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[Anarya]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Davasar wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

By the way, I find it funny (and a little sad) that no one is getting the joke reference.

Monty Python. We know.

And yet, still people got butthurt over it.

Silly people

Eh I'm not butthurt I just think it's a silly reason to hate Hawke. Also I'm very bored.

Same here. What I like about the character so far is that he's more, I dunno, normal? Somebody you can relate to?(Because I would probably run away to) You know, sometimes you need to run away...to fight the enemy, get what I'm saying?

Oh I totally get it. It's why I sacrificed Isolde on my first play (I thought the demon would rampage while I was away). Stupid Alistair tantrum...all that approval down the drain

[Davasar]

I don't relate to cowardice all that well I suppose



Now gimme a nasty, mean guerilla fighter who is jacking Darkspawn whenever he gets the chance cause they ruined his homeland...and not fleeing said homeland?



That's my kinda hero

[Anarya]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

Oh that would be the Warden...except ya know...the Warden WON

Also, wasn't she referring to Cailan?

I didn't have anyone in particular in mind. The guy *that* ballad would be about wouldn't be remembered by history was the point I was making, lol. I guess Cailan fits though.

[nuclearpengu1nn]

put the volume up you can actually hear the song

[Merllle]

Davasar wrote...


*minstrels playing for Hawke*

Bravely bold Hawke
Rode forth from Lothering.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Hawke.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Hawke.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Hawke.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
Eh, what's this?" 

**Blight comes to Lothering, Hawke flees**

Craven Hawke ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Hawke turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Hawke!
("I never!")

If I was a party member, you'd have gotten instant full approval with me <3

[Davasar]

Anarya wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

Oh that would be the Warden...except ya know...the Warden WON

Also, wasn't she referring to Cailan?

I didn't have anyone in particular in mind. The guy *that* ballad would be about wouldn't be remembered by history was the point I was making, lol. I guess Cailan fits though.

Well, since Cailan was actually fighting bravely...and a coward left him there to die...that only proves one thing....


Loghain and Hawke both went to the same Military School of Cowardice where they both majored in Capitulation, Surrender and Fleeing 

[Davasar]

Merllle wrote...

Davasar wrote...


*minstrels playing for Hawke*

Bravely bold Hawke
Rode forth from Lothering.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Hawke.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Hawke.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Hawke.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--

"That's... that's enough music for now lads,
Eh, what's this?" 

**Blight comes to Lothering, Hawke flees**

Craven Hawke ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Sir Hawke turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Hawke!
("I never!")

If I was a party member, you'd have gotten instant full approval with me <3

Awww shucks

[Anarya]

Davasar wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Davasar wrote...

Oh that would be the Warden...except ya know...the Warden WON

Also, wasn't she referring to Cailan?

I didn't have anyone in particular in mind. The guy *that* ballad would be about wouldn't be remembered by history was the point I was making, lol. I guess Cailan fits though.

Well, since Cailan was actually fighting bravely...and a coward left him there to die...that only proves one thing....


Loghain and Hawke both went to the same Military School of Cowardice where they both majored in Capitulation, Surrender and Fleeing 

Yet one of them was the Hero of River Dane and also a great general and the other one was the Champion of Kirkwall. Sign me up!

I'm not even a Loghain or Hawke fangirl. Look what you've done!

And Cailan would have better served his country by staying in Denerim. But then we'd have a boring game. Sorry Cailan, you get to be the Franz Ferdinand of Ferelden. At least your death was ~glorious~ <3

[Davasar]

LOL?



Not a fangirl?



Thats about as true as this thread being serious

[Anarya]

Davasar wrote...

LOL?

Not a fangirl?

Thats about as true as this thread being serious

No I'm firmly in the Alistair camp if anything. DA fangirl? Obviously or I wouldn't be posting here. I hope you realize that I'm not actually hurt or angry, or even all that serious. I just like to debate.

[joriandrake]

iTomes wrote...

kinda funny actually^^

aye

[Davasar]

Anarya wrote...

Davasar wrote...

LOL?

Not a fangirl?

Thats about as true as this thread being serious

No I'm firmly in the Alistair camp if anything. DA fangirl? Obviously or I wouldn't be posting here. I hope you realize that I'm not actually hurt or angry, or even all that serious. I just like to debate.

I get it.  But put away the pom-poms, you dont need em.

I'll check back on this thread later.

And go date Alistair or something, he detects that you have cheese

See ya later

[Anarya]

Davasar wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Davasar wrote...

LOL?

Not a fangirl?

Thats about as true as this thread being serious

No I'm firmly in the Alistair camp if anything. DA fangirl? Obviously or I wouldn't be posting here. I hope you realize that I'm not actually hurt or angry, or even all that serious. I just like to debate.

I get it.  But put away the pom-poms, you dont need em.

I'll check back on this thread later.

And go date Alistair or something, he detects that you have cheese

See ya later

Hrm am I the only one who sees the irony in this post? Bye then!

[Merllle]

Or we can always call a bard from Orlais!

[Stanley Woo]

Spam.



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