*really wants to say it but isn't gonna say it*
Re: #2: Well, it wouldn't be the first time a dick has gotten someone else in trouble, would it?
*shoot... said it.*
*is a bad person*
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PWENER wrote...
My two theories...
1. Dark space gets really boring
or......
2. Their dicks...
It can't be, because:Spartas Husky wrote...
PWENER wrote...
My two theories...
1. Dark space gets really boring
or......
2. Their dicks...
can it not be both?
Modifié par TruYuri, 21 juillet 2010 - 03:53 .
TruYuri wrote...
It can't be, because:Spartas Husky wrote...
PWENER wrote...
My two theories...
1. Dark space gets really boring
or......
2. Their dicks...
can it not be both?
a) Reapers are machines. Time is nothing to them. They do not get bored.They are shut down to conserve energy when they are in dark space until certain stimuli awaken them. It would be like sleeping through the night, essentially.
They certainly are dicks, though, but for reasons we don't really understand.
Dave of Canada wrote...
The same reason why humans play Minesweeper.
EDI says that in this video around 2:50, it's about maintaining stability and furthermore, also probably about what she can process alone as compared to what a mind the size of a galactic arm could process.Spartas Husky wrote...
TruYuri wrote...
It can't be, because:Spartas Husky wrote...
PWENER wrote...
My two theories...
1. Dark space gets really boring
or......
2. Their dicks...
can it not be both?
a) Reapers are machines. Time is nothing to them. They do not get bored.They are shut down to conserve energy when they are in dark space until certain stimuli awaken them. It would be like sleeping through the night, essentially.
They certainly are dicks, though, but for reasons we don't really understand.
Machines get bored....EDI gets bored, she says "some seconds are longer than others"...or something.
Picture LUke Sky walker....he had so little to do, that his only entertainment was shooting defenseless animals.... damn psycopath. But still you get too bored, and your mind wonders.
They might have arrived at a point were:
Soverign:.....we have achieved the apex of our evolution, nothing is before us, nothing beyond us, we are infinite.
Unknown reaper: purpose is nothing to us... yet I feel the strange sensation that a thousand minids scream within me, and unknown emptyness never felt before.
harbringer: I too have felt such...unfathonamble...yet undeniable... let us squish soft things for entertainment (relation to Shale DA)
millions of years later:
Soverign: A new apex has been achieved, our endless time in the universe will be spent squishing soft flesh creatures for amuzement, all those in favor say ...squish.
And there you have it....they got bored...and started squishing...squishies...and before long, it was their hobby...it made them whole...free of all weaknesses, strong, determined to carry their job/hobby.
Their reasons are beyond our comphrehension...or at least beyond the average healthy sentient... I am sure some weird lonely, bored psycopath feels sympathy.
Modifié par TruYuri, 21 juillet 2010 - 05:29 .
Pinkflamingo22 wrote...
Why are the Reapers heartless killing machines who care nothing for life?
They're Christian Republicans...