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[Selenora]

Skyline_Stanza wrote...

Avenue Q Mass Effect 2: Sucks to be on the Normandy

Yeah...I don't even know. This is what happens when I stay up late looking for something ME2 related and I get...this. LMAO

OMG ROFL

[Ashwraith]

ELE08 wrote...

This is how I feel with current Shep Vera.  She's intelligent and ruthless and needs a specific kind of man...which may need to be written in by moi post ME3 if she's to get any love at all.

-snippage-

ELE, is it possible that your Shep and mine could be the result of a secret government cloning project? Because your reasons for her staying single, as pertains to each potential LI, are almost identical to mine.
The horror. :0
I have a feeling there aren't going to be any more LIs in Mass Effect 3, if for no other reason than they would feel horribly rushed and we have plenty of them already. As a result, my Shep is probably doomed to singlehood everywhere but in my headcanon (not that there's anything wrong with that; just sayin').
Now, that said... were a piece of badass English sniper (or brittle and snarky pilot, for that matter) to be offered, my response would not exactly be 'no'. >.>

ADLegend21 wrote...

pfffft.....hahaha! Best part:
"what now? what now son?"
../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png

Blame my internet friends. My weird, weird internet friends.
They also started the whole mythology of Spanner and Big Chris. God help us all.

Spanner and Big Chris, you see, are the special Reapers. Chris
was engineered by Cerberus after my Shep forked over the Collector base,
and is comprised solely of liquified second-string gangsta rappers. The
Illusive Man figured no one would miss them.

Spanner just kind of tags along with the rest of the Reaper fleet, but
really they're all just trying desperately to ignore him in the hopes
that he'll go away. His Husks are unique in that they are still capable
of speech; sadly, the only thing they are capable of saying is "Whatchoo
talkin' bout, Willis?"

Imagine it, my friends. You have crept into the bowels of a dormant
Reaper, intent on obtaining its IFF. You did not expect to be ambushed
by swarms of reanimated human corpses.

They shamble towards you sideways: arms dragging, cybernetics gleaming
in cold shades of argon, their dessicated vocal cords hissing out a
chorus of the damned:

"Whatchoo... talkin'... bout... WILLIS? Whatchoo... talkin'... bout... WILLIS?"



....I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

[Skyline_Stanza]

Bourne Endeavor wrote...

Aislinn Trista wrote...

I've never broken up with a romantic interest in ME2, so I have no idea what the lines are like. That Jacob one was pretty bad, though. I felt really horrible when I had to be mean to Kaidan to get him to leave my FemSheps alone in ME1.. kind of unavoidable.

At least with Liara you can say "Sorry, I don't think about you that way."

Honestly, breaking up with Jack is probably the most pointlessly cruel thing you can do in the entire game. I am serious. Shepard's dialogue basically can be summarized, "I am tired of fixing you." And it gets worse. Watching it was thinking, "Dude... that was just... cold." Why is it so needlessly cruel? You can do the aforementioned during the scene in your quarters.

Tali and Garrus' are gentle and somewhat mutually. With Tali, it is concern for her health and with Garrus you both agree you are better off friends. I have yet to drop Miranda or Thane and Jacob spews off about Garrus.

I WANTED TO HUG JACK SOOOO BAD after I watched the breakup pre-Illos Omega 4 relay. I mean...C'MON. It'd probably get my limbs broken or a biotic fist to the face, but still. Wanted to hug her anyway..... ;3;

Modifié par Skyline_Stanza, 21 décembre 2010 - 07:18 .

[Skyline_Stanza]

Ashwraith wrote...

ELE08 wrote...

This is how I feel with current Shep Vera.  She's intelligent and ruthless and needs a specific kind of man...which may need to be written in by moi post ME3 if she's to get any love at all.

-snippage-

ELE, is it possible that your Shep and mine could be the result of a secret government cloning project? Because your reasons for her staying single, as pertains to each potential LI, are almost identical to mine.
The horror. :0
I have a feeling there aren't going to be any more LIs in Mass Effect 3, if for no other reason than they would feel horribly rushed and we have plenty of them already. As a result, my Shep is probably doomed to singlehood everywhere but in my headcanon (not that there's anything wrong with that; just sayin').
Now, that said... were a piece of badass English sniper (or brittle and snarky pilot, for that matter) to be offered, my response would not exactly be 'no'. >.>

ADLegend21 wrote...

pfffft.....hahaha! Best part:
"what now? what now son?"
../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png

Blame my internet friends. My weird, weird internet friends.
They also started the whole mythology of Spanner and Big Chris. God help us all.

Spanner and Big Chris, you see, are the special Reapers. Chris
was engineered by Cerberus after my Shep forked over the Collector base,
and is comprised solely of liquified second-string gangsta rappers. The
Illusive Man figured no one would miss them.

Spanner just kind of tags along with the rest of the Reaper fleet, but
really they're all just trying desperately to ignore him in the hopes
that he'll go away. His Husks are unique in that they are still capable
of speech; sadly, the only thing they are capable of saying is "Whatchoo
talkin' bout, Willis?"

