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[Annie_Dear]

Privateerkev wrote...

Annie_Dear wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

"you know what? I think we need each other..."

Damnit, there is another sign. When Jacob romance quotes replace everything you say... >_<

And let's not forget Harbinger's lines:

"THIS HURTS YOU"

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

"BEND TO ME"

I have yet to use these in real life. I imagine saying "bend to me" to my next date would probably make sure it was the last date...

I've used them. Even "Bend to me".

And let me tell you, it was a great success... if only my goal had been to create an awkward silence

[snfonseka]

Milician wrote...

You know you've played Mass Effect too long when..

You start asking attractive individuals for their face code.

When you get into an argument with someone you ask if they are still loyal to you.

Every time you depart from someone/some place you say "I should go"

You call your spouse "The Priiiize"

You have a sudden aversion to smoothies. (Bonus points if you get that one!)



Post your signs that you've been playing for too long!

When you think that it is time to change your "Mass Effect" wallpaper.

[CroGamer002]

v1K0 wrote...

Most of these were made up before ME2 came out:

-You ring the Euro Space Agency or NASA telling them about the bunker
on Mars

- Enter the casino and look for Quasar

- Take a shortcut over a mountain while driving and start complaining about the
broken jump jets

- You want to buy a new wallet because the old one already holds 999999999999

- You call all jellyfishes Hanar

-You think your financial advisor works for the shadow broker

- You wake up and think whether to be Paragon or Renegade

- You start complaining about no mass drive in your car

- You think about 6 dialogue options you can say when talking to someone for about
30 seconds

- You avoid lifts at all costs

- Everything you say is a line from ME

- You attempt to use your biotics to impress your friends

- You select 2 friends to go in your squad and tell the rest to go back to Normandy

- You look at the sky and wonder where the Artemis Tau cluster is while the galaxy map song plays in your
head

- You say extranet instead of internet

- You look around for medigel when you're hurt

- You have a pet frog because it reminds you of Wrex

- You decide to enlist in C-Sec after finishing school

- You think of what to convert to omnigel

-You change your internet browser's name to Public Extranet Terminal

-You find shrimp in the shop and yell "The invasion has begun!"

- You bully people around and when you're confronted you say "Hey, I'm in
Special Tactics an Recon! I don't answer to anyone except the council!"

-Your friend tries to squash a bug and you yell "No! This one's
different! It learned from its mother's mistakes!"

- Your camp is attacked by Taliban and you reach over your head for the gun, then shake
it because it doesn't unfold with a cool noise

- You wonder if the Taliban is connected to Tali

- You run into the firefight, telling your mates not to worry because you're wearing Collosus X with
Medical Exoskeleton X and Shield generator X

- You look around foran Alliance base on the moon

- You see a cow and are afraid to turn around

- You anticipate a thresher to pop out once you're on flat ground

- You see a pile of rocks and quickly put a red beaconbeside them

- You think your phone is an omnitool

- You think of the Reapers in biology when the teacher is talking about the
cycle of extinction

- Someone asks you "Do you like me?" and you reply "Yeah, but ME2 looks way better"

- You think you can visit Shep in Normandy

- You listen to the ME soundtrack before going asleep

- you come up with an insanely long list of things about mass effect lol jokes

- you start talking to complete strangers who are argueing about things that have nothing to do with you

- You wonder why the UN isn't called the Alliance

- Your phone is completely pimped out with ME stuff

- You write stuff like "N7"everywhere

- You call your girlfriend Liara.

- You start acting out the scene where Anderson punches Udina on your
friends

- You start asking shady looking people in trench coats for some red
sand

- You ask people if they believe in the cause and the greater good

-You have the irresitible urge to punch reporters.


Edit: Fix'd

You played Mass Effect too long when you written all those things.

[DaneWolf]

colossus50000 wrote...

When you try to press x to skip a conversation you already had before

LOL!!! That happened to me... Only it was espace I couldn't find!

[JohnnyBeGood2]

Pacifien wrote...
When you go a bit crosseyed and imagine your own computer code is nicely color coordinated in white, blues, oranges, purples, and greens.

yes

[Nightwriter]

... When you boast that you can hack a wallsafe with your tech skills and then when you're challenged to do it ask where all the pretty matching symbols are on the circuitboard...

[AjaxDuo]

When you use the best chat up line ever:

"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"

Works like a charm!

