Once opon a time in Orlais there lived a boy, but one day darkspawn killed that boy! Then that boys friend swore vengeance on the darkspawn for killing that boy. That boy's friend's name is Jean Creatian.
There was no blight because it was beated 24 hours ago, and the archdemon was killed but Jean new better. He decided to rally an army to kill the darkspawn, there was an epic battle.
First they went to orzrammar to help the dwarves push out, toghether they gave birth to the baby fought their way to anvil of souls' location before it was destroyed. They met a bunch of sentient golems who agreed to kill all the darkspawn. There was a long time before anyone found any darkspawn, but then a lone elf named hi'dra'sla, figured it out. They went deep underground and the elf was right. There was the original cursed darkspawn by the maker. They had a bunch of spikes all over them, and they were really ugly and evil. They had pathetic voices, their power layed in magic, and 8 of them alone destroyed half the army. Then one hero named Dave, used his sword to stab them all to death. Then all the darkspawn exploded randomly, and so did the grey wardens because they had darkspawn blood in them.
Then the heroes of the world came back to the surface. They relaxed for two years then one day someone heard a rumbling sound. "Who ordered siege tanks"! yelled Duncan of the grey wardens, "We don't have any siege tanks..." said Allistair. Then there was a bunch of zerglings, hydralisks, and ultralisks charging Fereldan. Then huge letters in the sky appeared and said "GG" everyone thought it was the maker abandoning them. Then they new the prophecy came true. The zerg swarm has come.
To be continued.
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