JRCHOharry wrote...
Lumberjacks will cower in fear when they see Hawke's beard!
The Vikings shall bend their knee to the soup-catching power of Hawke's beard.
JRCHOharry wrote...
Lumberjacks will cower in fear when they see Hawke's beard!
MessyPossum wrote...
Now I will always wonder whether or not the character is a homage to Billy Mays.
Felfenix wrote...
Bioware should hire the OP.
Behindyounow wrote...
Felfenix wrote...
Bioware should hire the OP.
I concur most heartily. Who needs a karma meter when you have the Manliness meter?
Whoa?!?! Challenging Duncan's beard already? This has just got serious people!Vicious wrote...
Hawke's beard will be even more epic than Duncan's beard... because Hawke isn't going to die like a chump in the first 45 minutes of gameplay.
IndigoWolfe wrote...
The above poster had far too much time on his hands.
Guest_randumb vanguard_*
JRCHOharry wrote...
Whoa?!?! Challenging Duncan's beard already? This has just got serious people!Vicious wrote...
Hawke's beard will be even more epic than Duncan's beard... because Hawke isn't going to die like a chump in the first 45 minutes of gameplay.
IndigoWolfe wrote...
Now, there will be an equally complex system for female characters. The Period System. The informant was reluctant to reveal as much about this system, but here are the few facts I was privy to.
As the player goes along with their Female Hawke, the character will experience the female monthly period. This differs in effect. Sometimes being emotional and weepy, which gives penalties to Defense, while increasing the Persuade skill. And other times, the character will be firey and easy to anger, even sometimes lashing out at her companions. This lends a huge bonus to weapon damage, attack speed and Intimidate, however, Friendly-Fire is activated on even the lowest difficulty level. And it is doubled on the difficulty levels when it is activated.
Felfenix wrote...
IndigoWolfe wrote...
Now, there will be an equally complex system for female characters. The Period System. The informant was reluctant to reveal as much about this system, but here are the few facts I was privy to.
As the player goes along with their Female Hawke, the character will experience the female monthly period. This differs in effect. Sometimes being emotional and weepy, which gives penalties to Defense, while increasing the Persuade skill. And other times, the character will be firey and easy to anger, even sometimes lashing out at her companions. This lends a huge bonus to weapon damage, attack speed and Intimidate, however, Friendly-Fire is activated on even the lowest difficulty level. And it is doubled on the difficulty levels when it is activated.
XD
mosaiclobster wrote...
Both genders will in fact have the Beard System. That's why we won't be getting any marketing with Fem!Hawke, so her glorious in-game beard will be a delightful surprise!