Imagine it, my friends. You have crept into the bowels of a dormant
Reaper, intent on obtaining its IFF. You did not expect to be ambushed
by swarms of reanimated human corpses.

They shamble towards you sideways: arms dragging, cybernetics gleaming
in cold shades of argon, their dessicated vocal cords hissing out a
chorus of the damned:

"Whatchoo... talkin'... bout... WILLIS? Whatchoo... talkin'... bout... WILLIS?"



....I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?

Your friends....sounds.....a lot like my friends, except my friends aren't into video games, but they create equally awsome things like the Reapers above, like hipster robots.

[Bourne Endeavor]

Skyline_Stanza wrote...

Bourne Endeavor wrote...

Aislinn Trista wrote...

I've never broken up with a romantic interest in ME2, so I have no idea what the lines are like. That Jacob one was pretty bad, though. I felt really horrible when I had to be mean to Kaidan to get him to leave my FemSheps alone in ME1.. kind of unavoidable.

At least with Liara you can say "Sorry, I don't think about you that way."

Honestly, breaking up with Jack is probably the most pointlessly cruel thing you can do in the entire game. I am serious. Shepard's dialogue basically can be summarized, "I am tired of fixing you." And it gets worse. Watching it was thinking, "Dude... that was just... cold." Why is it so needlessly cruel? You can do the aforementioned during the scene in your quarters.

Tali and Garrus' are gentle and somewhat mutually. With Tali, it is concern for her health and with Garrus you both agree you are better off friends. I have yet to drop Miranda or Thane and Jacob spews off about Garrus.

I WANTED TO HUG JACK SOOOO BAD after I watched the breakup pre-Illos Omega 4 relay. I mean...C'MON. It'd probably get my limbs broken or a biotic fist to the face, but still. Wanted to hug her anyway..... ;3;

I know. It just came out of left field where you not only drop her like a stone but than back a truck over the girl. When you spend a whole game possibility being a ruthless jerk and this ends up being one of the most cruel options. You know Shepard is an ass. Hilariously enough, it is not even a Renegade choice technically. And probably? Mate, she would kill you after that, xD

Femshep is much less a jerk, hell she is not even.

On and on the other quote. I was skimming through memes to see if Jacob won at being mocked. Nope, Harbinger takes that prize. Jacob loses any even being the joke of the franchise. He really cannot ever come up on top.

Modifié par Bourne Endeavor, 21 décembre 2010 - 07:28 .

[Skyline_Stanza]

Bourne Endeavor wrote....

On and on the other quote. I was skimming through memes to see if Jacob won at being mocked. Nope, Harbinger takes that prize. Jacob loses any even being the joke of the franchise. He really cannot ever come up on top.

Well, when half of your in game dialouge can be turned around into something sexual, I can see where Harby might come out ahead of Jacob.

Man, if he'd just kept his assault rifle like in Galaxies, I'd use Jacob a lot more than just for biotic combos with Miri or Cam......

.....that didn't come out right.

Modifié par Skyline_Stanza, 21 décembre 2010 - 07:23 .

[mellifera]

First time I heard "If I must tear you apart Shepard, I will" I had to pause because I couldn't contain my laughter. Oh Harby, I didn't know you felt that way ;3

Modifié par yukidama, 21 décembre 2010 - 07:37 .

[Skyline_Stanza]

yukidama wrote...

First time I heard "If I must tear you apart Shepard, I will" I had to pause because I couldn't contain my laughter. Oh Harby, I didn't know you felt that way ;3

Preserve Shepard's body if possible!

I know you feel this!

*random moaning noises?*

.....Ugh. xD

[Sinapus]

Skyline_Stanza wrote...

yukidama wrote...

First time I heard "If I must tear you apart Shepard, I will" I had to pause because I couldn't contain my laughter. Oh Harby, I didn't know you felt that way ;3

Preserve Shepard's body if possible!

I know you feel this!

*random moaning noises?*

.....Ugh. xD

Too much information... 

[Cyansomnia]

Holly misses Wrex. It was really nice seeing him on Tuchanka. Brought gladness to her heart. She's sad about Kaidan, but believes he'll come around.

You know, thinking about romances... I think MacKenzie would go for Joker if he was available.  Maybe he will be in ME3.

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 21 décembre 2010 - 08:23 .

[ADLegend21]

Aislinn Trista wrote...

Holly misses Wrex. It was really nice seeing him on Tuchanka. Brought gladness to her heart. She's sad about Kaidan, but believes he'll come around.

You know, thinking about romances... I think MacKenzie would go for Joker if he was available.  Maybe he will be in ME3.

On the topic of alternate LI's If Kallen and Miranda get into a fight she might jus take the ship to Tuchakna and cash in  a certain breeding request (because we all know a Certain former crew member was behind it.)

