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[sagefic]

sapphyreelf wrote...

Shadow_Soul wrote...

sagequeen wrote...

i can so see shepard being approached to do product placement. actually, didn't i do a fanfic about shep being the poster girl for a line of underwear? yeah, i think i did. (<--shameless self promotion)

I...I have no words for this, Sage. This is just.....great!

I always did enjoy that one, Sage.

I actually made it so that the Alliance PR Rep pushed to have my War Hero Shepard do a photoshoot, post-Blitz. To ride the publicity. With varying degrees of clothing in the pictures, of course.

pfft. yeah, i can just see that.

Alliance Rep: Okay, and this one is for our recruitment ad in Fornax.
Shep: ...
Rep: Okay, fine, it's for me.
Shep: You are so dead now.

edit: top o' page unamused shepard

Modifié par sagequeen, 02 mars 2011 - 12:44 .

[sapphyreelf]

sagequeen wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

I always did enjoy that one, Sage.

I actually made it so that the Alliance PR Rep pushed to have my War Hero Shepard do a photoshoot, post-Blitz. To ride the publicity. With varying degrees of clothing in the pictures, of course.

pfft. yeah, i can just see that.

Alliance Rep: Okay, and this one is for our recruitment ad in Fornax.
Shep: ...
Rep: Okay, fine, it's for me.
Shep: You are so dead now.

Alexis' Rep wasn't that bad. Pressuring her at every turn to do it though, definitely.

She, of course, eventually agreed to do it. Because certainly that would never come back to haunt her later.

[Sialater]

sapphyreelf wrote...

sagequeen wrote...

sapphyreelf wrote...

I always did enjoy that one, Sage.

I actually made it so that the Alliance PR Rep pushed to have my War Hero Shepard do a photoshoot, post-Blitz. To ride the publicity. With varying degrees of clothing in the pictures, of course.

pfft. yeah, i can just see that.

Alliance Rep: Okay, and this one is for our recruitment ad in Fornax.
Shep: ...
Rep: Okay, fine, it's for me.
Shep: You are so dead now.

Alexis' Rep wasn't that bad. Pressuring her at every turn to do it though, definitely.

She, of course, eventually agreed to do it. Because certainly that would never come back to haunt her later.

Well.... a certain Lieutenant certainly liked them....

[sapphyreelf]

@Sia: They were morale boosting. What soldier wouldn't appreciate them?

[Sialater]

I'll bet his morale was boosted.

Same as Sage's Kyrie's lingerie.

[thompsmt]

@Sage-funny. I could see more than a few FemSheps trading their image for some questionable things.

Then a certain individual wants to talk with them, or is shocked. It just depends on how you see Shepard.

[Element_Zero]

On a humorous note. . . .

In The Pursuit of Cookies

Lynn Shepard: *sighs* This should be amusing.

Vorcha 1: "Look I found what you were looking for."
Vorcha 2: "Gimmie that." *chomps on it*
Vorcha 1: "Is it good?"
Vorcha 2: *spits * "Blaaaaggghhh!" *coughs / spits / yells* "This cookie tastes like crap, where did you find it?"
Vorcha 1: "It was laying on the ground behind that animal over there."
Vorcha 2: "BAAAAAAAHHHHHGGHHHH!" *spits / yells* "You idiot! That's crap!"
Vorcha 1: "But it was round like you described and look it has nuts in it."
Vorcha 2: *flails* "This is not a cookie!" *coughs / hacks / spits* "ARRRGGGH, Those are not nuts you idiot."
Vorcha 1: *puzzled* "But?"
Vorcha 2: "Here smell!"
Vorcha 1: "I already did! That's why I didn't stuff it in my mouth."
Vorcha 2: "BLLAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
Vorcha 1: "Hum, good to know that is not a cookie."

Lynn: *mumbles* "I wonder if I would be doing the galaxy a favor if I just shot these two right now. . . "

Modifié par Element_Zero, 02 mars 2011 - 03:21 .

[Sinapus]

Sialater wrote...

I'll bet his morale was boosted.

Same as Sage's Kyrie's lingerie.

Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

[sagefic]

@ sin - ha! that's what i thought, too. 

heh, yes...would femshep stoop to modeling to outfit her team? i'm still undecided.

but i do know she'd never hesitate to kick a** - and here's part 5 of my adept guide to prove it. this one's about powers - i love femshep throwing around biotics on insanity. it's a glorious thing. 

Modifié par sagequeen, 02 mars 2011 - 03:57 .

