soignee wrote...
idk what to do with this thread other then offer DISTRACTION BUTT:

She likes dwarf butts and she can not lie
Her name is soignee and she can't deny
that when she sees that bumpin' dwarven rump
it makes her wanna jump
she gets sprung
it makes her heart beat fast
don't matter what house or caste
Smith, Paragon or Duster
that armor's about to bust-ah
Ancestors, favor me with
a butt that just won't quit
Ortan, Cadash, Aeducan?
It's all good to soignee, you can
tell, if you want well-rounded
she knows you gotta go underground
The Deep Roads' mother lode
is not what you have been told
There is no treasure
compared to the pleasure
So come down
to your neighborhood dwarven town
Those surfacers can't compare
Hit that dwarven derriere. . .
. . .eh, and now I've lost it. Can anyone finish the verse for me?