Frankly I didn't romance Ashley or Liara with my character (which was nice to find I had have no strings for ME2 romance). Ashley struck me as annoying and while Liara was cute at first, once she told me her age I hit the brakes into the floorboard.
You see, In ME1 there are three particular choice lines of dialog. One is where Shepard says "We humans are lucky if we make it 150." Another is "Asari can live for a thousand years or more."
masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Asarimasseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Human "Asari have a robust cellular regenerative system. While they do not heal faster than other species, asari are known to reach 1000 years of age."
"Humans can live to about 150 years, and recent medical advances have eradicated almost all known diseases that afflict them. "
The third line - and this was the one where the brakes started squealing - is Liara saying "I hate to admit it, but I am only 106."
www.youtube.com/watchSo I pulled out the calculator and did some quick math.
If an asari lives to be 1000 and a human 150, that would make one asari year equal to only 0.15 human years. That would make Liara the equivilant of just under 16 years old (15.9 to be exact).
"Among the asari I am barely considered a child."
NO KIDDING!
Math, Part Two:
Shepard was born on 4/11/2154 (An Aries... big surprise).
masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/ShepardEden Prime is attacked in 2183, thus starting the events of ME1.
masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/TimelineSo as of ME1, Shepard is now 29 years old. Unless Eden Prime is attacked after April 11th, in which case Shepard would be 30 years old.
Now I want you to juggle that around in your heads for a minute.
16 and 30
30 and 16
A very special level of Hell.