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[HighlandBerserkr]

kyles3 wrote...

i hope my hawke doesn't get skeletor-face as soon as i add his epic beard.

to True, To True i have been asking about htis on the forums

[Eternal Phoenix]

thegreateski wrote...

"THIS. IS. KIRKWALL."

*kicks an Orlesian into a market-stall.*

THIS. IS. DUNCAN!

*Bites an Orlesian bystander*

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 08 août 2010 - 01:01 .

[Bobad]

THIS.  IS.  FACIAL HAIR!

*Strokes beard and kicks market stall into Orlesian bystander*

Modifié par Bobad, 08 août 2010 - 03:06 .

[graavigala85]

someone hasnt got the point of character customasation... the beard is kinda, you know, optional!

did the "Sacred ashes" trailer of DAO make you do human and have him short hair and tattoo?

[thegreateski]

Bobad wrote...

THIS.  IS.  FACIAL HAIR!

*Strokes beard and kicks market stall into an Orlesian bystander*

Lol, that's great.

[Snelle Jaap]

Mary Kirby wrote...

Maiq the Liar wrote...

Dick Delaware wrote...

Don't be naive, Lord Gremlin!

Listen, and understand! That Beard is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Or assimilated.

JUST ONE STRAY HAIR CAN DESTROY CIVILIZATIONS!

The heavens will condemn us for what we have wrought here.

makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside .. ummm:huh:

[What?]

I say replace Hawke with Beard as DA2's PC.

[Reacher Gilt]

Hmm... The beard is strong with this one.

[IndigoWolfe]

*delete*

Modifié par IndigoWolfe, 18 août 2010 - 10:57 .

[commanderC]

What kind of bonuses can I expect from a chin strap beard? lol

[HighlandBerserkr]

I have an idea, lets see who in the forums has the most magnificent beard if any! I'll start

[HighlandBerserkr]

I guess no one else has a beard

[Haexpane]

Not really about DA2, end of the line?

[nightcobra]

new specialization: elite ash warrior, after learning the arts of war from the dwarves, you have earned the right to wield their deadliest asset....The dwarven beard, normally no human could ever hope to support such manliness on their chins...that is why every human who has learned this skill survives every single war. the last talent of this specialization makes the beard enable the wielding of 2h weapons on one hand.

[HighlandBerserkr]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

new specialization: elite ash warrior, after learning the arts of war from the dwarves, you have earned the right to wield their deadliest asset....The dwarven beard, normally no human could ever hope to support such manliness on their chins...that is why every human who has learned this skill survives every single war. the last talent of this specialization makes the beard enable the wielding of 2h weapons on one hand.

I would love a Dwarf beard on my Human character.

[Clumber]

nightcobra8928 wrote...

new specialization: elite ash warrior, after learning the arts of war from the dwarves, you have earned the right to wield their deadliest asset....The dwarven beard, normally no human could ever hope to support such manliness on their chins...that is why every human who has learned this skill survives every single war. the last talent of this specialization makes the beard enable the wielding of 2h weapons on one hand.

A two handed weapon in each hand and...one in the beard.

Modifié par Clumber, 09 août 2010 - 06:46 .

[HighlandBerserkr]

Haexpane wrote...

Not really about DA2, end of the line?

Like this isn't the One billionth time a topic has degraded into something other than talk of Dragon Age

[AloraKast]

IndigoWolfe wrote...

Hang on, there's someone at the door. One moment...





AHHHH!!! Montreal's Top Agents --The AliGaiders-- are at the door! It won't hold them for long, quick, the public must know!

You will have female Mabari party member in Dragon Age 2, but this time it will talk. It will be his lifelong compainion, and will give Hawke story-related quests-

*CRASH*

They're thorugh the door! Stay back!

*Crashing and thumping as I grapple with the AliGaider squad*

*Desperately clings to the keyboard, typing out the last few words*

-but it she turns out to be a manipulative ****, and her ultimate plan is to *Presses Submit before the keyboard is torn from my fingers*






End Of The Line.

*GASP*

The AliGaiders!!! OH NO!!!

(for those unfamiliar with this dreaded and most feared of all of the secret agencies ever to exist, those most cunning, intelligent and all-knowing, I direct you to the Montreal Police portrayed in the Bruce Willis 2000 movie "The Whole Nine Yards" - I would recognize those fiends anywhere!)

IndigoWolfe... Maker help you... for you are surely beyond the aid of all other powers!

[IndigoWolfe]

AloraKast wrote...

*GASP*

The AliGaiders!!! OH NO!!!

(for those unfamiliar with this dreaded and most feared of all of the secret agencies ever to exist, those most cunning, intelligent and all-knowing, I direct you to the Montreal Police portrayed in the Bruce Willis 2000 movie "The Whole Nine Yards" - I would recognize those fiends anywhere!)

IndigoWolfe... Maker help you... for you are surely beyond the aid of all other powers!

Fortunately, since then I've eluded their grasp. Now, I'll be the first to admit; it was a close one. Heck, they even got me into their van. And just as a sidenote; the AliGaiders prefer air fresheners that smell like the underside of a lawnmower. Or that was just Field Officer Woo's breath, I don't know.

But yes, I escaped, and will soon be bringing you more entirely reliable insider information.

[Skeletondog]

I shouldn't be bumping such an old threat but this made me so happy. SO HAPPY

I want a manly manly manly beard

[Dhanik]

Duncan's beard > Hawke's beard.

[Xewaka]

Dhanik wrote...

Duncan's beard > Hawke's beard.

It has been already stablished they are one and the same. After its former host was defeated because it was too weak to hold it, the Beard went in search of a new host to inhabit, finding a refugee from Lothering fleeing from the darkspawn the wrong way. And Hawke was compelled to run through the horde to Ostagar because of prophetic drams of the Manliness that was waiting for him on Ostagar.

[dr Oldman]

This beard thing is strange

[Tae Jir]

IndigoWolfe=talent+

Modifié par Tae Jir, 02 novembre 2010 - 11:35 .

[warpelle]

Only one problem. Beard isnt manly at all. It just show that your an lazy unhygienic monkey of a caveman and should stay in the cave until you learned proper ettiquett. Oh and get a suit. I really hope the give us the ability to get rid of that dissgusting thing.