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[Leznar]

Nukenin wrote...

 Every conversation should end with the kill dagger.

******: "I've been waiting for this a long time, Hawke-o."

Hawke: "I'll bet you have." *kill*

No exception.

Hahaha, yeah I'm with you on that one. I hope they bring back the kill dagger since it really was awesome. Nevermind that your character has a greatsword strapped to his back...you kill with THE DAGGER.

[ahnnajade]

I should go IS classic.



"You monster! You killed my son! My poor..."

"I should go."

[Cryptidic]

ahnnajade wrote...

I should go IS classic.

"You monster! You killed my son! My poor..."
"I should go."

HAHAHA. So true!

Really, all of you people should be temporarily employed. Get paid for each exit remark you devise. ; ) 

[IckyLicks]

How about, "Daaaanng!!! Are you ever gonna shut up?!!!

[Antiuna]

"I have to go, my grandmother is on fire"

[Elhanan]

Mary Kirby wrote...

Just for you guys, I am ending every single conversation I write for the rest of the game with, "Later, dude."

Please don't; still trying to get past, "That's super, Shale!...."

[Eternal Dust]

"Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood."

[Behindyounow]

"Begone from my presence!"



Why the hell should Hawke go? The other person should ****** off.

[Sarah1281]

"Fear me!"



"I'm bored. Run."

[Elhanan]

"You are going to need more men!"

"I hope you ate well, for it is going to be your last meal using teeth!"

"Here I thought we would be life long friends, and in a few minutes, I will be proved correct!"

[--Master of All--]

"Come, Gwaihir!"



*Flies away on giant hawk*

[Jester8183]

Hmm... this could be fun.



How about:



*Hawke judges the position of the sun* "Look, I'm terribly sorry, I'd love to stay and chat a bit longer, but I've got this epic destiny to realize later and I want to make sure I'm all rested up for it. I'm sure you understand. But hey, next time I'm in the area I'll send you a messenger and we'll do lunch. It was good talking to you Murry, you're lookin' good. I'm serious, stay healthy, alright? Alright, bye now."



Or:



*Hawke grabs the NPC by the shoulders and looks him/her in the eyes* "I love you. It breaks my heart every time we part, but I must." *Hawke's voice breaks at the end. He/she walks away.*



Or:



*Hawke screams at the NPC flailing his arms wildly until they walk away.*

[Tennyochan]

--Master of All-- wrote...

"Come, Gwaihir!"

*Flies away on giant hawk*

...
LMAO!!!

[Darth_Trethon]

Mary Kirby wrote...

Just for you guys, I am ending every single conversation I write for the rest of the game with, "Later, dude."

Hahahahahaha.....EPIC!!! :P

[Ecael]

[Risax]

Ecael wrote...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Gerudan]

"Yeah, cool story and all...but I will go over there.





Please don't follow me...ever!"

[JamesBattleToad]

How about simply, "Nevermind."

[Lintanis]

 "gotta fly" 

"smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast"   Hope someone gets that one 

"Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy".

" I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

. 

[Ponce de Leon]

Risax wrote...

Ecael wrote...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

EPIC! 

[Gill Kaiser]

Hawke doesn't say goodbye. He roundhouse kicks them in the face.

[Apat14]

"farewell until we meet again, peace be with you, may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house!"



"tootaloo, go with the maker and don't take any wooden nickels."

[Triceratops]

octoberfire wrote...

"Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood."

LOL. Yes! I love that movie.

[Fangirl17]

Jester8183 wrote...

Hmm... this could be fun.

How about:

*Hawke judges the position of the sun* "Look, I'm terribly sorry, I'd love to stay and chat a bit longer, but I've got this epic destiny to realize later and I want to make sure I'm all rested up for it. I'm sure you understand. But hey, next time I'm in the area I'll send you a messenger and we'll do lunch. It was good talking to you Murry, you're lookin' good. I'm serious, stay healthy, alright? Alright, bye now."

Or:

*Hawke grabs the NPC by the shoulders and looks him/her in the eyes* "I love you. It breaks my heart every time we part, but I must." *Hawke's voice breaks at the end. He/she walks away.*

Or:

*Hawke screams at the NPC flailing his arms wildly until they walk away.*

HAHAHAHA this thread if full of win XD