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[SaturnRing]

Blze001 wrote...

meonlyred wrote...

Urdnot Wrex can't keep his hands off a fertile female.

I think being called a "fertile female" would make Mara fidget awkwardly for awhile.

I've got a fun little question: pick a pickup line or two that your Shepard could use, drunk or sober.

"Hey, what's your sine? It must be pi/2, because you're the 1"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought I'd mention that." *She played soccer at the academy*

.... needless to say, if she didn't have Liara, she'd be in trouble.

I think she'd turn Wrex into a "fertile male".

Modifié par SaturnRing, 07 décembre 2011 - 06:25 .

[meonlyred]

Dakota: "Hi my name is Dakota, as in Dakotable."
Thane: "Siiiiiiigh, Siha...."

Zody: "Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. Or, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go back to my quarters and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you."
Kaidan: "You're already drunk aren't you?"
Zody: "No! Yes. Shut-up."

Modifié par meonlyred, 07 décembre 2011 - 06:52 .

[JamieCOTC]

Erica: Hey, Alenko! Report to my cabin immediately for debriefing. *laughs, falls down*
Kaidan: *facepalm*

UJ: Hey, somebody ate my blueberry muffin!
Liara: They did not! I haven't -- Oh ... *see muffin crumbs on desk*
UJ: *smiles*
Liara: You did that on purpose.
UJ: *chuckles to herself as she walks away*

[CrazyRah]

The only chance of hearing Sarah say something like this is if you get her drunk.

Sarah: Your eyes are so deep.. so beautiful. I could drown in them.. and that would be.. *hic* not good. You got to be careful or else you might have to be my lifeguard and maybe use the mouth to mouth method *giggles*
Kaidan: *sigh* How much've you been drinking Shepard?

Modifié par CrazyRah, 07 décembre 2011 - 07:44 .

[ADLegend21]

oh this should be fun *cracks knuckles*

Kallen: Williams report to my quarters, I need some scissors to cut this paper.
Ash: ugh, over the PA? really?

Kallen: Alenko I want you to overload my fatigues so I can sabotage your work with my fitness toned body.
Kaidan:....*facepalm*

Kallen: Man it's been a while since I've seen a blue moon
Liara: By the goddes that was bad.

Kallen: XO, I need you in my quarters to engineers some perfect passion
Miranda: you're terrible, you know that?

Kallen: Jacob, ready to recieve your priiiiize?
Jacob: you've gotta get better at this.

Kallen: Hey garrus Somethings to high in here, can you reach it for me?
Garrus; Sure I...wait, you're hitting on me aren't you?

Kallen: Tali let's do it.
Tali: oh Keelah!

Kallen *begins talking*
Thane: *memory* Siha walks in the door, with nothing but a robe on and she says "Than treat me like a 2x4 and nail me"

Kallen: Jack how about a put a shockwave on dat ass?
Jack: Someone kill me now!

Kelly: hey Shepard how about I come up to your quarters to become your favorite lay on the citadel?
Kallen: wow, did you get that from me?

[Blze001]

I can see it now:

Shaman: Now this one is a fertile female!
Mara: ...wow, I am completely at a loss here....

[SaturnRing]

I'm not as good as you guys, so i'm just gonna tell you about the small cylindre story.

Miranda: Shepard, I don't think we should do this.
Shepard: Why? because i'm a little drunk? Relax, I know what i'm doing. Now hand it over.
Miranda: Which one is it?
Shepard: The one that looks like a small cylinder.
Miranda: Ooh! It is not going to fit in.
Shepard: Just lubricate it.
Miranda: Eh! It does fit in just fine.
Shepard: Now hold on! i'm gonna start it.
Miranda: My gosh! It works.
Shepard: Told you I could fix my motorcycle exhaust in my sleep!

Modifié par SaturnRing, 07 décembre 2011 - 10:23 .

[FireEye]

Blze001 wrote...

I've got a fun little question: pick a pickup line or two that your Shepard could use, drunk or sober.

*shrug?*



"Sex now please."

... 

[HolyAvenger]

Shepard isn't 17-21...

That said, ME puns are fun:
SoldierShep (I haven't actually got a Soldier FemShep yet): How about we go back to my place and I'll show you what I can do with my Adrenalin Rush?

