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KproTM wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Wowlock wrote...

I have a question !

If Duncan's beard and Hawke's beard would duel , Which one would win ?

The newcomer or the experienced , veteran one ?


Sean Connery's beard would call a truce.


It already has. He's here just a few posts up


That's why I brought him here.

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I think Chantry found its next age name : BEARD AGE ! With ancient beards rise up and drove back the Darkspawn. We will assume the role of one of the Grey Beards.

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Wowlock wrote...

I think Chantry found its next age name : BEARD AGE ! With ancient beards rise up and drove back the Darkspawn. We will assume the role of one of the Grey Beards.


Connery's beard fits even more now.

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But Thedas would collapse from that much manliness!

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Will Collector's Editions come with complimentary BEARDS?

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Funny thing is, when I get older, I'll look just like he does in that picture.

Long hair, epic beard.

From this-

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to

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Cept I'm all golden skinned.

Edit- GOD I'm lucky.

Modifié par LPPrince, 12 juillet 2010 - 03:09 .


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Mate, ponytail, asap.

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You will be a worthy Successor. !



/salute to the beards.

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Khayness wrote...

Mate, ponytail, asap.


As we speak.

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Wowlock wrote...

You will be a worthy Successor. !

/salute to the beards.


I SALUTE TO THAT.

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Instead of variety of faces for our character , we should have variety of beards to pick !



From Gandalf's beard to Connory's. And our default one should be Duncan's since he is Hawke's father * Gasp* *Wild Rumor*

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Wowlock wrote...

Instead of variety of faces for our character , we should have variety of beards to pick !

From Gandalf's beard to Connory's. And our default one should be Duncan's since he is Hawke's father * Gasp* *Wild Rumor*


I love the way you think.

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Hey, one can always hope right ?



And we still couldn't find Duncan's body too ! We can't give up from a man with such a great beard.



Besides , I heard in Thedas , Beards pass down generation to generation.

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My father has the Sean Connery beard, except in Salt and Pepper.



If its genetic, I'M FRIGGEN SOLD.

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Sorry I don't believe a word of this, that's just stupid. Maybe growing older with age and retiring your character when too old makes more sense, but a beard please..give me a break.

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PendragonV wrote...

Sorry I don't believe a word of this, that's just stupid. Maybe growing older with age and retiring your character when too old makes more sense, but a beard please..give me a break.


Did you hear that?

Huh. Almost like something whooshing over your head.

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IndigoWolfe, I love you long time.

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PendragonV wrote...

Sorry I don't believe a word of this, that's just stupid. Maybe growing older with age and retiring your character when too old makes more sense, but a beard please..give me a break.


Shun the non-believer!

Dude, if Sean Connery is in the game, I hope he's romanceable!

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I think I discovered the Alpha build of the final Boss fight.

http://www.gamenode....hing-the-beard/

"The beard will devour you!"

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Wowlock wrote...

Hey, one can always hope right ?

And we still couldn't find Duncan's body too ! We can't give up from a man with such a great beard.

Besides , I heard in Thedas , Beards pass down generation to generation.

Of course we couldn't found Duncan's body, it was consumed by his beard, increasing it's power. One of the theories here is that Duncan's beard is The ArchBeard, and now it moved onto Hawke, who happen to be a child of Duncan and a harlot of unknown origin (Zevran approves +3).

P.S. I've tried to crash that castle crasher's beard and failed. Now I'm scared of final battle in DA2. Is there any resistance to beards? Like, we have fire resistance, spirit resistance, spell resistance, but what about beard resistance? Will it be implemented?

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Beard attacks deal manly elemental damage. To defend against it, you'll need to wear the armour of nagging, and before you shave them you must first weaken them with the holy sword 'The emasculator'.

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In the ancient days of Ferelden, long before the Darkspawn and the first Blight, twenty Beards of Power were crafted. Three of these mythical Beards were to have been given to the elves, but since they as a race lack facial hair, they turned against the forces of Beardor and engaged in a fierce war. The dwarves were 'gifted' with seven magical Beards of Power, but shortly upon receiving such unrivaled bolstering of their manliness, they inexplicably began a bitter and vicious civil war amongst themselves, different Beard-bearers vying for control and domination over the dwarven empire. Nine powerful Beards were left to the care of humans, who used for all manner of purposes, including annoying infomercials, fanservice, and everything in between, until humanity was all but consumed by the dark powers of the awesome Beards they had inherited.



But beside these great Beards of Power, there was another Beard made. One Beard to rule them all, One Beard to find them, One Beard to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.



The quest for this One Beard will be the driving focus of the story of Dragon Age 2, and how Hawke, as the Beard-bearer, deals with the many challenges that lie in his path to the doors of the barber shops of Beardor where the One Beard can be destroyed.

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Lord Zeuss wrote...

In the ancient days of Ferelden, long before the Darkspawn and the first Blight, twenty Beards of Power were crafted. Three of these mythical Beards were to have been given to the elves, but since they as a race lack facial hair, they turned against the forces of Beardor and engaged in a fierce war. The dwarves were 'gifted' with seven magical Beards of Power, but shortly upon receiving such unrivaled bolstering of their manliness, they inexplicably began a bitter and vicious civil war amongst themselves, different Beard-bearers vying for control and domination over the dwarven empire. Nine powerful Beards were left to the care of humans, who used for all manner of purposes, including annoying infomercials, fanservice, and everything in between, until humanity was all but consumed by the dark powers of the awesome Beards they had inherited.

But beside these great Beards of Power, there was another Beard made. One Beard to rule them all, One Beard to find them, One Beard to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

The quest for this One Beard will be the driving focus of the story of Dragon Age 2, and how Hawke, as the Beard-bearer, deals with the many challenges that lie in his path to the doors of the barber shops of Beardor where the One Beard can be destroyed.

This reminds me of the anime Bobobo, he had amazing hair with special powers, and lord baldy bald would try to shave the world. If anyone knows what I'm talking about you know how bad that show's plot was.

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This thread is full of epic win. I can't stop laughing!!

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Maiq the Liar wrote...

Lord Gremlin wrote...

So, beards of tier 9 or higher are available for mages only.


Aye, but Tier 10 and 11 beards are only available to Dwarven two-handed weapon warriors. Obtaining these epic beards also requires importing a save of DA:O where only certain, manly, dialogue options are chosen, without one mistake. The Dwarf must then go through DA2 having sex with every women he sees, and saying things that are manly.

this post gave me a good laugh bravoImage IPB