There is a division among the fan base as to whether we want ponies that shoot laser beams or unicorns that shoot laser beams. But almost all who have pondered the issue and thought it through agree that the game could only be improved by the presence of laser beam shooting small equines of some sort, especially if they are coloured in rainbow pastels.
But, the developers have steadfastly refused to say anything on the subject. Not even a 'neither confirm nor deny' statement. I think it is beneath a company such as Bioware's stature to so torment its fanbase.
If ever there was a game that demanded ponies that shoot laser beams, it's Dragon Age 2. Or unicorns.
The Conspiracy of Silence Continues
Débuté par
mousestalker
, juil. 16 2010 07:04
#1
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:04
#2
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:05
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Laser Ponies! Awesome to the max. Maybe they could replace that useless mutt.
#3
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:07
Lol, I can't see where your taking this thread. I'll wait for a few more posts before I sink it
#4
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:08
We need ninja wizards. Leave this laser shooting critter nonsense out of this game!
#5
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:08
Unicorns that shoot lasers out of their mouth !
#6
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:08
Is this a metaphor for something?
#7
Guest_slimgrin_*
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:10
Guest_slimgrin_*
Unicorn with mini-gun and heat seeking missiles.
#8
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:10
javierabegazo wrote...
Lol, I can't see where your taking this thread. I'll wait for a few more posts before I sink it
#9
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
I prefer Missile-firing Pegasi, can we have those?
#10
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
Super_Cat wrote...
Is this a metaphor for something?
No, I just think that any game is improved by the presence of laser beam shooting ponies in pretty pastel colours. Think how awesome it would be if the Qunari rode in on their laser shooting ponies. And fought the Tervinters on their laser shooting unicorns.
#11
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Super_Cat wrote...
Is this a metaphor for something?
The injustice, my friend, the injustice.
Modifié par Isabelle Mortello, 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11 .
#12
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
I have to say i am confused.
What are this laser beams?
What are this laser beams?
#13
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
As long as both have beards, Im shiny with it.
#14
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
I want unicorns shooting laser beams, with a touch of phaser beams Star Trek style. I demand that the developers acquiesce to our requests. We will be silent no longer!
#15
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
Lol, Time's up. Take it to the off topic forum
#16
Posté 16 juillet 2010 - 07:11
Ponies. Unicorns are for virgins




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