A new challenger enters!
Started as a Gnome then changed into a Half-elf because I hate looking like a short ass.
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Never played a three-way-class before, this should be ... interesting!
So did all the Candlekeep drivel, then ran into two large groups of Gibberlings, brilliant.

Put the majority of them to sleep but the remaining few were still hot on my tail, so couldn't standaround coup-de-gracing as I pleased.

Took out puss-head and grabbed his gender-bending belt - contemplated (for far too long may I add) about spending a romantic night in
alone with the
belt at the Friendly Arm Inn. The thought passed though.

Tarnesh wasn't that difficult, surprising how Shield can make early level Mage battles that much easier, thankfully I saved his Fear spell, but I suppose it wouldn't have been that difficult if I'd failed
Attempted to save Viccy, sorry love. Also came very close to joining her after the Flaming Fist chump somehow managed to cast Hold Person?! Must be SCS, why am I doing this again ....

More Flaming Chumps fall at my (burning) hands, my power is so immense it shatters their shields, huzzah!

Neira - "It may be a touch unlady like, but I'm going to-gah!" byatch got backslapped into the underworld.

Ack! Blinded! Being blind on your larry is terrifying ...

... so I flee!!! ..... just to land a series of backslaps as he follows me from tent to tent, swinging his staff left, right and god knows where!

Blindness gone, I scurry back into his tent to horde his prisoner-witch's fallen goodies to find ANOTHER ZORDAL! (I thought I was going insane Grond0) WITCHCRAFT! It's alright though, I destroyed his images then landed a backslap up in his head.

Next on the agenda was Greywolf's sword. He shows up, I mock is awful fantasy-laden name and we battle!

RUN LIKE HELL!

It's alright though, lured him into the warehouse north of the map then backslapped him up a few times. Thankfully he didn't drink his potion of haste, otherwise I'd be a victim of the lamest named video game character evar.
So feeling like an Adonis I head to the coast with my icy icy sword of lulz. Only to be absolutely raped by some Dire Wolves, again more fleeing than I'd like to admit!

I skulk back and head south, collecting that Gnome's ring, then killing him for laughs (and XP). Then killed that nymphomaniac nymph as she legs it towards me, desperate to kiss me - NO! I am too sexy for you!(type that into google, haha) Only to then foolishly forget of the thee Sirine's in the south east, luckily they were too concerned making themselves invisible than trying to charm me. Again fleeing the scene, I stopped to recuperate, only to (thankfully) make a charm save out of nowhere and then get bitten!

She was no match for my superior battle prowess though, she got super-chunked into tiny bite-size chunks. I regain myself and then flee back to Beregost, to spend the rest of my days in the Jovial Juggler, growing more and more paranoid of that pesky Paladin.

I really don't know if I can go on .... I think I may die in real life if my Jax dies. My body doesn't like no-reloads.
Modifié par jaxsbudgie, 07 octobre 2011 - 04:00 .