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[Akizora]

This is another rumor I heard, from myself.

The Grey Warden approaches a cliffside where Morrigan gazes out across the horizon of a barren sea, salt fills the air and a cool breeze blows towards the Grey Warden.
- "So you finally found me." says Morrigan.
- "I have a feeling you allowed yourself to be found." says the Grey Warden.
- "You are correct of course, had I not desired it you would never have found me."
- "Where is our baby?" asks the Grey Warden.
- "Our baby? My dear sweet boy, you were not nearly man enough to even come close to satisfying me and much less impregnating me."
- "But...You said."
- "Oh you mean 'I guess it's true what they say about the Grey Wardens'...I use that line all the time."
- "So there's no baby?" asks the Grey Warden.
- "Oh there is a baby, but I'm afraid you're not the daddy."
Grey Warden does a dance of joy across the cliffside.
- "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" shouts Maury.

Modifié par Akizora, 11 juillet 2010 - 02:03 .

[Aroihkin]

yummysoap wrote...

Aroihkin wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

I heard a rumour that Hawke will be chased by velociraptors.

Lies. Hawke rides a velociraptor.

And it shoots lazors from its eeeyes.

I think Hawke should ride a griffin, just to really ****** some Warden-lovers off.

Not that I don't dig the Warden. He was a bad-ass.

[Quinnzel]

I heard a rumor.

[Daewan]

I heard, from some guy, I'm not gonna name any names, but like, I totally heard that if you gave Goldanna money, Hawke turns out to be one of her kids. If you didn't, then Hawke turns out to be one of the neighbor kids and they tell you all about how Goldanna smelled like sour milk and beat her kids. Totally true, I'm serious. Also, your Dog dies while at the stud farm impregnating his 300th purebred Mabari.