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[KennethAFTopp]

Well it's the not the official one, but it will do, we have the crazy features thread, we have the well other threads and not it is time to put forth the crazy plot point theories that you know probably aint true but can give us all a good laugh anyhow!
 For instance:

Hawke is the spiritual successor to Duncan's Beard!

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

KennethAFTopp wrote...

Hawke is the spiritual successor to Duncan's Beard!

Umm... that's not a theory. It's a fact.

[Ser Mix-a-lot]

The faith-spirit that possessed Wynne is actually the maker.

[drahelvete]

Everyone is Jesus in purgatory and/or an epileptic tree.

[JRCHOharry]

The finale will be a fist fight with the Maker!

EDIT: talk about a necro...

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 29 janvier 2011 - 01:55 .

[Gavinthelocust]

I don't know what's better, the fact that we have a seven month necro or that said necromancer is named Ser Mix A Lot.

[Seagloom]

Flemeth is a possessed high dragon that can shapeshift into a human.

Dwarves are the master race of Thedas. Elves, humans, qunari, fex, darkspawn... they are all mutations caused by lyrium exposure.

The Chant of Light is keeping the Maker from returning. She hates obnoxious choir singing and plans to nuke Thedas if they ever succeed in spreading it to the four corners of the world. And yes, she is female like any sensible creator deity.

Mabari are actually the smartest sentient species around but no one can tell since they lack speech capabilities.

Edit:

Gavinthelocust wrote...

I don't know what's better, the fact that we have a seven month necro or that said necromancer is named Ser Mix A Lot.

Wow. Seven months? I should have paid more attention. Also, I nominate the latter.

Modifié par Seagloom, 29 janvier 2011 - 02:17 .

[Ser Mix-a-lot]

 Actually, I was surprised the name wasn't taken already

[Eternal Phoenix]

 

Zevran makes an cameo in DA2, you hear some noises coming from Varric's room and then Zevran runs from the room naked. Turns out that Zevran is the end boss for DA2 - but - after killing Zevran you fight The Maker who instantly rapes your character and when reloading earlier saves - The Maker appears and kills your character and thus the whole games breaks - even when deleting DA2 and starting a new game - The Maker comes and kills your character everytime - the disc is broken.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 29 janvier 2011 - 07:07 .

[Black_Warden]

drahelvete wrote...

Everyone is Jesus in purgatory and/or an epileptic tree.

i enjoy every one of your posts specifically because you can't not use TV Tropes terms

[Giant ambush beetle]

The Maker is both Hawkes brother and father!

[Akizora]

The Black City is Avalon and the Orii are coming, Morrigan knows this and her child Adria (the godchild) will bring about the Will of the Orii and bring enlightenment to our galaxy.

[jackmulcahy]

Hawke is actually made from chicken wings smothered in nutella with Duncan's beard trimmings added in for good measure! You know it's true! =)

[jmadsen]

hawke dons't have any sibilngs, in truth he just talk to himself every time he gets in a conversation with carver ot bethany.

[Akizora]

jmadsen wrote...

hawke dons't have any sibilngs, in truth he just talk to himself every time he gets in a conversation with carver ot bethany.

And if he fights them he fights himself? Tyler Durden much?!

Modifié par Akizora, 29 janvier 2011 - 07:45 .

[ENolan]

jmadsen wrote...

hawke dons't have any sibilngs, in truth he just talk to himself every time he gets in a conversation with carver ot bethany.

Imaginary siblings.... Closer to you than any imaginary friend ever will.

[Stanley Woo]

Spam.



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