Kenya: You know Garrus, its just about time to pop that heatsink again...

Svetlana: Get more headshots than me and I'll wear that siha costume you like so much tonight. Of course if I get more than you...

[Blze001]

SaturnRing wrote...

I'm not as good as you guys, so i'm just gonna tell you about the small cylindre story.

Miranda: Shepard, I don't think we should do this.
Shepard: Why? because i'm a little drunk? Relax, I know what i'm doing. Now hand it over.
Miranda: Which one is it?
Shepard: The one that looks like a small cylinder.
Miranda: Ooh! It is not going to fit in.
Shepard: Just lubricate it.
Miranda: Eh! It does fit in just fine.
Shepard: Now hold on! i'm gonna start it.
Miranda: My gosh! It works.
Shepard: Told you I could fix my motorcycle exhaust in my sleep!

Take out the part where you find out about the motorcycle and do a screen cut to Garrus and Joker looking at each other like :    

[Sinapus]

Blze001 wrote...

I can see it now:

Shaman: Now this one is a fertile female!
Mara: ...wow, I am completely at a loss here....

Actually, if you take your FemShep to the Used Spaceship Dealer, keep clicking on him to listen to his sales pitches.

"Edward thinks you're cute, everybody's cute, but in purple, Edward is STUNNING!!!!" *thud*
"She wears purple?!" "Ah, she's become one with her inner self." "She's passed out." "That too."

[thompsmt]

"It's nice having someone willing to wait." to Liara.

[JamieCOTC]

Sinapus wrote...

Blze001 wrote...

I can see it now:

Shaman: Now this one is a fertile female!
Mara: ...wow, I am completely at a loss here....

Actually, if you take your FemShep to the Used Spaceship Dealer, keep clicking on him to listen to his sales pitches.

"Edward thinks you're cute, everybody's cute, but in purple, Edward is STUNNING!!!!" *thud*
"She wears purple?!" "Ah, she's become one with her inner self." "She's passed out." "That too."

LOL.  That is hilarious.

femshep: Wait.  Did you just try to sell me a minivan?

[Blze001]

JamieCOTC wrote...

femshep: Wait.  Did you just try to sell me a minivan?

Mara's view on minivans : "It's a vehicle that announes to the universe that you're simply done truly living life. It's a giant beacon saying the ower has performed the task of producing offspring mandated by the circle of life, and now they're just waiting around to finally die."

Liara: "So.... you want a minivan?"
Mara: "...like a fat kid want's a stairmaster..."

Modifié par Blze001, 08 décembre 2011 - 04:54 .

[Sinapus]

JamieCOTC wrote...

Sinapus wrote...

Blze001 wrote...

I can see it now:

Shaman: Now this one is a fertile female!
Mara: ...wow, I am completely at a loss here....

Actually, if you take your FemShep to the Used Spaceship Dealer, keep clicking on him to listen to his sales pitches.

"Edward thinks you're cute, everybody's cute, but in purple, Edward is STUNNING!!!!" *thud*
"She wears purple?!" "Ah, she's become one with her inner self." "She's passed out." "That too."

LOL.  That is hilarious.

femshep: Wait.  Did you just try to sell me a minivan?

Yes, that part.

[SaturnRing]

HolyAvenger wrote...

Shepard isn't 17-21...

That said, ME puns are fun:
SoldierShep (I haven't actually got a Soldier FemShep yet): How about we go back to my place and I'll show you what I can do with my Adrenalin Rush?

Kenya: You know Garrus, its just about time to pop that heatsink again...

Svetlana: Get more headshots than me and I'll wear that siha costume you like so much tonight. Of course if I get more than you...

I'm following up on your target practice idea:

                  (shot) miss; 
                  (shot) miss
                  (shot) miss;
Shepard:c'mon guys, remember to control your breathing; you know the drill...
                   (shot) ping!
Zaeed: Got one!
Grunt: lucky shot!
                   (shot) miss
                   (shot) miss
Zaeed: I guess today is not my day.
Grunt: same for me; I'm just not feelin...
Shepard: Get a 75% hit ratio and i'll make Jack do the snake dance tonight even if i have to get her drunk.
                   (shot)ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!ping!



[Sorry, i keep editing it. I'll leave it alone now.]  

Modifié par SaturnRing, 08 décembre 2011 - 07:22 .

