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Wiki says Bioware was founded in 1995 but it's a lie! Bioware is actually the space ship that cashed in Roswell in 1947 and ever since it's been growing and devouring anything that it comes into contact with (much like Cartman's trapper keeper which can be seen here: http://img257.images...84/58270969.jpg).
It took many years for Bioware to mature, but it was decided that after witnessing 3 pigs being chased by a wolf and a girl with a little red hood that it must leave the crash site for fear of the 3 bears that insisted on going on walks through the crash site offering it pourage! Bioware attempted to travel away from the crash site but couldnt reveal it's true form in public so it took the form. The only other form it knew at the time was that of the young little red riding hood.
In 1955 Bioware got on a bus to Canada and sat in the back. This was offensive to the black people at the time because Bioware was in the form of a little red riding hood. Rosa Parks was saddened by this and refused to sit at the back with little red riding hood. Offended, Bioware stood up and spun around in circles all the way Canada.
When Bioware reached Canada it was not all fun and games! After getting off the bus a magical warrior person named Link saw through the disquise of a little red riding hood. On his way to save the princess Zelda, link fired an arrow at Bioware which bounced off revealing it's true form ...a space ship! Offended, Bioware spun in circles from 1955 to 1994.
From 1994-1995 the 3 bears have seemed to find Bioware and continued to offer pourage. Some were too hot while others just too cold. It wasnt until 1995 that Bioware was offered an bowl that was JUST RIGHT! With the pourage in hand, Bioware grew into a building with Goldylocks as the CEO! Goldylocks was not about to let the 3 bears continue their antics and demanded that all bears be turned into cream cheese.
In 1996 Shattered Steel was released and used up 15 pots of cream cheese in its creation. As money from sales poured in Bioware was able to purchase more cream cheese. Eventually, Bioware sold cream cheese to Philadelphia where Will Smith was born and raised. On the playground is where he spent most of his days. It wouldnt be until later that Bioware found out that feeding Will Smith cream cheese would turn him into the Men in black which would almost reveal their true form of a space ship once again!
During some point Chris Priestly joined the 'company' with hopes of one day eating all the cream cheese. His attempts would fail over and over until in 2009 he managed to eat all the creme cheese in the lunch room. This has brought on a severe shortage of creme cheese and Bioware must now rush DA2 out the door in order to make up for the eaten cream cheese.
With Will Smith, who was born and raised in Philadelpia (on the playground is where he spent most of his days), thinking of making another men in black and with Lebron James going to Miami where Gettin jiggy wit it was made, the rush to capture all the cream cheese is dire! If Will Smith exposes Bioware as the space ship that crashed in roswell all hopes of gaining more cream cheese will be failed!
This is why we must not purchase DA2! If they succeed they will own all the cream cheese in the world and we will be left with nothing but plain bagels and sporks. DONT LET THEM WIN! THE CONVERSATION WHEEL IS JUST THE BEGGINING! THEY IS ALREADY OWN ALL OUR BASE! WHITE MEN CAN JUMP! SONIC ADVENTURES WAS JUST A SET BACK! GET TO THA CHOPPA! YES WE CAN!
Modifié par Livemmo, 10 juillet 2010 - 07:51 .
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:lol: makes about as much sense as a lot of posts on here.
