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[OriginsIsBest]

Whats wrong with ****s beard?

[KendallX23]

i say no beard in games...it's known to be the cause of gameplay breaking..everyone knows main characters with beards win from the beginning of the game..no one can beat the beard

[Lord Gremlin]

Darth_Trethon wrote...

tennyochan wrote...

every zombie/apocalyptic movie needs a guy with a beard. he usually is
a) the tough guy you can rely on
the psycho guy that will kill you....... oh...
well thats perfect for DA2!

Holy hell you may be onto something!! What if the beard tries to kill Hawke? We'd all be done for.....nobody can defeat such a beard!!

The Beard (the ArchBeard) will definitely confront Hawke in the end. In fact, ArchBeard is the main antagonist.

[Lord Gremlin]

KendallX23 wrote...

i say no beard in games...it's known to be the cause of gameplay breaking..everyone knows main characters with beards win from the beginning of the game..no one can beat the beard

No one? Bah, no one but THE BEARD itself.

[lucylips000]

I still don't believe this.I mean, it sounds so ridiculous to be true!. Are we sure the TC didn't make this up? I hear GameInformer has it ,but, I can't find anything about it (unless it is going to be in an actual article page and I'll be eating my words and apologizing when it comes out) I could less about the beard system for men but the women pmsing in a game sounds utterly ridiculous!

[Lord Zeuss]

lucylips000 wrote...

I still don't believe this.I mean, it sounds so ridiculous to be true!. Are we sure the TC didn't make this up? I hear GameInformer has it ,but, I can't find anything about it (unless it is going to be in an actual article page and I'll be eating my words and apologizing when it comes out) I could less about the beard system for men but the women pmsing in a game sounds utterly ridiculous!

In answer, let me direct your attention to the following:

IndigoWolfe wrote...

Hang on, there's someone at the door. One moment...





AHHHH!!!
Montreal's Top Agents --The AliGaiders-- are at the door! It won't hold
them for long, quick, the public must know!

You will have female
Mabari party member in Dragon Age 2, but this time it will talk. It
will be his lifelong compainion, and will give Hawke story-related
quests-

*CRASH*

They're thorugh the door! Stay back!

*Crashing
and thumping as I grapple with the AliGaider squad*

*Desperately
clings to the keyboard, typing out the last few words*

-but it
she turns out to be a manipulative ****, and her ultimate plan is to
*Presses Submit before the keyboard is torn from my fingers*






End
Of The Line.

[ell46]

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Now I wish I was a man. Sigh.

Don't worry if you live long enough to hit menopause you can probably grow a beard

[zombie fred]

Thanks for making my day with the joke

[Lord Zeuss]

Oooooh, now I understand the "Mike Hawke" movement. He's this guy





...What? His beard looks the same.

[lucylips000]

@Lord Zeuss- LOL, I figured, but, you can never be too safe with info like this no matter how ridiculous it sounds! Often times you don't believe it.... then you find out its true and cry yourself to sleep at night *like a lot of Microsoft "Kinect"fans are doing now*. Although this isn't true, sooner or later.... it probably will be happening to make a game more "realistic" haha

[Arthur Cousland]

It's not like you'll be stuck with the beard, unless you have no option for creating your character's appearance. I actually like the look. Too many rpgs either don't do beards right, or stick you with a shaven character who doesn't look a day over 20. Being 30 years old, myself, I'll welcome being able to play as a character who looks like he isn't walking out into the world for the first time, and has actually seen a battle or two.

[lucylips000]

I hope they let you hide stuff in male Hawke's beard LOL

[ell46]

This is a bit one sided in favour of men beards, what about how awesome women are with PMS, for example women don't need the back up of any party, when women have PMS, just a casual smile could result in even the black city being wiped out and all beards being burnt to stubble. Beware of female mage's with flame spells!!

[KendallX23]

Lord Zeuss wrote...

Oooooh, now I understand the "Mike Hawke" movement. He's this guy


...What? His beard looks the same.

don't ever put Knox here...he looks weird..i am sure we can find better bearded chars

[Lord Gremlin]

lucylips000 wrote...

I hope they let you hide stuff in male Hawke's beard LOL

Yep, beard acts like a backpack, it's capacity depending on beard's tier. Just like basic weapon damage depends on weapon tier. 

[GodWood]

Never, have I been this happy to be a man.

[LPPrince]

Lord Zeuss wrote...

Oooooh, now I understand the "Mike Hawke" movement. He's this guy


...What? His beard looks the same.

Mike Hawke does not equate to Mike Knox.

But you still get +25 approval for putting a professional wrestling reference in here.

[Lord Zeuss]

LPPrince wrote...

Lord Zeuss wrote...

Oooooh, now I understand the "Mike Hawke" movement. He's this guy


...What? His beard looks the same.

Mike Hawke does not equate to Mike Knox.

But you still get +25 approval for putting a professional wrestling reference in here.

Cause that's how I roll. Epic beard epicness!

[LPPrince]

Lord Zeuss wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Lord Zeuss wrote...

Oooooh, now I understand the "Mike Hawke" movement. He's this guy


...What? His beard looks the same.

Mike Hawke does not equate to Mike Knox.

But you still get +25 approval for putting a professional wrestling reference in here.

Cause that's how I roll. Epic beard epicness!

I will give you that, good sir. You've earned yourself another +5 approval. 

[Tennyochan]

Lord Gremlin wrote...

lucylips000 wrote...

I hope they let you hide stuff in male Hawke's beard LOL

Yep, beard acts like a backpack, it's capacity depending on beard's tier. Just like basic weapon damage depends on weapon tier. 

no hawkes beard is like a bag of holding.

[LPPrince]

This is what we need-

[Wowlock]

I have a question !



If Duncan's beard and Hawke's beard would duel , Which one would win ?



The newcomer or the experienced , veteran one ?

[LPPrince]

Wowlock wrote...

I have a question !

If Duncan's beard and Hawke's beard would duel , Which one would win ?

The newcomer or the experienced , veteran one ?

Sean Connery's beard would call a truce.

[Khayness]

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

Now I wish I was a man. Sigh.

Here is the solution!

We need helmets like this in DA2.