***boilerplate disclaimer!!!!*** Alright first off this idea came from this tread. . yes you folks were the muse here. . The point is to seek a few laughs from ya out there!!! So please enjoy the following short story!!! Oh and this is a tie in, to something I posted
in this very thread (here is the link!) social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/128/index/3171265/975 4 posts down titled 'Contact Lens'
Lynn Shepard: “Look Legion, I’m sorry about your. . . “
Legion: “Well since we have lost our contact lens, we decided to try . . .”
Lynn: “Try?”
Legion: “We have been reviewing some videos Joker has provided us . . .”
Lynn: “Legion out with it. I don‘t have all day.”
Legion: “We stumbled across some extra net activity that peeks our interest. And we know Miranda has been visiting a dating site and would like to help. We thought maybe you would tell her about us?”
Lynn: “Um Legion . . .“
Door opens and closes behind Lynn. . .
Legion: “Well we thought since it is getting close to this holiday your people celebrate."
Lynn: “Oh?”
Legion: “Our run times have achieved consensus, that in order to further our relationships we would have to promote our abilities since we have lost our contact lens.”
Lynn *blinks*
Legion: “We are capable of vibrating at varying durations and intensities.”
Legion: “Also we are similar to this drumming bunny animal we have seen on infomercials. Like this bunny, our power supply is capable of lasting for quite sometime.”
Legion: “While we have been abused in the past, our mobile platform is exceptionally clean. Except for the large hole we still need to patch we are fully operational.”
Legion: “Would you be willing to help us?”
Lynn: “Uh?”
Legion: “Our higher order run times wish to try our abilities to further promote unit cohesion.”
Garrus gasps. . . “I’m sorry commander, I didn’t mean to . . . I’m going back to . . . calibrations. . . Yes I have calibrations to do.”
Lynn spins around. . . Garrus leaves quickly.
From the other room.
Dr Chakwas: “Garrus what happened? Where are you going in such a hurry?”
Garrus: “Don’t ask Doc. . . Don’t ask.”
Lynn *sighs deeply*: “Great, just great. . .”
Legion: “But Miranda is searching for relationships, and we have concluded we are fully capable of helping.”
Lynn: “Legion are you sure don’t have a few wires crossed somewhere?”
Legion: “Checking . . .” *puzzled* “No Shepard Commander we are operating at peak efficiency.”
Lynn: “Legion your going to have to talk to Miranda yourself if you wish to. . . Spend time with her.”
Dr Chawas: “Commander what was that about?”
Lynn: “Uh. . . I better go talk with Garrus, Doc. Did you see where he went?”
Again Happy
early Valentines <3 Day out there!
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it's the facial structure - very broad features and a narrow chin. 
energiezer right?? if u do so we know it:)))
:lol:
