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[Giggles_Manically]

When you act like the Biotic God in front of friends.

[DOYOURLABS]

when you say "consensus achieved" when someone agrees with you.

[CroGamer002]

Combine08 wrote...
...you think that Geth are better at reaching consensus than politicians.

Hmh, they are.

[Jackal904]

One time while I was driving, this person in front of my turned without using their signal, and I thought, "Ah yes, "turning signals," we have dismissed that claim."

[Annie_Dear]

Privateerkev wrote...

"you know what? I think we need each other..."

Damnit, there is another sign. When Jacob romance quotes replace everything you say... >_<

And let's not forget Harbinger's lines:

"THIS HURTS YOU"

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

"BEND TO ME"

[CroGamer002]

When somebody is annoying and you punch them and not expect punch back.

[megatron999]

You realise the Geths method of building consesus is waaay better than listening to lots of mutiple arguments by politicians.

[awpdevil]

When you look at your girlfriend you say, "There must be a way in."

[CroGamer002]

megatron999 wrote...

You realise the Geths method of building consesus is waaay better than listening to lots of mutiple arguments by politicians.

You don't have to play Mass Effect to say that.

[DOYOURLABS]

when you get excited whenever the word paragon is used

[Pacifien]

When you get into someone else's car and say "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

When someone suggests something slightly out of the ordinary and you respond "Heavy risk...."

When you realize you have a notebook containing 20 pages of notes regarding the suicide mission.

When you think a nice tupari would be refreshing.

When you go a bit crosseyed and imagine your own computer code is nicely color coordinated in white, blues, oranges, purples, and greens.

When you start off a challenge with "I. AM. KROOOGAN!"

And yes, I've done all of those.

[DOYOURLABS]

Pacifien wrote...

When you start off a challenge with "I. AM. KROOOGAN!" 

I scream that over xbox live whenever I charge with a shotgun

[colossus50000]

When you try to press x to skip a conversation you already had before

[SpectreSeven]

Most of these were made up before ME2 came out:

-You ring the Euro Space Agency or NASA telling them about the bunker
on Mars

- Enter the casino and look for Quasar

- Take a shortcut over a mountain while driving and start complaining about the
broken jump jets

- You want to buy a new wallet because the old one already holds 999999999999

- You call all jellyfishes Hanar

-You think your financial advisor works for the shadow broker

- You wake up and think whether to be Paragon or Renegade

- You start complaining about no mass drive in your car

- You think about 6 dialogue options you can say when talking to someone for about
30 seconds

- You avoid lifts at all costs

- Everything you say is a line from ME

- You attempt to use your biotics to impress your friends

- You select 2 friends to go in your squad and tell the rest to go back to Normandy

- You look at the sky and wonder where the Artemis Tau cluster is while the galaxy map song plays in your
head

- You say extranet instead of internet

- You look around for medigel when you're hurt

- You have a pet frog because it reminds you of Wrex

- You decide to enlist in C-Sec after finishing school

- You think of what to convert to omnigel

-You change your internet browser's name to Public Extranet Terminal

-You find shrimp in the shop and yell "The invasion has begun!"

- You bully people around and when you're confronted you say "Hey, I'm in
Special Tactics an Recon! I don't answer to anyone except the council!"

-Your friend tries to squash a bug and you yell "No! This one's
different! It learned from its mother's mistakes!"

- Your camp is attacked by Taliban and you reach over your head for the gun, then shake
it because it doesn't unfold with a cool noise

- You wonder if the Taliban is connected to Tali

- You run into the firefight, telling your mates not to worry because you're wearing Collosus X with
Medical Exoskeleton X and Shield generator X

- You look around foran Alliance base on the moon

- You see a cow and are afraid to turn around

- You anticipate a thresher to pop out once you're on flat ground

- You see a pile of rocks and quickly put a red beaconbeside them

- You think your phone is an omnitool

- You think of the Reapers in biology when the teacher is talking about the
cycle of extinction

- Someone asks you "Do you like me?" and you reply "Yeah, but ME2 looks way better"

- You think you can visit Shep in Normandy

- You listen to the ME soundtrack before going asleep

- you come up with an insanely long list of things about mass effect lol jokes

- you start talking to complete strangers who are argueing about things that have nothing to do with you

- You wonder why the UN isn't called the Alliance

- Your phone is completely pimped out with ME stuff

- You write stuff like "N7"everywhere

- You call your girlfriend Liara.

- You start acting out the scene where Anderson punches Udina on your
friends

- You start asking shady looking people in trench coats for some red
sand

- You ask people if they believe in the cause and the greater good

-You have the irresitible urge to punch reporters.


Edit: Fix'd

Modifié par v1K0, 10 juillet 2010 - 08:40 .

[Sajuro]

silver_sparrow wrote...

when you start using the word "bosh'tet" as an actual insult.

I actually use that for swearing
When you starts saying Khee-lah to express your frustration
(Khee-lah woman!)

[DOYOURLABS]

- You accidentally say omni-tool when referring to a multi-tool

- You say things are massively effective when something works

- You limp like joker when you're bored

[langelog]

You have every line of dialogue memorized.

Modifié par langelog, 11 juillet 2010 - 03:32 .

[Sajuro]

You start casting decisions in terms of Renegade and Paragon.

[Chimervera]

You do stupid things because you think "if this goes badly, I'll just load my last save!"

Your (non-ME playing) friends think you're in a relationship because you talk about your LI so much.

You get mad because your (non-ME playing) friends don't get the memes you're using.

Every customisable piece of technology you own is ME themed.

You make your own replica armour and omni-tool.

You get an N7 tattoo.

Modifié par Chimervera, 11 juillet 2010 - 03:54 .

[Sajuro]

You are still visiting these forums

[Zack56]

When you can describe every painstaking detail of almost every mission to your friend over Xbox live to help them through by memory. I actually described Samara's loyalty mission to a friend from memory. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

[Sursion]

... You're watching "Predators" and you start listing who's paragon and who's renegade.

[silentstephi]

When you look at the menu at Longhorn Steakhouse and order the Renegade Strip.

[santaclausemoreau]

Sursion wrote...

... You're watching "Predators" and you start listing who's paragon and who's renegade.

I'm completely guilty of this

[Privateerkev]

Annie_Dear wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

"you know what? I think we need each other..."

Damnit, there is another sign. When Jacob romance quotes replace everything you say... >_<

And let's not forget Harbinger's lines:

"THIS HURTS YOU"

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

"BEND TO ME"

I have yet to use these in real life. I imagine saying "bend to me" to my next date would probably make sure it was the last date...