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#1
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*minstrels playing for Hawke*

Bravely bold Hawke
Rode forth from Lothering.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Hawke.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Hawke.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Hawke.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
Eh, what's this?" 

**Blight comes to Lothering, Hawke flees**

Craven Hawke ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Hawke turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Hawke!
("I never!")

Modifié par Davasar, 22 juillet 2010 - 07:05 .


#2
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huh?

#3
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I can't wait to play as Hawke!

#4
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Cool, you can put most of your skill points into the Craven, Cowardly and Flee skills :)

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Oh the warden came by lothering....killed a couple darkspawn...then rode off to his camp, leaving the place to rot.


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You must really like Hawke. :o

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Now write one for That One Guy who Charged into the Darkspawn Horde and Promptly Got Squashed to a Fine Red Jelly.



I'm entirely to pragmatic to be a BAMF hero I guess.

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Hawke's smoking.

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Oh that would be the Warden...except ya know...the Warden WON :)




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Anarya wrote...

Now write one for That One Guy who Charged into the Darkspawn Horde and Promptly Got Squashed to a Fine Red Jelly.

I'm entirely to pragmatic to be a BAMF hero I guess.


And that's why some of us like Lohgain. Hmmm, now that I just said that, I think I'll like Hawke even more. After all, Lohgain was one of my favorite companions(besides Sten of course).

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kinda funny actually^^

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Davasar wrote...

Oh that would be the Warden...except ya know...the Warden WON :)


The Warden fled Lothering also, at least in the version of DAO *I* played.

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By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.

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Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


Monty Python. We know.

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ahhh spamalot, love that musical.

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Oh, you mean when the Warden confronted the Blight at Denerim and then killed the BBG?



Yeah, thats fleeing :)

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Anarya wrote...

Now write one for That One Guy who Charged into the Darkspawn Horde and Promptly Got Squashed to a Fine Red Jelly.  


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Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


Monty Python. We know.



And yet, still people got butthurt over it.

Silly people :)

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Davasar wrote...

Oh, you mean when the Warden confronted the Blight at Denerim and then killed the BBG?

Yeah, thats fleeing :)


Perhaps my memory is faulty but I seem to remember having more than one other person with me when that happened.

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Davasar wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


Monty Python. We know.



And yet, still people got butthurt over it.

Silly people :)


Tricks are for kids, damnit!

#21
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Hey, it's a joke...or did you miss that?



No need to be butthurt over it :)

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Davasar wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


Monty Python. We know.



And yet, still people got butthurt over it.

Silly people :)


Eh I'm not butthurt I just think it's a silly reason to hate Hawke. Also I'm very bored.

#23
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Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


Monty Python. We know.



And yet, still people got butthurt over it.

Silly people :)


Tricks are for kids, damnit!



OMG

Yer right...

Tricks ARE for kids :P

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Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


I got it, I just didn't have much to say.  I'm actually fine with Hawke so far.

#25
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Anarya wrote...

Davasar wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.


Monty Python. We know.



And yet, still people got butthurt over it.

Silly people :)


Eh I'm not butthurt I just think it's a silly reason to hate Hawke. Also I'm very bored.



I'm a misanthrope, I hate Hawke...and most everyone else equally :)