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[FlyinElk212]

I heard a rumor that Dragon Age 2 actually takes place from Sten's perspective.

-"Sten!!!! Help us save the people in this burning village!!!"

-"No."

[thenemesis77]

I heard that Morrigan was really a sex ed teacher and thats all you really got from her was how to please girls, since the warden was not so good at that he left and became a pimp and thats why you never hear of him again.

[Sable Rhapsody]

filaminstrel wrote...

I heard the process of becoming champion involves a tournament in which you won't be able to hear your own sword clashes for the vuvuzelas.

That's truly awful.  I can't decide if you win or lose for how horrifying that sounds 

Modifié par Sable Rhapsody, 11 juillet 2010 - 03:11 .

[SirOccam]

I heard a rumor that they're changing Hawke's name to Hawkie "The Hawk" McHawkerson and he turns out to be your Grey Warden's real father or mother (no matter what race your GW was).

[_-Greywolf-_]

I heard a rumour that Hawke is actually Duncan who fled the battle at Ostagar and used the news of his death to escape his duties as a Grey Warden. He tried to hide out in Lothering for a while until the Darkspawn came and he had to flee to the Free Marches.

[Arttis]

I heard duncans's beard ran away and found hawke making him the chosen one.

[UndercoverDoctor]

I heard a rumor that the warden stabs himself in the back.

[David Gaider]

Sup dawg,



We heard you like rumors, so we put a rumor in your rumor so you can spread rumors while you spread rumors.

[Arttis]

David Gaider wrote...

Sup dawg,

We heard you like rumors, so we put a rumor in your rumor so you can spread rumors while you spread rumors.

Thats the new rumor.

[Swoo]

David Gaider wrote...

Sup dawg,

We heard you like rumors, so we put a rumor in your rumor so you can spread rumors while you spread rumors.

So do two rumors make a truth?

[adneate]

Swoo wrote...

David Gaider wrote...

Sup dawg,

We heard you like rumors, so we put a rumor in your rumor so you can spread rumors while you spread rumors.

So do two rumors make a truth?

No they have your baby with the soul of a old god then they leave you and are never heard from again.

[LPPrince]

David Gaider wrote...

Sup dawg,

We heard you like rumors, so we put a rumor in your rumor so you can spread rumors while you spread rumors.

[David Gaider]

adneate wrote...

No they have your baby with the soul of a old god then they leave you and are never heard from again.

Bitter, huh?

[LPPrince]

David Gaider wrote...

adneate wrote...

No they have your baby with the soul of a old god then they leave you and are never heard from again.

Bitter, huh?

Someone needs a Morri-yoyo, apparently.

[BloodRaith]

Gaider, you sly dawg...

[adneate]

David Gaider wrote...

adneate wrote...

No they have your baby with the soul of a old god then they leave you and are never heard from again.

Bitter, huh?

Bitter? Perish the thought sir!

[HighMoon]

I heard a rumor that human nobles who married Alistair or Anora die by tripping down the stairs in the landsmeet chamber while drunk and breaking their neck.

Modifié par Golden-Rose, 11 juillet 2010 - 03:58 .

[Brockololly]

Golden-Rose wrote...

I heard a rumor that human nobles who married Alistair or Anora die by tripping down the stairs in the landsmeet chamber while drunk and breaking their neck.

And then as they fall down the stairs a portal opens up and they "vanish!" You know... cause its proper etiquette to vanish.

[Demx]

I heard a rumor that Nathaniel is available in Dragon Age 2, but he is in jail and his post-bail is 800 sovereigns.

[Swoo]

David Gaider wrote...

adneate wrote...

No they have your baby with the soul of a old god then they leave you and are never heard from again.

Bitter, huh?

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

/sob

[WingsandRings]

I heard a rumor that Nathaniel is yo mama. And Anders is the daddy.