[ADLegend21]

Oh I wanna write something about femshep moddleing now!!!! you guys and gals are giving me too many ideas! *head explodes*

[Sinapus]

sagequeen wrote...

@ sin - ha! that's what i thought, too. 

Get out of the gutter, you're blocking my snorkel.

(Okay, not really. I use a rebreather unit, but still...)


Edit: Anyone get the background music from ME1 stuck in their head or am I just playing that game too much?

Modifié par Sinapus, 02 mars 2011 - 04:24 .

[Sable Phoenix]

sapphyreelf wrote...

Alexis' Rep wasn't that bad. Pressuring her at every turn to do it though, definitely.

She, of course, eventually agreed to do it. Because certainly that would never come back to haunt her later. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Modifié par Sable Phoenix, 02 mars 2011 - 04:36 .

[Cyansomnia]

@Sage

Good job on the video. As for Pull and Shockwave, yeah I don't use them much. Shockwave is fun if you're playing on lower difficulties and you want to bowl for husks. XD As for Pull, if my squaddie has it I'll use it so I can toss a Warp and make things go boom.

Also, I may have been mistaken and missed it...but did you mention Warp detonates an explosion on enemies already affected by biotics? Or is that something you're saving for a future video?

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 02 mars 2011 - 04:54 .

[Shadow_Soul]

@Sage
Again, wonderful job on the vid. (Forgot to say it before, but thanks for including Titra in the 4th vid)

@AD
Doooo eeet!!! You must dooo eeet!

[sagefic]

Aislinn Trista wrote...
Also, I may have been mistaken and missed it...but did you mention Warp detonates an explosion on enemies already affected by biotics? Or is that something you're saving for a future video?

no mention, just showed the vid footage. gonna talk about combos in final vid. got a biotic quarterback playbook planned - this + this + this = carnage, and so on. combos will come up there. i'm trying to keep them shortish so no one gets bored.

trying to get footage of other bonus powers and BOY do i suck at playing insanity with powers i'm not used to. statis in particular, i'm just miserable at. oh well. on the guns vid, had to bump the difficulty on shotgun down to normal - made note of it even. i could not stay alive long enough on insanity as a shotgun adept to get the footage i needed. heh.

@ shadow: you're welcome!

@ sin: heh, this is nowhere as bad as the KAST. sometimes that place frightens me - and i visit regularly. 

Modifié par sagequeen, 02 mars 2011 - 05:22 .

[ADLegend21]

Shadow_Soul wrote...
@AD
Doooo eeet!!! You must dooo eeet!

Kallen: *sees mess* great now I ahve to clean his brain up.....gardner get in here!

[Sinapus]

@sagequeen: Should I be afraid to know what KAST is? Probably can't check it out since I'm at work at the moment, but my SAN score is getting too high as it is...

[Shadow_Soul]

@AD
Lol, she looks ticked.
----
Oh, and with my latest chapter for my multiple FemSheps, I wanted to know if each Shep was in character. If not, then I can fix it for part 2.

[sagefic]

@ sin - that would be the kaidan alenko support thread. and the gals who brought the subject up in the first place are regulars there. i wouldn't recommend checking it out from work. or at all, if you're not prepared for shirtless kaidan.

[MizzNaaa]

sagequeen wrote...

@ sin - that would be the kaidan alenko support thread. and the gals who brought the subject up in the first place are regulars there. i wouldn't recommend checking it out from work. or at all, if you're not prepared for shirtless kaidan.

Good advice, being one of the gals from KAST. We're the gutter HQ, seriously...NSFW big time

but then again, shirtless Kadian FTW!

[Cyansomnia]

The Thane fans are just as bad.  

*cough* Drellickers *cough*

@Sage

Okie dokie.  I figured you'd be saving it for the playbook.  

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 02 mars 2011 - 07:13 .

[ADLegend21]

This is what I comeup with off the top of my head at 2 am.

[Sinapus]

sagequeen wrote...

@ sin - that would be the kaidan alenko support thread. and the gals who brought the subject up in the first place are regulars there. i wouldn't recommend checking it out from work. or at all, if you're not prepared for shirtless kaidan.

Oh, I've seen that thread. Not quite SAN-loss inducing.

[ELE08]

ADLegend21 wrote...

This is what I comeup with off the top of my head at 2 am.

Ahh, I see I'm not the only one up writing into the wee hours of the night.

Another installment of Caroline Shepard.

Skin & Ink