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[CkLynx]

Here is the full plot of Dragon Age 2.
First 5 minutes of the game, Hawke and crew are traveling in a boat looking for holdouts of Darkspawn to kill, when suddenly a huge unknown boat with advanced magic weapons appears and destroys Hawke's boat. Hawke manages to get everyone else onto lifeboats but he himself drowns.
Fast forward 2 years, he was rescued by a splinter group of mages and dark magic was employed to resurrect him.
The Unknown Person who leads the splinter group asks Hawke to investigate towns who's entier populations dissapear.
Hawke gets a new boat and sets off on a quest to recruit a team to investigate.
A group called 'The Harvesters' are found to be responsible, they are working for the Dark Spawn.
Once the team is assembled, they set off in the boat to the Harvester's home island.
The Harvesters are harvesting humans for life energy to ressurect one of the dead dragon gods. Hawke stops them and uses a magic explosive to destroy the island. Some of the team dies in the attempt.
Stage set for Dragon Age 3.

[Valmy]

Ah a joke that wasn't funny the first time is still not funny the 500th time.



I congratulate you on your lack of wit and originality.

[sufferKATE]

I get the sarcasm, but I would definitely play that game

[Narreneth]

People who think DA2 is anything like ME2 are stupid.

[jsachun]

Actually, he escapes?!. So he jumped the ship before it sunk. Perhaps he is part of the Dragon Cult(Cerberus equivalent) or somehow gets associated with them. And has a dragon claw as his right hand? And we find out Flemeth has always been a part or an Ancient High Dragon being worshiped in the cult.

Modifié par jsachun, 13 juillet 2010 - 01:52 .

[AlexXIV]

sufferKATE wrote...

I get the sarcasm, but I would definitely play that game

Only if I can have Tali in my team.

[Remaix]

*clap clap clap*

I give it an A for effort. An F for originality, though. These jokes have gotten old.

[CkLynx]

Actually, I love all Bioware games, would play anything they make.

[Mycrus Ironfist]

drowns then gets rescued 2 years later... what did i miss the part about davey jones and the flying dutchman?

[Marzillius]

Ha. Ha. Ha.



*walks away*

[Captain Jazz]

What's an entier? Or... are you working on a formula to determine the properties of equipment and spelling it phonetically?

1 tier 9

2 tier 25

3 tier 36

...

nth tier n+3^2

[Sirsmirkalot]

CkLynx wrote...

Here is the full plot of Dragon Age 2.
First 5 minutes of the game, Hawke and crew are traveling in a boat looking for holdouts of Darkspawn to kill, when suddenly a huge unknown boat with advanced magic weapons appears and destroys Hawke's boat. Hawke manages to get everyone else onto lifeboats but he himself drowns.
Fast forward 2 years, he was rescued by a splinter group of mages and dark magic was employed to resurrect him.
The Unknown Person who leads the splinter group asks Hawke to investigate towns who's entier populations dissapear.
Hawke gets a new boat and sets off on a quest to recruit a team to investigate.
A group called 'The Harvesters' are found to be responsible, they are working for the Dark Spawn.
Once the team is assembled, they set off in the boat to the Harvester's home island.
The Harvesters are harvesting humans for life energy to ressurect one of the dead dragon gods. Hawke stops them and uses a magic explosive to destroy the island. Some of the team dies in the attempt.
Stage set for Dragon Age 3.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3547/da2sp.png

Modifié par Sirsmirkalot, 13 juillet 2010 - 01:38 .

[CkLynx]

Captain Jazz wrote...

What's an entier? Or... are you working on a formula to determine the properties of equipment and spelling it phonetically?
1 tier 9
2 tier 25
3 tier 36
...
nth tier n+3^2

Meh, spelling fail, nice to see Bioware forums are full of the same people as WoW forums who will pounce due to a spelling error.

[Captain Jazz]

CkLynx wrote...

Captain Jazz wrote...

What's an entier? Or... are you working on a formula to determine the properties of equipment and spelling it phonetically?
1 tier 9
2 tier 25
3 tier 36
...
nth tier n+3^2

Meh, spelling fail, nice to see Bioware forums are full of the same people as WoW forums who will pounce due to a spelling error.

I would have pounced on the bull**** dragon effect comment, which fills me with the same feeling of joy as the equally well considered and accurate gears of effect comments, but everyone else had already done it. Besides, spelling is important when communicating in a text only medium, entier is actually a word y'see and... yeah, clear communication is easier when it's clear what you're saying.

[BomimoDK]

we just got Troll'd

[CkLynx]

Captain Jazz wrote...

I would have pounced on the bull**** dragon effect comment, which fills me with the same feeling of joy as the equally well considered and accurate gears of effect comments, but everyone else had already done it. Besides, spelling is important when communicating in a text only medium, entier is actually a word y'see and... yeah, clear communication is easier when it's clear what you're saying.

wtf are you talking about? My post wasn't supposed to be any sort of comment, it was ment to be a giggle. I love Bioware games and I really like the direction they are taking.

[Majin Paul]

Well aren't you creative.

Modifié par Majin Paul, 13 juillet 2010 - 02:30 .

[CkLynx]

Majin Paul wrote...

Well aren't you creative.

edited

Modifié par CkLynx, 13 juillet 2010 - 02:58 .

[Captain Jazz]

CkLynx wrote...

Captain Jazz wrote...

I would have pounced on the bull**** dragon effect comment, which fills me with the same feeling of joy as the equally well considered and accurate gears of effect comments, but everyone else had already done it. Besides, spelling is important when communicating in a text only medium, entier is actually a word y'see and... yeah, clear communication is easier when it's clear what you're saying.

wtf are you talking about? My post wasn't supposed to be any sort of comment, it was ment to be a giggle. I love Bioware games and I really like the direction they are taking.

That would be obvious if the tone was conveyed. Text doesn't have the capacity to convey tone of voice. Without that it just reads like another whiney comment that everything is ruined forever.
I apologise for misunderstanding you however.

[CkLynx]

Captain Jazz wrote...

CkLynx wrote...

Captain Jazz wrote...

I would have pounced on the bull**** dragon effect comment, which fills me with the same feeling of joy as the equally well considered and accurate gears of effect comments, but everyone else had already done it. Besides, spelling is important when communicating in a text only medium, entier is actually a word y'see and... yeah, clear communication is easier when it's clear what you're saying.

wtf are you talking about? My post wasn't supposed to be any sort of comment, it was ment to be a giggle. I love Bioware games and I really like the direction they are taking.

That would be obvious if the tone was conveyed. Text doesn't have the capacity to convey tone of voice. Without that it just reads like another whiney comment that everything is ruined forever.
I apologise for misunderstanding you however.

Last thing I wanted to do was ****** off fellow Bioware fans.
I've been looking through the other threads and I see now how it could be taken as a jibe against Bioware in the current climate of forum posts.

[Captain Jazz]

GROUP HUG!!

*grumpy wanker mode deactivated*

[C9316]

Ha ha ha ha ha interesting take on ME2.....uh I mean DA2's plot thanks. I do have an issue with the end though I think I'd actually be good enough to keep my entire team alive during the suicide onslaught lol.

[CkLynx]

Still, I'd totally play that game with that story ><

[geekeffect]

Hmm, we need an option to destroy the Harvester's home island in the end, against the will of the Dragon Cult's mage leader who wishes to take over the island and take hold of its dark powers wahAHAHa....

[CkLynx]

You know, this would make an awesome mod for DA:O