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[ADLegend21]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

sagequeen wrote...

wait, so...that's it if you cheated? what happened to the "splainin"?

Liara: you must choose
Shep:........
Liara: Well??
Shep: but...but...he called me "The Priiize"
Liara: well...what? Jacob...have you ever faced an Asari commado unit before? few humans have.

Shepard: *raises her hand excitedly* I HAVE I HAVE I HAVE!!!!!!!
Liara: I know dear but I'm trying to make a point.

Shep: Okay Liara, I choose you.
Liara: yeah! Suck on that Taylor! *goes into happy dance*
Shep: *whispers to Jacob* don't worry, I'll use my paragon charm to get her into a threesome, she'll rock your world.
Jacob:

Garrus:
Mordin:
Miranda:<_<
Jack:
Zaeed:
Kasumi:
Grunt: what's a threesome?
Kasumi: Well you see----
*2 minutes later*
Grunt: What has been heard cannot be unheard....
Kasumi: And that's how I got an A in Physics.

Afterwards....

Shep: what'd I tell ya Jacob.
Jacob:....that was amazing.
Liara: By the Goddess. so that's how he "hit you with the good stuff"...we must do this again.
Shep: a Threesome with Liara and Jacob? Heavy risk.
All: but the priiiiize.

-fin-

[adneate]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Shep: what'd I tell ya Jacob.
Jacob:....that was amazing.
Liara: By the Goddess. so that's how he "hit you with the good stuff"...we must do this again.
Shep: a Threesome with Liara and Jacob? Heavy risk.
All: but the priiiiize.

-fin-

I consider this a war crime.

[Jagged Orchid]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Shep: what'd I tell ya Jacob.
Jacob:....that was amazing.
Liara: By the Goddess. so that's how he "hit you with the good stuff"...we must do this again.
Shep: a Threesome with Liara and Jacob? Heavy risk.
All: but the priiiiize.

-fin-

I think this is the most disturbing thing I've read all day.

[kaskouka]

ADLegend21 wrote...
Afterwards....

Shep: what'd I tell ya Jacob.
Jacob:....that was amazing.
Liara: By the Goddess. so that's how he "hit you with the good stuff"...we must do this again.
Shep: a Threesome with Liara and Jacob? Heavy risk.
All: but the priiiiize.

-fin-

LOL

I will quote Udina for this ! "WHAT THE HELL is WRONG with YOU !"

[Sable Phoenix]

>rolls around laughing<

>crawls up onto the chair with one hand<

You guys are killing me!

>falls over laughing again<

Modifié par Sable Phoenix, 30 septembre 2010 - 02:16 .

[ADLegend21]

kaskouka wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...
Afterwards....

Shep: what'd I tell ya Jacob.
Jacob:....that was amazing.
Liara: By the Goddess. so that's how he "hit you with the good stuff"...we must do this again.
Shep: a Threesome with Liara and Jacob? Heavy risk.
All: but the priiiiize.

-fin-

LOL

I will quote Udina for this ! "WHAT THE HELL is WRONG with YOU !"

 I couldn't help it!

[jlb524]

Cheatin? What is this I hear???

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Sable Phoenix wrote...

>rolls around laughing<

>crawls up onto the chair with one hand<

You guys are killing me!

>falls over laughing again<

*meanwhile in the cargo hold*
Grunt: but why would a human do that?
Kasumi: well---
Jack: I've got this one.
Grunt: OH NO!!!!
*10 minutes later*
Grunt:..............I want your species to go away.......for a long time.
Jack/Kasumi: Hey at least we're not as messed up as Kelly!
Kelly: I DID THAT ONCE!!!!!!!!!
Jack: *coughs* and that's how she got scale itch *coughs*
Kelly: *runs off crying*

[ADLegend21]

haha Enough short stories back to Femshep. When Kallen said "Marriage old age, a unch of little blue children" I almost sqeualed it was so amazing. After Liara left i went to see if maybe I could invite her back up but it said Jacob. so I guess you get to keep your me2 LI?

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

ADLegend21 wrote...

haha Enough short stories back to Femshep. When Kallen said "Marriage old age, a unch of little blue children" I almost sqeualed it was so amazing. After Liara left i went to see if maybe I could invite her back up but it said Jacob. so I guess you get to keep your me2 LI?

