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[Everdraed]

Be thankful that BioWare isn't really going hog wild with pursuing the console market (or dumbing down the DA experience), or else we'd have this sort of stuff going on:



Now I know it might be tricky to differentiate between this and a real screenshot at first, but you only need to look as far as the spilled jam jar; no game engine yet designed can simulate strawberry jam physics even approaching what you see here.

[joriandrake]

I miss turn/AP-based rpg-s

[BroBear Berbil]

I'm trying to find all the little details in this amazing picture.

[Chuvvy]

Oh look, it's this thread again.

[hexaligned]

Really? Again?

[xolors]

or it could have the energizer bunny as your mage...if you know what I mean.

[thenemesis77]

This is old news and it sucks to keep seeing the samn N64 game made for kids.

Modifié par thenemesis77, 13 juillet 2010 - 10:44 .

[TheMadCat]

Are you dumb or something? I mean do you really want to get banned that badly considering what Chris just said in your other thread on this that he just locked.

[Slstoev]

This cannot be in the game.
First there's the strawberry jar.
Second the creatures can't be darkspawn because:
  1. The "hurlocks" have horns, I mean what are they mini ogres.
  2. Notice the belt of the supposed ogre, there's a dollar sign there, WTF
  3. Notice the **** symbol of Hitler on the "ogre's" left arm
  4. The armor and the heads of the "darkspawn" look as if they were put on the picture itself, well most atleast
Third Notice behind the ogre is something like a Packman head( you know ball head with the teath eating his way through things)
Fourth there some money with a head and ciggar behind the leg of the "darkspawn" in the middle
Fifth the little pink creature with horns on the far right of the pic

Modifié par Slstoev, 13 juillet 2010 - 10:54 .

[thenemesis77]

TheMadCat wrote...

Are you dumb or something? I mean do you really want to get banned that badly considering what Chris just said in your other thread on this that he just locked.

At some point you just have to say let it go, it's gone, all gone, down the river, so be glad you have DAO, it's the last of it's kind from BiOWARE and those that think no are just having hope that will never come, it's all for the mass kid effect now and that is the TRUTH.

[Noobius_Maximo]

Slstoev wrote...

This cannot be in the game.
First there's the strawberry jar.
Second the creatures can't be darkspawn because:
  1. The "hurlocks" have horns, I mean what are they mini ogres.
  2. Notice the belt of the supposed ogre, there's a dollar sign there, WTF
  3. Notice the **** symbol of Hitler on the "ogre's" left arm
  4. The armor and the heads of the "darkspawn" look as if they were put on the picture itself, well most atleast
Third Notice behind the ogre is something like a Packman head( you know ball head with the teath eating his way through things)
Fourth there some money with a head and ciggar behind the leg of the "darkspawn" in the middle
Fifth the little pink creature with horns on the far right of the pic

Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.

[_John Crichton]

Slstoev wrote...

This cannot be in the game.
First there's the strawberry jar.
Second the creatures can't be darkspawn because:
  1. The "hurlocks" have horns, I mean what are they mini ogres.
  2. Notice the belt of the supposed ogre, there's a dollar sign there, WTF
  3. Notice the **** symbol of Hitler on the "ogre's" left arm
  4. The armor and the heads of the "darkspawn" look as if they were put on the picture itself, well most atleast
Third Notice behind the ogre is something like a Packman head( you know ball head with the teath eating his way through things)
Fourth there some money with a head and ciggar behind the leg of the "darkspawn" in the middle
Fifth the little pink creature with horns on the far right of the pic

You forgot the Normandy flying above the troll's horns...

[Gill Kaiser]

Not to mention Hawke's wielding Frostmourne.

[Everdraed]

TheMadCat wrote...

Are you dumb or something? I mean do you really want to get banned that badly considering what Chris just said in your other thread on this that he just locked.

While it's very kind of you to feel so concerned for my account, I actually PMed Chris about it before I made this thread.

The previously thread was locked because he felt the tone of the thread would confuse gullible people into thinking it was an actual screenshot, which is both hilarious and a little depressing.  He okayed remaking the thread, as long as I didn't imply it was a factual screenshot or real leak from BioWare (the chain chomp, jam jar, or bling should probably give it away).