[Nightwriter]

3mi wrote...

When you can't even say 'reapers' without inciting a panic.

Reapers!

[praetor_alpha]

Pacifien wrote...

When you go a bit crosseyed and imagine your own computer code is nicely color coordinated in white, blues, oranges, purples, and greens.

What? Mine is. That's often the default color palette on most IDEs. Well, except for white text.

You've played ME too long when you realize that transparent displays and holographic motion contol would suck.

[Soviet Vodka]

 When somebody asks you a question and you stand silent and motionless for minutes thinking over a possible answer that doesn't conflict with your moral values and future interests.

When somebody asks you a question and you start twirling your finger around without realizing it, pondering your answer.

When you think the most dire of situations can be solved with a punch to the face.

When you daydream and you start to see a HUD

When you notice you have created over 6 profiles, each with over 40 hours of gameplay on them.

[Shiakazee]

...............when first thing you say when you start your car is ASSUMING CONTROL

Modifié par Shiakazee, 11 juillet 2010 - 09:13 .

[Shiakazee]

....when you cant just climb a ledge, you have to hide behind it first

[arek_celera]

When you mod the Cain heavy weapon to use 1 ammo per shot and try to do an Insanity run with a Vanguard using only the Cain and your melee attack.



While it makes some encounters quite easy, those in close quarters are proving to be tricky.

[Privateerkev]

Annie_Dear wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

Annie_Dear wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

"you know what? I think we need each other..."

Damnit, there is another sign. When Jacob romance quotes replace everything you say... >_<

And let's not forget Harbinger's lines:

"THIS HURTS YOU"

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"

"BEND TO ME"

I have yet to use these in real life. I imagine saying "bend to me" to my next date would probably make sure it was the last date...

I've used them. Even "Bend to me".

And let me tell you, it was a great success... if only my goal had been to create an awkward silence

"I want you."

Another sign you've played too long is when you think this is the funniest thing ever... (Talking about the Harbiner-moan at 1:03.)

Modifié par Privateerkev, 12 juillet 2010 - 02:02 .

[CroGamer002]

When you're in church and start to pray to Keelah.

[Nightwriter]

When you know the names of the voice actors and developers...

I have a feeling I'm not supposed to know that stuff. A healthy casual gamer wouldn't know.

[Privateerkev]

Nightwriter wrote...

When you know the names of the voice actors and developers...

I have a feeling I'm not supposed to know that stuff. A healthy casual gamer wouldn't know.

A healthy casual gamer wouldn't be on a web-forum for a video game...

[Nightwriter]

Privateerkev wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

When you know the names of the voice actors and developers...

I&nbsp;have a feeling I'm not supposed to know that stuff. A healthy casual gamer wouldn't know.

A healthy casual gamer wouldn't be on a web-forum for a video game...

*hangs head*

Oh, he's right.

[Privateerkev]

Nightwriter wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

When you know the names of the voice actors and developers...

I&nbsp;have a feeling I'm not supposed to know that stuff. A healthy casual gamer wouldn't know.

A healthy casual gamer wouldn't be on a web-forum for a video game...

*hangs head*

Oh, he's right.

That means me too...    -.-

[CroGamer002]

Privateerkev wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

When you know the names of the voice actors and developers...

I&nbsp;have a feeling I'm not supposed to know that stuff. A healthy casual gamer wouldn't know.

A healthy casual gamer wouldn't be on a web-forum for a video game...

*hangs head*

Oh, he's right.

That means me too...    -.-

Me too.<_<

[Privateerkev]

Mesina2 wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

Privateerkev wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

When you know the names of the voice actors and developers...

I&nbsp;have a feeling I'm not supposed to know that stuff. A healthy casual gamer wouldn't know.

A healthy casual gamer wouldn't be on a web-forum for a video game...

*hangs head*

Oh, he's right.

That means me too...    -.-

Me too.<_<

You've played mass effect for too long when you talk about playing mass effect for too long...

[CROAT_56]

ok this one isn't really about playing per se but last night i was on hear reading something about the Rachni and there role in ME3 and dreamt that i was fighting along side the Rachni and the Krogan to defeat the reapers.



i guess to much forums lol

[Palathas]

When talking to someone you keep expecting a red or blue flashing symbol to appear in your lower peripheral vision.