I don't really know.
My only LOTSB run is with a loyal FemShep.
So no conflict for me.
But that DLC made me love Hale's VA work even more....*thinks about the DLC* Giggity.

[jlb524]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Grunt:..............I want your species to go away.......for a long time.

Haa haa!

ADLegend21 wrote...

haha Enough short stories back to
Femshep. When Kallen said "Marriage old age, a unch of little blue
children" I almost sqeualed it was so amazing. After Liara left i went
to see if maybe I could invite her back up but it said Jacob. so I guess
you get to keep your me2 LI?

Kallen is such a player.  She's going to invite Jacob up right after Liara, isn't she?  OMG!

I don't know...I never romanced anyone in ME2.  It seems like it, from your game.

[Jagged Orchid]

ADLegend21 wrote...

haha Enough short stories back to Femshep. When Kallen said "Marriage old age, a unch of little blue children" I almost sqeualed it was so amazing.

Oh, I squeed and then my husband proceded to look at me as if I'd gone out of my mind. Seriously the whole cabin scene made my day. Especially since I had to wait more than a week after release to play the DLC becase we were in the process of moving across country.

Edit: I still can't believe Liara was so forgiving.

Modifié par Valagil, 30 septembre 2010 - 02:30 .

[ADLegend21]

jlb524 wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Grunt:..............I want your species to go away.......for a long time.

Haa haa!

ADLegend21 wrote...

haha Enough short stories back to
Femshep. When Kallen said "Marriage old age, a unch of little blue
children" I almost sqeualed it was so amazing. After Liara left i went
to see if maybe I could invite her back up but it said Jacob. so I guess
you get to keep your me2 LI?

Kallen is such a player.  She's going to invite Jacob up right after Liara, isn't she?  OMG!

I don't know...I never romanced anyone in ME2.  It seems like it, from your game.

Yeah Kallen's a player. when she was in the alliance she broke regs regularly. she's the one that's done all the possible female romances besides Kaiden.

[adneate]

ADLegend21 wrote...

Yeah Kallen's a player. when she was in the alliance she broke regs regularly. she's the one that's done all the possible female romances besides Kaiden.

So she was the morale officer?

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

adneate wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Yeah Kallen's a player. when she was in the alliance she broke regs regularly. she's the one that's done all the possible female romances besides Kaiden.

So she was the morale officer?

.....Ohhhh yeah.

[ADLegend21]

rynluna wrote...

Because you are my friend AD, I won't sick a varren on you for two-timing Liara with Kallen. ; )

hahah that's just the vanguard version of her. the soldier was faithful I had to tell the two apart somehow sinceI didn't change her face. The Vanguard explored her options and the soldier stayed true.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Alright here's one.
What's your favorite Shep line from LOTSB?
Mines a tie between the "little blue babies" part
And the innuendo at Azure.

Modifié par Grand Admiral Cheesecake, 30 septembre 2010 - 02:39 .

[ADLegend21]

adneate wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...

Yeah Kallen's a player. when she was in the alliance she broke regs regularly. she's the one that's done all the possible female romances besides Kaiden.

So she was the morale officer?

no it was with one person.....*cough* Ashely *cough*....*sigh* in my dreams andhopefully in me3!!!!!!!!!

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

rynluna wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Alright here's one.
What's your favorite Shep line from LOTSB?

Liara: GO GO GO GO!
FemShep: I'M GOING!

Giggity.

[adneate]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Alright here's one.
What's your favorite Shep line from LOTSB?

"Not reckless just determined."

Modifié par adneate, 30 septembre 2010 - 02:49 .

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

I do love watching Shep punch the Yahg. Priceless.

[Jagged Orchid]

rynluna wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Alright here's one.
What's your favorite Shep line from LOTSB?

Liara: GO GO GO GO!
FemShep: I'M GOING!

I think the whole backseat driving was great. They just sounded like an old married couple.

Shep: What kind of guns does this thing have?
Liara: It's a taxi it has a fare meter.

[ADLegend21]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Alright here's one.
What's your favorite Shep line from LOTSB?
Mines a tie between the "little blue babies" part
And the innuendo at Azure.

"What kind of guns does this thing have?"
"It's a Taxi it has a fare meter"