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I'm sorry, but I've had enough of this talk and I need to get things straight here...
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT BEARDS?!

All of you are fascinated about Hawke's beard, you keep mentioning Duncan's beard, you're wondering about recruitable beards, and outside of the franchise you unlock beards as a reward in Medal of Honor Multiplayer as a reward for leveling up... wth?

What's with all the Beardgasms going around?:pinched:

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Kranaos

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I think someone is insecure about their own facial hair...

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SDNcN

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Kranaos wrote...

I think someone is insecure about their own facial hair...



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JRCHOharry

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I wish I was as manly as Duncan :(

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Saibh

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KproTM wrote...

I'm sorry, but I've had enough of this talk and I need to get things straight here...
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT BEARDS?!

All of you are fascinated about Hawke's beard, you keep mentioning Duncan's beard, you're wondering about recruitable beards, and outside of the franchise you unlock beards as a reward in Medal of Honor Multiplayer as a reward for leveling up... wth?

What's with all the Beardgasms going around?:pinched:


Do I honestly have to say, "we're just playing around, it's just a joke"? Really, now?

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Kranaos wrote...

I think someone is insecure about their own facial hair...

Lol!

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Quinnzel

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Beards are...manly. Super manly in fact. You could almost say they're....
MACHO?

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Narreneth

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Kranaos wrote...

I think someone is insecure about their own facial hair...



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shhh.. don't make the Beard angry! *looks fearful for you*

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Beards are like bacon and metal. They make everything awesome.

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OldMan91

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What's with all the Beardgasms going around?




As a student of The Beard™, I too have a beard, though not as glorious as that as Duncan's or Hawke's... I have yet to learn more, but I am getting there.



The way of The Beard™ is a philosophy, a political theory, an economic system, a cultural phenomenon and a way of life. It entails growing a beard and basing all your life decisions on your beard. Your eating habits, your furniture arrangement, your facial hair skills... you must adapt and become The Beard™, you must think like The Beard™... you must BE The Beard™.



Going to the local bar to woo someone? Use The Beard™. Organize a political rally? Use your Beard™ oratory skills.



There are no alternatives; there is only The Beard™.

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ForTheWynne

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Every time I was about to do a playthrough with an elf in DAO, I realized they couldn't have beards and quickly changed over to the human origin.

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Quinnzel wrote...

Beards are...manly. Super manly in fact. You could almost say they're....
MACHO?

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Just don't let them grow to be like this:P
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Narreneth

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OldMan91 wrote...

What's with all the Beardgasms going around?


As a student of The Beard™, I too have a beard, though not as glorious as that as Duncan's or Hawke's... I have yet to learn more, but I am getting there.

The way of The Beard™ is a philosophy, a political theory, an economic system, a cultural phenomenon and a way of life. It entails growing a beard and basing all your life decisions on your beard. Your eating habits, your furniture arrangement, your facial hair skills... you must adapt and become The Beard™, you must think like The Beard™... you must BE The Beard™.

Going to the local bar to woo someone? Use The Beard™. Organize a political rally? Use your Beard™ oratory skills.

There are no alternatives; there is only The Beard™.


Don't lie to yourself.  You're just like me.  We don't have beards.  We have whatever the beard equivalent of training wheels are when compared to Duncan or Hawke.

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not everyone can handle that much awesome

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*runningfingersthroughownhawkelikebeard* oh yeah...

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Don't lie to yourself. You're just like me. We don't have beards. We have whatever the beard equivalent of training wheels are when compared to Duncan or Hawke.




What!? How dare you? You think because you-



You're right of course.

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I cry when I realize that most people don't have beards. Then I look at Duncan and Male Hawke and a little sunshine comes though.



Beard for LI/Squadmate!

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I am jealous, because I only have a stubble.

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ForTheWynne

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I feel bad...See, I have the gift to be able to grow epic, powerful beards. I just choose to shave often because I prefer the clean look on myself. I wish I could give my power to someone else with less fortunate beard genes. I don't deserve this blessing...

At any rate, beards are a must on any human I create in DAO.  Definitely an instant awesomeizer on any DAO male face.  More beard options in DA2!

Edit: scratch that, my most recent evil Blood Mage is bald with no beard...I guess the tattooed flames on his face make up for it.

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ForTheWynne wrote...

I feel bad...See, I have the gift to be able to grow epic, powerful beards. I just choose to shave often because I prefer the clean look on myself.


You monster! Shaving is a horrible act of crime!

Killing something beautiful before it reaches its full potential? Just like abortion... :crying:

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I, too, dislike beards, just as with most "excessive" (as I see it) body hair. But there is no denying the majesty that is Duncan's beard.

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I think that's enough silliness here, thank you.



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