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#26
bthillman

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...When you and your significant other can have full conversations and/or arguments using nothing but Mass Effect quotes.



...When in the bedroom with your significant other, you can't help but laugh and think of saying "I know you feel this...". This, of course, has the tendency of ruining the mood. (<-- Tested)

#27
silver_sparrow

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when you exclaim all humans to be racist

#28
Jet_Truebow

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when you think ducks (krograns) like to eat fish

#29
Shwiggliness

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When you honestly end all conversations with I should Go



You start seeing Tali as more than a friend



When you've had enough of someone's disingenious assertions



when you do something good, you can practically feel your paragon points going up



When you say ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL using the remote control



saying I KNOW THIS HURTS YOU after poking someone



Trying to push things with your imaginary biotics.



After getting injured, you yell MY SHEILDS ARE DOWN



You got kicked out of the mall for yelling THIS STORE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR



You offer endorsements at the mall.



You hired your very own Conrad Verner.



You realize, you are not a Spectre, and punching someone in the face is grounds for arrest





I've had most if not all of these.

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Fizzeler

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you hear the word Reaper and the first thing you think of are giant machines



you call your loved one Siha (sp?)



you say you can't talk because you are working on some calibrations



you start thinking that Mass Relays exist



you try to use biotic pull to get your soda



in conversations you say "We are reaching a consensus please try again later"

#31
MTN Dew Fanatic

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...you think someone already made a thread similar to this.

#32
archurban

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you think that you could conquer any woman you want.....

#33
Privateerkev

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Catt128 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

When you start saying "look at this..." whenever you see something new.

 

Not only that buy you hear Jacob's voice in your head. It has happened to me.


I not only hear it. I say it aloud like he does. I've gotten some weird looks in public...

#34
Inquisitor Recon

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Hmm... I also find myself saying "look at this..." more often.




#35
Cheese Elemental

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When you start finding Tali and Liara more appealing than real women.

So ronery. :(

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Soverign 666

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When for your propasal you ask your girlfriend/boyfriend what they want you to do for there loyalty mission

#37
Cancer Puppet

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You get a craving for tasty Varren skewers for only five credits.

Modifié par Cancer Puppet, 10 juillet 2010 - 04:54 .


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When your all your dreams have dialog wheels.



The next movie you want to see is Blasto the Jellyfish Sting



When this one get tired of you solid waste excretions.



When you have to an extranet dictionary to figure out how to spell excretions, in order to post a reply on a Mass Effect Forum.

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...you wonder why suddenly the old ME1 elevator system is used in most places.


I laughed. Hard.

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1) When you suddenly get liking astronomy and you want to buy an expensive telescope to start stareing at stars and planets.

2) When you talk to real people,and you imagine a dialogue circle with options to choose,and you think "What would Shepard would say at a situation like this ?"

3) When you walk at the streets and you think "something is going to happen and I will proove my heroism".

Modifié par Alithinos, 10 juillet 2010 - 08:27 .


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Zulu_DFA

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... when you start to think the planet mining mingame is "strangely addictive".

#42
Frank the Running Bugzepel

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When you think that the cat suit and high heels are back in fashion

#43
Annie_Dear

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Privateerkev wrote...

Catt128 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

When you start saying "look at this..." whenever you see something new.

 

Not only that buy you hear Jacob's voice in your head. It has happened to me.


I not only hear it. I say it aloud like he does. I've gotten some weird looks in public...


Thank you Kev, I don't feel so alone anymore...Posted Image

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FuturePasTimeCE

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 you know you play mass effect too much when you're wondering why they didn't uinplug you at NINE7 to prevent being traced by agent smith, Ian Ronald, and rogers

you know you played too much mass effect when you realized you always hated the crap out of santnie claeus and want to throw every piece of coal on earth at him

you know you played too much mass effect if you hate the sound of the word normandy (france)... :alien:

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Giggles_Manically

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Hearing Martin Sheen's voice on the TV in another room and wonder why TIM is in my house.



What! I just woke up after a seven hour ME2 stint.

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Privateerkev

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Annie_Dear wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

Catt128 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

When you start saying "look at this..." whenever you see something new.

 

Not only that buy you hear Jacob's voice in your head. It has happened to me.


I not only hear it. I say it aloud like he does. I've gotten some weird looks in public...


Thank you Kev, I don't feel so alone anymore...Posted Image


"you know what? I think we need each other..."

Damnit, there is another sign. When Jacob romance quotes replace everything you say... >_<

Modifié par Privateerkev, 10 juillet 2010 - 05:08 .


#47
silver_sparrow

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when you try to swindle the school bully out of his lunch money for a tasty gold fish.

#48
GtarTravis

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When you think the best way to fight someone is to (biotic) charge at someone by running madly at them... don't worry, if you leveled your power correctly your shields would recover anyways.

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... When you are having arguments about faithfulness. In a videogame.

A videogame.

#50
Giggles_Manically

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When you act like the Biotic God in front of friends.