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You Know You've Played Mass Effect Too Long When...


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Milician

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You know you've played Mass Effect too long when..

You start asking attractive individuals for their face code.

When you get into an argument with someone you ask if they are still loyal to you.

Every time you depart from someone/some place you say "I should go"

You call your spouse "The Priiiize"

You have a sudden aversion to smoothies. (Bonus points if you get that one!)



Post your signs that you've been playing for too long!

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Spornicus

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You wear an N7 hoodie around campus and become instant friends with anybody who recognizes it.

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JRCHOharry

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Milician wrote...

You call your spouse "The Priiiize"

Are you still married?

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EpicFail25

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If you start thinking ramen is a delicacy.

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Dinnertable

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You think there's only ever three choices for any decision

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Combine08

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...you wonder why advertisements won't address you individually by taking your name, position, salary and more into account. You come to the conclusion that they all must be poor and save money that way.



...you wonder why no one will follow you, instead they give you odd looks or tell you to GTFO. You simply wanted to the recruit them for suicide missions. You then wonder that "C-Sec" will arrest you later for it, and you hope that you won't end up in an interrogation room with a certain spectre and assassin.



...you take coke and similar drugs to become a (biotic) god. And to smell your GREATNESS.



...you think that Geth are better at reaching consensus than politicians.



...you wonder how friends and people you know seem to be always somewhere else and never in one place most of the time.



...you try to "have fun" with clothes on.



...only do bad things in order to look like a bad ass with red eyes.



...you wonder why suddenly the old ME1 elevator system is used in most places.



...you take more heavy risks. The priiize...



...you simply dismiss things by air quotes.



...you wonder why people will react sooner or later instead of just waiting for you to continue the conversation



Meh, I tried :P

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When you have the galaxy tune playing in your head over and over again.

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DaneWolf

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If you get disopointed when you realize that every girl in the stripclub you just entered is human.... Why is there no Asari's here??

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AjaxDuo

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You start to see Paragon and Renegade interupts in conversations.

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The Unfallen

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Or, rather, you just see everything in the world in either Paragon or Renegade, period.

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wickedwizzard01

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you wonder where you parked your Mako

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Annie_Dear

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JRCHOharry wrote...

Milician wrote...

You call your spouse "The Priiiize"

Are you still married?


I was just about to ask the same thing

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... When you run screaming from the shish-kebabs the waiter brings you, shrieking, "DON'T PUT THE FOOD ON SPIKES!! DON'T PUT IT ON SPIKES!! THE FOOD WILL COME BACK TO LIFE!! THE FOOD WILL COME BACK!!"

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... When you ask for some Paragade at a Gas Station.

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Jaron Oberyn

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Annie_Dear wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

Milician wrote...

You call your spouse "The Priiiize"

Are you still married?


I was just about to ask the same thing


It was a HEaaavy risk. :D

 -Polite 

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AjaxDuo wrote...

You start to see Paragon and Renegade interupts in conversations.


This!

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JohnnyBeGood2

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when you go through phases of loving and then hating, loving and then hating, loving and then hating ME2 forum discussions...

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FlyinElk212

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...At the end of all of your conversations with your friends, you say, "I should go."

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Karimloo

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..you think relationships are easy to get into.

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Privateerkev

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When you start saying "look at this..." whenever you see something new.

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MarchWaltz

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When you make tribute videos for mass effect.



Check my sig. I recommend shattered universe first. The second seems to be.....unpopular.



Also when I'm drunk I did the shep dance and when taking a shot I said "For commander sheperd and crew".



Alsox2 saying I'm MarchWaltz, and this is my favorite bar in California.

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silver_sparrow

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when you've had enough of someones disingenuous assertions.

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heretica

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Privateerkev wrote...

When you start saying "look at this..." whenever you see something new.

 

Not only that buy you hear Jacob's voice in your head. It has happened to me.

Modifié par Catt128, 09 juillet 2010 - 04:02 .


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Ghost Lightning

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look at this, like opening an off topic game in the ME foru......point taken.

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 09 juillet 2010 - 04:07 .


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silver_sparrow

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when you start using the word "bosh'tet" as an actual insult.