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Tali Pregnant?

Débuté par Davidrules , juil. 23 2010 02:07

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NICKjnp
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:05

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Siansonea II wrote...

TruYuri wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
I think the Achievement would be called "Lifelong Virgin", because only such people would want to knock up Buckethead.

I don't care that you don't like Tali, I see you post often about how much you dislike her, as I do about Miranda, but that's just plain insulting. You have to be really low to say that.


K.


Quick go post something in the Tali thread or she won't be in the next game.

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Onyx Jaguar
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:06

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I'm sure that space STDs won't discriminate against makeup. I'd hold onto your space condoms.

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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:07

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NICKjnp wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

TruYuri wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
I think the Achievement would be called "Lifelong Virgin", because only such people would want to knock up Buckethead.

I don't care that you don't like Tali, I see you post often about how much you dislike her, as I do about Miranda, but that's just plain insulting. You have to be really low to say that.


K.


Quick go post something in the Tali thread or she won't be in the next game.

Too late for that, if you don't want her in ME3 just kill her off on the mission :lol:

#129
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:07

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

I'm sure Garrus can find his food elsewhere, Turians own the public you know. NOt like them sneaky Quarians


Those stupid space gypsies... they always want to take our jobs and food.

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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:08

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ShamieGTX wrote...

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Humans are levo-amino acid based, quarians are dextro-amino acid based. The two physiologies would not intertwine to create offspring because it is biologically not possible.


Goodbye Condoms....Hello Pleasure... 

And hello fatal allergic reaction ,BSE and other nasty things. Exchanging body fluids with someone with a totally different genetic makeup is not a smart idea.

#131
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:09

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jlb524 wrote...

TALI CANNOT HAVE SHEP'S BABY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I want to make a video

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Onyx Jaguar
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:09

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Wittand25 wrote...

ShamieGTX wrote...

PARAGON87 wrote...

Humans are levo-amino acid based, quarians are dextro-amino acid based. The two physiologies would not intertwine to create offspring because it is biologically not possible.


Goodbye Condoms....Hello Pleasure... 

And hello fatal allergic reaction ,BSE and other nasty things. Exchanging body fluids with someone with a totally different genetic makeup is not a smart idea.


It may not be a smart idea, but it is a great idea

Now I'm not even READING what I am replying to :crying:

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 23 juillet 2010 - 05:10 .

#133
Zack56
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:10

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To all those who care if Tali gets pregnant, this fanfic is as close as your gonna get as to seeing her pregnant.

http://www.fanfictio...ortunate_Mix_Up

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Mozer121
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:11

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Wittand25 wrote...

And hello fatal allergic reaction ,BSE and other nasty things. Exchanging body fluids with someone with a totally different genetic makeup is not a smart idea.


To be perfectly honest though, I'm pretty sure Shep didn't waist anytime with the pullout. I mean if you thought you were going to be dead in a few hours what would you do?

#135
NICKjnp
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:11

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Why bother reading it... this thread will be closed by tomorrow.

#136
Ashira Shepard
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:12

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Tell me I didn't read both the title and OP right...

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didymos1120
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:13

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angj57 wrote...
As you can see, even on Earth, species can have radically different numbers of chromosomes, ranging from 1 to almost 200. If these numbers don't match up, you have no hope of producing a child.


Uh, not exactly.  What it means is that any offspring of such a pairing will have very little chance of being fertile. Still happens though.  Rarely, female mules have been known to breed.  And some hybridizations involving differing karyotypes result in fertile offspring:

http://www.springerl...40004254l2n10w/

http://www.ncbi.nlm..../pubmed/1060807

Also, in general, this is not as much of an issue for plants.  They're much more flexible about the whole chromosome thing.

For instance, a horse has 64 and a donkey has 62. The two can produce a mule, which has 63, but a mule is infertile and incapable of breeding with other mules, so a mule is not a species.


It's sort of treated as one for classification purposes, though.  For example, the formal "species" name for the mule is "E. caballus x E. asinus".  But no, not really a species.

Of course, none of this makes the idea of a Tali-Shep baby any less egregiously stupid.

Modifié par didymos1120, 23 juillet 2010 - 05:14 .

#138
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:13

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AshiraShepard wrote...

Tell me I didn't read both the title and OP right...


and now you know why I don't like them Image IPB

#139
DanielJr
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:13

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I think you guys are giving this too much thought, lol.

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Onyx Jaguar
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:14

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AshiraShepard wrote...

Tell me I didn't read both the title and OP right...


You didn't read both the title and OP

#141
Onyx Jaguar
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:15

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DanielJr wrote...

I think you guys are giving this too much thought, lol.


Nonsense, if my brain was actually working I would reply in mountains of texts.  And by that I mean at two sentences at a time.  

But this topic, no not htis topic again, noooooooooooo

#142
Onyx Jaguar
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:16

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This is what I like to see

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Inquisitor Recon
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:19

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Best renegade option ever!

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didymos1120
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:24

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Posting that pic caused something to occur to me: has anyone attempted to make Dethklok Shepards yet? Murderface Shepard could be serious fun. The hair is a problem though.

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Onyx Jaguar
Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:49

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Yeah, Buckethead is a man, knocking him up would be some sort of magic and evil wickedness that we have not yet seen in our world

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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:50

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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:50

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Yeah, Buckethead is a man, knocking him up would be some sort of magic and evil wickedness that we have not yet seen in our world


Subtle.

#148
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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:50

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A man getting ready to eat a baby and a Quarian with a buldging stomach? Thats par for the course round here

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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 05:51

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KainrycKarr wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Yeah, Buckethead is a man, knocking him up would be some sort of magic and evil wickedness that we have not yet seen in our world


Subtle.


Well we could implant a uterus and reproductive glands into a man, but that would be pointless and too much work

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Posté 23 juillet 2010 - 06:42

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

KainrycKarr wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Yeah, Buckethead is a man, knocking him up would be some sort of magic and evil wickedness that we have not yet seen in our world


Subtle.


Well we could implant a uterus and reproductive glands into a man, but that would be pointless and too much work


You're anti-Talism is slowly killing me, tbh.

also, Metalocalypse = pure, 100%, unadulterated win.
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