ADLegend21 wrote...
so now that it's been established that "shenanigans" would happen if some peoples femsehps were to come out of their mass effect games andinto reality, but what else would any of us do with our femsheps...besides the obvious xD
Well, considering both my Shep and I prefer men, 'the obvious' isn't.
But on topic.... I hope to god my FemShep never gets ahold of me, because I delight in making her life A LIVING HELL.
It's how I show I care. c:
See, I'm kind of like that obnoxious kid in elementary school, the one who pushes the other kid she likes into the sandbox in an attempt to get him/her to notice me. Suffering builds character! WOOOHAHAHAHA!
*ahem*
Yes. I... I'm all right now. Really.
Anyway. Assuming that upon meeting, Vi did not in fact pound me into a fine red paste, I expect we would....
-Go shopping. This is the
past after all; she needs to blend in.
You know what else she needs? A greatcoat.
Hell yes.
-Punch some reporters. Since I was an investigative journalist at one time, I must make sure she knows that when I say '
reporter' I do not mean '
me'. Not the face! NOT THE FACE!
-Watch some movies. She likes film noir and Peter Lorre. I like psychological horror and Vincent Price. We could work something out.
Note to self: Do not, under
any circumstances, show her
Apocalypse Now unless I want to be bludgeoned savagely about the head with a pillow.
-Catch some sun. How much sun it is possible to catch in San Francisco, I do not know, but by god we could
try. ಠ-ಠ
-Make her score some upgrades for me. I want to be a badass cyborg
too, dammit. ;3;
-SOUVENIRS! : D
-Take her to MEAT, the zombie nightclub. Watch in amusement at her attempts to dance (like I could do any better), then in horror as she mistakes the patrons for Thorian creepers and starts hurling chairs at people.
EDIT: Whoops. Typo. >.>
Modifié par Ashwraith, 16 septembre 2010 - 05:37 .