It's just a silly image, and a good reminder that gamers often get a lot worse than what we've seen from DA2 so far.

[TheMadCat]

Everdraed wrote...

TheMadCat wrote...

Are you dumb or something? I mean do you really want to get banned that badly considering what Chris just said in your other thread on this that he just locked.

While it's very kind of you to feel so concerned for my account, I actually PMed Chris about it before I made this thread.

The previously thread was locked because he felt the tone of the thread would confuse gullible people into thinking it was an actual screenshot, which is both hilarious and a little depressing.  He okayed remaking the thread, as long as I didn't imply it was a factual screenshot or real leak from BioWare (the chain chomp, jam jar, or bling should probably give it away).

It's just a silly image, and a good reminder that gamers often get a lot worse than what we've seen from DA2 so far.

Wow, can't believe Chris even thought it remotely possible someone would take that screenshot seriously given the whole Swastika armsband, jam jar, ect. Threatening a ban because they think someone will actually see that as official. Anyways sorry bout the remark, didn't realize BioWare was going into paranoia mode.

[OriginsIsBest]

Guess what could be worse, Dragon age 2 flops and we dont get a Dragon age 3.



In Dragon age 3 im hoping my warden can kill Hawke.... then everything will be perfect. ahhhh.

[Demx]

You did a pretty good job with the screenshot. It would have probably been too obvious of a spoof if you made it look like it was for the Wii.

[Merci357]

I take it the OP didn't like Fallout 3? Ah, the good old times, where are they?

[AlanC9]

TheMadCat wrote...
Wow, can't believe Chris even thought it remotely possible someone would take that screenshot seriously given the whole Swastika armsband, jam jar, ect. Threatening a ban because they think someone will actually see that as official. Anyways sorry bout the remark, didn't realize BioWare was going into paranoia mode. 

I gotta go with Chris here. It's not so much that people are gullible here, but there's a lot of free-floating paranoia.

[_-Greywolf-_]

Everdraed wrote...

Be thankful that BioWare isn't really going hog wild with pursuing the console market (or dumbing down the DA experience), or else we'd have this sort of stuff going on:



Now I know it might be tricky to differentiate between this and a real screenshot at first, but you only need to look as far as the spilled jam jar; no game engine yet designed can simulate strawberry jam physics even approaching what you see here.

Ok trying to find all the little things and their meaning.

1. The V.A.T.S, I assume this is taking the mickey out of Fallout 3 where it was dumbed down and did all the aiming for you (personally I never used the V.A.T.S system).

2. The A in the middle of the sceen is a reference to quicktime events.

3. The spilt jam jar is a reference to making games more kid friendly by turning blood into jam.

4. The ogre heads are refernce to lazy devs who just copy and paste the same villians.

5. The **** symbol is because when you are too lazy to come up with a new enemy just use ****s, everyone loves killing ****s

6. The dollar symbol is a representation of greed and developers pushing out rushed halfarsed games just to make a quick buck, not sure about the wad of cash behind the darkspawns leg but would this have the same meaning?

7. The mako behind the ogre's leg and the Normandy behind the ogre's horns I assume are representations of peoples fears that the game is turning into Mass Effect.

8. I have no Idea what the chain chomp or frostmourne mean but I assume it has something to do with stealing ideas from other games?

9. I have no idea what the mushroom man is.

So did I find them all and get their meanings right or am I reading too much into the pic?

[Wishpig]

WTF is the point of this thread...



That picture obviously has the makings of the best game ever... shouldn't DA:2 strive to be like it?

[Biserthebomb]

I applaud the creativity... the effort... the bravery... the underlying malice.

[Games4ever]

Things could always be worse, but thankfully also be better

[SelphieSK]

You guys have way too much time on your hands...

[Ulicus]

_-Greywolf-_ wrote...

1. The V.A.T.S, I assume this is taking the mickey out of Fallout 3 where it was dumbed down and did all the aiming for you (personally I never used the V.A.T.S system).

V.A.T.S wasn't "dumbing down" at all. It was simply an FPS approximation of the completely stat /percentile based shooting of the original Fallout games.