Hey I was the first to be mentioned, so I'm good.
The Poem for the Off Topic Forum
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#52
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:30
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did I mention your name..well?Celrath wrote...
Hey I was the first to be mentioned, so I'm good.
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:33
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I'm happy because even though I've only been chatting to you guys a short time, I got a double mention.
I feel honoured and a bit of a gatecrasher.
I'm just glad you like me *cries*
I feel honoured and a bit of a gatecrasher.
I'm just glad you like me *cries*
#54
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:36
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*hugs*Gemaphrodite wrote...
I'm happy because even though I've only been chatting to you guys a short time, I got a double mention.
I feel honoured and a bit of a gatecrasher.
I'm just glad you like me *cries*
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:40
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Awww that's so pretty, I especially love that part were my persona is loving M.I.A songs.
#56
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:41
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Isabelle Mortello wrote...
Awww that's so pretty, I especially love that part were my persona is loving M.I.A songs.
You know it was out of love.
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:45
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Ghost Lightning wrote...
Isabelle Mortello wrote...
Awww that's so pretty, I especially love that part were my persona is loving M.I.A songs.
You know it was out of love.
I know my brotha, I know.
#58
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 09:57
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only as long as it's brotherly love..your mine!Isabelle Mortello wrote...
Ghost Lightning wrote...
Isabelle Mortello wrote...
Awww that's so pretty, I especially love that part were my persona is loving M.I.A songs.
You know it was out of love.
I know my brotha, I know.
#59
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:01
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Dark Lilith wrote...
only as long as it's brotherly love..your mine!
You have no competition. You know who I love.
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:05
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Ghost Lightning wrote...
Dark Lilith wrote...
only as long as it's brotherly love..your mine!
You have no competition. You know who I love.
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:09
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Cleo tried hoping in that boat. I don't want to feel the cruel humiliation he inflicted upon her.Ghost Lightning wrote...
Dark Lilith wrote...
only as long as it's brotherly love..your mine!
You have no competition. You know who I love.
#62
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:09
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Is it Barack the Barbarian?Ghost Lightning wrote...
You know who I love.
#63
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:10
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@Izzy I told her she was barking up the wrong tree.
@Onlyshallow89 Not even close.
@Onlyshallow89 Not even close.
#64
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:15
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and he never will be either..trust me on this one!Ghost Lightning wrote...
@Izzy I told her she was barking up the wrong tree.
@Onlyshallow89 Not even close.
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:16
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Ghost Lightning wrote...
Capt. Obvious wrote...
Dark Lilith wrote...
the important ones got mentioned...lolllllllllllllllllllllll
So where am I?
you are mentioned too.
Oh wait...
you'll meet the captain of obvious who's usually right
Why, of course I'm right.
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:18
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That was a awesome poem, but there was disturbing lack of "corn" and "holes". And Chicken references for that matter. I kid though, lol
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 23 juillet 2010 - 10:22 .
#67
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:20
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I'm in this poem. ghost rocks!
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:24
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Now ghosts needs to write a epic story!
#70
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:35
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A story you say? What kind?
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:35
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I thought that was in honor of what I commented to him.Ghost Lightning wrote...
MessyPossum wrote...
I'm jail bait?
And you don't even know it....
#72
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:44
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fantasy of course..need help?Ghost Lightning wrote...
A story you say? What kind?
#73
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:55
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Dark Lilith wrote...
fantasy of course..need help?Ghost Lightning wrote...
A story you say? What kind?
Yeah, I think I do. I'm not that good at making cohesive plots
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 10:57
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Something outrageously stupid and random as this Mass Effect fan-fic I stumbled across awhile ago. Here are some highlights.Ghost Lightning wrote...
A story you say? What kind?
#1
Adams: Where all going to die!
Shepard got up and slapped Adams and shook him like a rag doll.
Shepard: Pull yourself together man! We can make it through this!
#2
Kaidan: Just to let you know Commander, I understand how you must feel, Becuase I FEEL, just like you the terrible loss-
Shepard: Kaidan.
Kaidan: Its like a tapeworm inside of you, forcing its way up your throat and out your mouth in a euphoria of vomit and guilt, and you feel like you can't live on in this ugly world, you look at yourself in the mirror-
Shepard: Kaiden!
Kaidan:- you look at yourself and realized just how lumpy the lump on your head is and how horrible your hair is *sobbing* AND THAT NO ONE LOVES YOU-
Shepard took out a paper clip and cut into Kaidan's throat, Kaidan fell to the ground, gurgling and flapiing his arms and legs.
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Fai Dan: Groovy Man....and may the ways of luuuuv, and of the cosmic heart shine down on your coolio cat *meow* of the visor and purple so that the tidal wave of togetherness may push you sea stars toegether, in an eternal embrace on the ocean floor of this mushroom dream of life... Man.
#4
In the other room...
Liara: Turian Councilman, Im pregnate
Turian Councilman: But we havent even started yet!
#5
BACK ON THE FORBIDEN PLANET...Thane hit Conrad in the face with the riflebutt, but the use of stressfull force made the gun go snap. The fragments of the gun snapping came back and hit Thane in the face knocking him down. They stopped Fighting, Conrad's cheek was swollen everywhere and Thane was blind because the shrapnel entered his eyes.
Thane: Hows say we stopped fighting.
Conrad: I don't want to be a SPECTRE ANYMORE!!!
Thane: Comeon grow up.
Conrad: I wish I never med you.
Thane was bout to say something when he heard a faint hummng sound.
Thane: Did you hear that?
Conrad: No.
Conrad could'nt hear well cause cheeks wear swollen over ears too.The humming grew louder.Thane: There it is!!!Conrad looked around but only saw the Fia Dan's Disco Inferno-Sphere.The humming grew louder, till it was almost more a grinding of a motor and chain... A Chain... as in Chain Saw.
For what Thane could hear Conrad turned around,standing behind them was a bright blue pair of sexy asari legs. Conrad began to drool a little as he took in the sight, slowing moving his eyes up. suddenly the sexiness stopped and conrad threw up. It was Joker! whielding his chainsaw.
Joker: Thane I will take you arms, and Conrad I will take your head for my own. And I will become Joker the man with everyone else's arms and legs and heads!!!
Thane: Liara is that you? *Thane reached out with his hand to feel up Liara's legs"
Joker: Not so fast!!!
Joker then sliced a portion of Thane's arm off.
Thane: aaaaaaahhhh! I feel....pain.
Garrus: Stop trying to be cool AND sensitive! Just shutup!
Joker was about to go in for the final blow, but there was a screeching sound and his body was propelled forward as Miranda's car crashed into it.
Pressly: Watch out Lady Driver!
Miranda: What? What? Its not like I hit anything.
Conrad: You did hit a disabled maniac.
Joker: Ugh.
Thane: I'll get him! he will pay for cutting off my arm. say, where is my arm?
Pressly: I thought it was a wolli-pop!
Thane: Ew thats gross.
Pressly: *slobber slobber slobber*
#6
A bullet hit Pressley.
Presley: Whaaaaaa! *slap*
Samara: Who is fireing at us?
Shepard: Miranda toss me the binoculors!
Shepard looked up onto ridge to see who was fireing wepon!
Shepard: ZOMG WTF NORWAY! It's.....a bush....wut? I:0
Miranda: It can't be, I think your binoculars are upside down.
Shep: Oh, your right. *flips binoculars over* lets take another look.........ZOMG its a bush!
Honestly I don't care how you do it, randomness and massive stupidity would be perferable though.
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 23 juillet 2010 - 11:03 .
