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[filetemo]

Mike Hawke is a two-handed berserker

[The Illusive Paragon]

This thread has intrigued Mike Hawke.

[Zal Air]

So that is why Mike Hawke on the cover carries a weapon with a long shaft

[Khayness]

Fooling around in this topic actually dispersed my disappointment felt towards this game. Childhood ends, but immaturity is everlasting.

Thank you Mike Hawke! I can't wait to play with him.

Modifié par Khayness, 08 juillet 2010 - 11:56 .

[LPPrince]

Spam Eelam wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Spam Eelam wrote...

The joke: it's still being missed.

Mike Hawke.

My Cawk.


Think really hard of what part of the human anatomy we're referring to.

No, I got it, I was referring to the numerous other, non-humorous suggestions.

That said, I'm curious as to how well Mike Hawke wields a two-handed weapon... or being a rogue for that matter. Mike Hawke isn't always so subtle or stealthy

They are humorous. You just need to understand the context. Either that or you have a different sense of humor than everyone else here, neither of which being a problem.

Mike Hawke doesn't mind.

[Khayness]

Damn, that sounded SO WRONG

[LPPrince]

Khayness wrote...

Fooling around in this topic actually dispersed my disappointment felt towards this game. Childhood ends but immaturity is everlasting.
Thank you Mike Hawk! I can't wait to play with him.

My meme has brought joy to the masses?

YEEEEEEEEEEES.

When I started the Tali thing, it kinda went haywire. We got our romance, but damn it we got hater upon hater upon hater.

Any man that begins to hate on Mike Hawke can go fool around somewhere else because Mike Hawke is popular with the ladies, and thats all that matters.

[Kleon]

Mike Hawke - sex sells.

Corrected.

Modifié par Kunkryst, 09 juillet 2010 - 12:15 .

[filetemo]

I can't wait to enter a Chantry church with Mike Hawke

[LPPrince]

Kunkryst wrote...

Mike Hakwe - sex sells.

You misspelled Mike Hawke. Blasphemous.

[LPPrince]

filetemo wrote...

I can't wait to enter a Chantry church with Mike Hawke

That'll turn heads.

[Only2morrow]

So.. much... win....



Mike Hawke needs a stamina potion for he is out.

[Khayness]

Mike Hawke plows through hoes foes like nobody else.

[LPPrince]

Only2morrow wrote...

So.. much... win....

Mike Hawke needs a stamina potion for he is out.

Hey, that reminds me.

It'd be a real nice piece of realism if Mike Hawke's main weakness was cold damage.

[Ghost Lightning]

Mike Hawk is huge in Ferelden.

[Khayness]

LPPrince wrote...

Only2morrow wrote...

So.. much... win....

Mike Hawke needs a stamina potion for he is out.

Hey, that reminds me.

It'd be a real nice piece of realism if Mike Hawke's main weakness was cold damage.

That ain't good! Mike Hawke can't get hammered at the bar

[LPPrince]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

Mike Hawk is huge in Ferelden.

And simply throbbing with popularity in Orlais.

[LPPrince]

Khayness wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Only2morrow wrote...

So.. much... win....

Mike Hawke needs a stamina potion for he is out.

Hey, that reminds me.

It'd be a real nice piece of realism if Mike Hawke's main weakness was cold damage.

That ain't good! Mike Hawke can't get hammered at the bar

Wouldn't he do the hammering?

[filetemo]

The guards attacked because they saw Mike Hawke exiting the women's restroom covered in blood. Later he explained he stomped a nug accidentally.

[Ghost Lightning]

Mike Hawk has a lot of aids......squad mates.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 09 juillet 2010 - 12:11 .

[TheSpaceKraken]

Khayness wrote...

Mike Hawke plows through hoes foes like nobody else.

Through both hoes and foes actually. He has an insatiable appetite for such things and is not picky in the least.

[cobretti1818]

Well, I am going to break the trend in here.

Lincoln Hawke for the win

[LPPrince]

I don't know where you heard that.



Mike Hawke never picks "Surprise me".

[Khayness]

cobretti1818 wrote...

Well, I am going to break the trend in here.

Lincoln Hawke for the win

The only thing what you are going to break is York Hawke. It will be very unpleasant.

[Lenimph]

filetemo wrote...

Mike Hawke is a two-handed berserker

ROFL xD Oh that's priceless