Arcadia, Half-Elven Fighter/Mage: Seafood Buffet
So, Galvena's dead, Spellhold has been liberated- the guys on the island are creeps, the drinks are watered down, and Captain Swarmi can't get his chamomile. Time to set sail.
As all of you know, I love the Love Boat. Saemon's ship? Not the love boat. Julie McCoy didn't greet me on deck. Issac didn't offer me a fruity beverage. Gopher and Dr. Bricker didn't hit on me, and Captain Stubbing didn't make me swoon. All I got was this jerk.

Stop dispelling my illusions: We're on the same side! If I have to waste one more Spell Immunity:D on you, I swear!
Chunked Desharik, and then hit the high seas. Or so I thought, and so the Githyanki thought. And so Saemon thought- seeing as how he had given me his sword.

The gith boarded the ship and went to town on the pirates. Then nothing happened- aside from pirates flying around in chunky bits. Arcadia asked the ship's substandard cruise director what was going on. He didn't have a clue either. He thought we were still standing on the dock.

Oh, how I hate when things go flooey on this boat...
Arcadia swung over by Saemon and, predictably, he gave Arcadia his sword again. This was bad, because now Arcadia was going to have wait for her Sauhgin saviors without any pirates to distract the SCS gith.

Not happy with her tactical footing, Arcadia vanished. Guess what happened...

Saemon! We're on the same side! I warned you! Will someone kill him already?
Thank you.

So now it was basically Arcadia and a whole lot of Gith she didn't want to fight. I don't think we had even gotten the Saughin warning yet.

SI:A stopped the remove. The Secret Word was countered with an MSD.
For lack of anything else to do, Arcadia started working on the Gith.

Finally -finally- the ship broke up. I've never been so grateful to be lost at sea.
Most damage taken so far. Ouch! Let's allocate a L5 to Pro Acid next time, shall we?

Arcadia healed herself. Then she was ambushed by BG1. Don't worry Chelak! I'll save your brother this time! I'm totally not afraid of Centeol, now that I have HLAs!

Got the cloak and the tooth, then punked the King. Killed the Prince as well for good measure and halbred parts. Captain Swarmi ate well that night.

Onto the Underdark.
Best,
A.