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Ode to Hawke


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Davasar

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*minstrels playing for Hawke*

Bravely bold Hawke
Rode forth from Lothering.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Hawke.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Hawke.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Hawke.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
Eh, what's this?" 

**Blight comes to Lothering, Hawke flees**

Craven Hawke ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Hawke turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Hawke!
("I never!")

Modifié par Davasar, 22 juillet 2010 - 07:05 .


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Stanley Woo

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Spam.



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