[mellifera]

What, not enough junk in Grunt's trunk for you? He's engineered for perfection too, you know

[Calla S]

ADLegend21 wrote...
On the topic of alternate LI's If Kallen and Miranda get into a fight she might jus take the ship to Tuchakna and cash in  a certain breeding request (because we all know a Certain former crew member was behind it.)

This is hilarious because I actually have a FemShep who I write paired with Wrex. It started with a lone kink meme request and became something much, much more. They're one of my favorite (if rarely/never spoken of) pairings of mine.


Her name's Eve.

[ELE08]

Calla S wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...
On the topic of alternate LI's If Kallen and Miranda get into a fight she might jus take the ship to Tuchakna and cash in  a certain breeding request (because we all know a Certain former crew member was behind it.)

This is hilarious because I actually have a FemShep who I write paired with Wrex. It started with a lone kink meme request and became something much, much more. They're one of my favorite (if rarely/never spoken of) pairings of mine.

snip
Her name's Eve.

Well, I guess if asari, which are basically analogues of human females, date krogans, why not. If anyone can handle a krogan it's femshep.  I wouldn't go there, but who am I to judge?

For some reason I'm taken to Sten and Morrigan banter from DAO.
You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

[Calla S]

ELE08 wrote...

Calla S wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...
On the topic of alternate LI's If Kallen and Miranda get into a fight she might jus take the ship to Tuchakna and cash in  a certain breeding request (because we all know a Certain former crew member was behind it.)

This is hilarious because I actually have a FemShep who I write paired with Wrex. It started with a lone kink meme request and became something much, much more. They're one of my favorite (if rarely/never spoken of) pairings of mine.

snip
Her name's Eve.

Well, I guess if asari, which are basically analogues of human females, date krogans, why not. If anyone can handle a krogan it's femshep.  I wouldn't go there, but who am I to judge?

For some reason I'm taken to Sten and Morrigan banter from DAO.
You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

Hahaha, yeah. At first, I was like, "wut? no wai!" but then it evolved into sort of a relationship of mutual respect between two ultra-badasses, though it did get kinda sappy when one of the clan's mothers birthed an egg and ended up having complications. Eve and Wrex became surrogate parents for it, and then rainbows and sunshine and butterflies exploded all over.

[Aeowyn]

Just because I loled when I saw Sheps facial expressions.

[ELE08]

Calla S wrote...

ELE08 wrote...

Calla S wrote...

ADLegend21 wrote...
On the topic of alternate LI's If Kallen and Miranda get into a fight she might jus take the ship to Tuchakna and cash in  a certain breeding request (because we all know a Certain former crew member was behind it.)

This is hilarious because I actually have a FemShep who I write paired with Wrex. It started with a lone kink meme request and became something much, much more. They're one of my favorite (if rarely/never spoken of) pairings of mine.

snip
Her name's Eve.

Well, I guess if asari, which are basically analogues of human females, date krogans, why not. If anyone can handle a krogan it's femshep.  I wouldn't go there, but who am I to judge?

For some reason I'm taken to Sten and Morrigan banter from DAO.
You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth?

Hahaha, yeah. At first, I was like, "wut? no wai!" but then it evolved into sort of a relationship of mutual respect between two ultra-badasses, though it did get kinda sappy when one of the clan's mothers birthed an egg and ended up having complications. Eve and Wrex became surrogate parents for it, and then rainbows and sunshine and butterflies exploded all over.

That is glorious.

[lastpatriot]

Skyline_Stanza wrote...

yukidama wrote...

First time I heard "If I must tear you apart Shepard, I will" I had to pause because I couldn't contain my laughter. Oh Harby, I didn't know you felt that way ;3

Preserve Shepard's body if possible!

I know you feel this!

*random moaning noises?*

.....Ugh. xD

You people have issues....  

[mellifera]

Krogans lay eggs?

[Calla S]

yukidama wrote...
Krogans lay eggs?

Idk, that's what I always figured. I'm not very learned in the ways of krogan birthing. I know drell have live births and salarians lay eggs. That's it.

[Cyansomnia]

They do.  Okeer mentions children dying in a "clutch", which is a reference to eggs.

Modifié par Aislinn Trista, 21 décembre 2010 - 09:36 .

[mellifera]

lastpatriot wrote...

Skyline_Stanza wrote...

yukidama wrote...

First time I heard "If I must tear you apart Shepard, I will" I had to pause because I couldn't contain my laughter. Oh Harby, I didn't know you felt that way ;3

Preserve Shepard's body if possible!

I know you feel this!

*random moaning noises?*

.....Ugh. xD

You people have issues....  

Harbinger for LI in ME3. I've already put forth my theory that the Reapers are all in love with Shepard, but she and Harby share a connection

I should go to sleep.

[ADLegend21]

@ Calla S & ELE



yeah Femshep could totally handle a Krogan and that helmet and stuff, that's for Wrex isn't it? XD

[upsettingshorts]

The voice actor for Harbinger played an empath in Babylon 5 who basically got people to like him, including the show's Hot Blonde ™. I lol'd when I discovered this.



*The More You Know*