[meonlyred]

No post in 13 hours?! This can not stand!! So errr... Here is what I'm working on.


How did you come up with the name of your Shepard?

Zody was almost Diana Shepard. Her looks are semi based on Diana of Themyscira aka Wonder Woman. I thought there might be dozens of Diana Shepards. Since Diana is the Roman name for Artemis. So I went to babynames.com and searched for cool names. Zody is an American name that is a combination of Zoe and Cody.

Modifié par meonlyred, 09 décembre 2011 - 04:05 .

[ELE08]

meonlyred wrote...

How did you come up with the name of your Shepard?

Teagan. Honestly can't remember why I picked Teagan. It seemed kind of flip I guess. Not a very serious name for not a very serious girl. It was not in relation to Dragon Age...which I had actually already played. Whoops. After all the who eez zis wo-maaaan business, the damage was done. That's her name and she's stuck with it. It fits.

Caroline. Ehehehe. She's kind of my emotionally stunted ruthless alter ego. A thought exercise in what would I do if I lived through Mindoir and Torfan. Hence, her name is my middle name. Tragically, it's also a name that figures in prominently in a couple songs. It's a toss up which one gets stuck in my head when I'm playing her. Both are equally...irritating. Oh hey, I'm hearing one now.



Plzkillme.

[HolyAvenger]

I like mixing up the ethnic backgrounds of my Sheps, and having a sort of headcanon in place from where the name comes- Svetlana is a street kid whose mom came from Moscow or Kiev, while Kenya grew up in the Bronx. I like how two of the backgrounds let you choose to make whatever of Shep's family you choose to.

[Mestesso]

meonlyred wrote...

No post in 13 hours?! This can not stand!! So errr... Here is what I'm working on.

*sexyzodysnip*

How did you come up with the name of your Shepard?

Zody was almost Diana Shepard. Her looks are semi based on Diana of Themyscira aka Wonder Woman. I thought there might be dozens of Diana Shepards. Since Diana is the Roman name for Artemis. So I went to babynames.com and searched for cool names. Zody is an American name that is a combination of Zoe and Cody.

Tanj, my engineer, I got from Larry Niven.  It's an acronym that stands for There Ain't No Justice, used as an expletive.  I imagine Tanj's parents to have been slightly weird SF fans.

Rhona (who will live again!) is necromantically raised from ELE's evergrowing FemShep Graveyard.  I don't know where she got the name.

Dani, my sentinel, I just think is a sexy name.

I have about 2 dozen other femSheps, but, those three are my main ones.

Modifié par Mestesso, 09 décembre 2011 - 05:13 .

[ELE08]

Mestesso wrote...

Rhona (who will live again!) is necromantically raised from ELE's evergrowing FemShep Graveyard.  I don't know where she got the name.

She was named after the kickass and super sexy voiced Rhona Mitra 

[ADLegend21]

meonlyred wrote...
How did you come up with the name of your Shepard?

 I named Kallen after Kallen Kouzuki-statfeld from Code Geass. Lelouch was my favorite character and Kallen was his queen (Q1 as he led his troops like a chess player so she was his queen piece) She was vibrant and a hell of a soldier, so who better to name a femshep afer then another badass female with a very high kill count. She was so good that when she was capture Lelouch's forces struggled but when they bsuted her out she wiped out a good chuck of the enemy army by herself.

[Sinapus]

Kallen: "Struggling against inevitability? Dust struggling against cosmic winds?"
Harby: "YOU DARE MOCK ME?!"
Kallen: "Sayonara." *THANIX*

[s17tabris]

ADLegend21 wrote...

meonlyred wrote...
How did you come up with the name of your Shepard?

 I named Kallen after Kallen Kouzuki-statfeld from Code Geass. Lelouch was my favorite character and Kallen was his queen (Q1 as he led his troops like a chess player so she was his queen piece) She was vibrant and a hell of a soldier, so who better to name a femshep afer then another badass female with a very high kill count. She was so good that when she was capture Lelouch's forces struggled but when they bsuted her out she wiped out a good chuck of the enemy army by herself.

I also named my shep after her but I used the katakana reading of her name. カレン (read as karen) 

[ADLegend21]

@Sin: YES.

@Arr0w: yaaaaaaay!