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[RedTracer7]

 Thunder rolled, lighting flashed.  But it was the Volus, his hands coated in the visual distortions of a Mass Effect field, that made the most noise.  With a single gesture, the battling fleets of the Reapers and those allied with Shepard parted before him.

They had laughed at him.  They had called him names...

Now?  Now they would experience what happened when mortals angered a God.  They would know fear, and they would tremble before him.

And then they would be swept away by a mighty wind.

Modifié par RedTracer7, 23 juillet 2010 - 06:22 .

[Azint]

You are not the first, Red.

[Goat_Shepard]

Poor me a pint of thead, Red, and I'll toast to your god.

[RedTracer7]

Azint wrote...

You are not the first, Red.

Nor shall I be the last.  But one does not worship within but a single chamber.  The seeds of the revolution must be spread to the four winds, to convert those who wish to see the truth.

[RobotNixon]

He called upon the powers of the universe, and with a divine might known only to those who had feasted on the biotic rich blood of Asari Commandos, tore the ships of those who would mock him asunder with the fury of a thousand Renegades.

But lo and fucking behold, one dared challenge him.

The man wore an absurd helmet with no visor, and spoke in a voice he had not heard in a long time.

"You should take a nap, you'll feel better..."

Modifié par RobotNixon, 23 juillet 2010 - 06:28 .

[RedTracer7]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

And without the correct spelling of thread, I may add.

Loss of effective spelling ability and assorted dizziness are but the first steps towards ascension!  Embrace the insanity!

[Azint]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Nor shall I be the last.  But one does not worship within but a single chamber.  The seeds of the revolution must be spread to the four winds, to convert those who wish to see the truth.

Red is eager to make marks for himself out of plays of whimsical crafts, as this is his wont.

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

He called upon the powers of the universe, and with a divine might known only to those who had feasted on the biotic rich blood of Asari Commandos, tore the ships of those who would mock him asunder with the fury of a thousand Renegades.

Thou shall, forever more, be know as High Priest Nixon, Bestower of the Sacred Inhalant ((Minagen X3)).

[RedTracer7]

 To those who question the Path Of Ascension, may I state a simple truth:

To deny a Biotic God is to invite his anger.  

Only through the inhalation of the most sacred of chemicals, Minagen X3, can thou hope to invite Niftu Cal to withhold his righteous fury.  Only through Ascension can one stand upon the plane of existence visited by so few.

Embrace Eternity Insanity!

[RobotNixon]

Biotic Rich Blood for the Biotic God

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

He called upon the powers of the universe, and with a divine might known only to those who had feasted on the biotic rich blood of Asari Commandos, tore the ships of those who would mock him asunder with the fury of a thousand Renegades.

But lo and fucking behold, one dared challenge him.

The man wore an absurd helmet with no visor, and spoke in a voice he had not heard in a long time.

"You should take a nap, you'll feel better..."

One does not suggest an action to a God.  To do so is to invite his wrath.  Are you mad?

[RobotNixon]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

He called upon the powers of the universe, and with a divine might known only to those who had feasted on the biotic rich blood of Asari Commandos, tore the ships of those who would mock him asunder with the fury of a thousand Renegades.

But lo and fucking behold, one dared challenge him.

The man wore an absurd helmet with no visor, and spoke in a voice he had not heard in a long time.

"You should take a nap, you'll feel better..."

One does not suggest an action to a God.  To do so is to invite his wrath.  Are you mad?

Be at peace, Brother, there is a moral to this story.

"WHAT? Are you mad? I am a BIOTIC GOD!" Our Lord doth cried at the top of his ammonia filled lungs.
His shoulders flashed with the power of our holy magic, ready to end the life of the fool who stood before him.

I believe you know the rest of the story dear brother,
would you use your immense oratory gifts to relay it to our flock?

Modifié par RobotNixon, 23 juillet 2010 - 06:42 .

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RobotNixon wrote...

He called upon the powers of the universe, and with a divine might known only to those who had feasted on the biotic rich blood of Asari Commandos, tore the ships of those who would mock him asunder with the fury of a thousand Renegades.

But lo and fucking behold, one dared challenge him.

The man wore an absurd helmet with no visor, and spoke in a voice he had not heard in a long time.

"You should take a nap, you'll feel better..."

One does not suggest an action to a God.  To do so is to invite his wrath.  Are you mad?

Be at peace, Brother, there is a moral to this story.

"WHAT? Are you mad? I am a BIOTIC GOD!" Our Lord doth cried at the top of his ammonia filled lungs.
His shoulders flashed with the power of our holy magic, ready to end the life of the fool who stood before him.

I believe you know the rest of the story dear brother,
would you use your immense oratory gifts to relay it to our flock?

When a display of his power fell upon unimpressed eyes, Our Lord spoke but a simple truth:  "Feasting on her biotic-rich blood will be the last step to my ascensi-"

It t'was at this point, as the truth of Our Lord overwhelmed the senses of those who stood before him, that Our Lord made a most paragon of decisions.  Thy immortal truth was too much for these mere mortals.

In fact, as thy grand truth broke the very basis of 'the helmeted ones' existence, he stumbled into Our Lord.  One would expect destruction, unholy fire, vengeance, to expel from Our Lord.  And rightfully so, for he is an angry God.

But let it be known, Our Lord is also a forgiving God.  That slight tap happened to coincide with Our Lord's wish to sit upon the floor.

And his wishes are always fulfilled. 

[RobotNixon]

Biotic Rich Blood for the Biotic God



Ahmen.

[RedTracer7]

RobotNixon wrote...

Biotic Rich Blood for the Biotic God

Ahmen.

Indeed.  

[Zulu_DFA]

This, my friend, is by a long shot not the first thread in support of B-GOD. But it's always a heavy risk, so check it out:

http://social.biowar...5/index/1483408

Modifié par Zulu_DFA, 25 juillet 2010 - 12:08 .

[Throw_this_away]

Biotic God will never die.



BioticGodmancers... charge!!!

[RedTracer7]

Zulu_DFA wrote...

This, my friend, is by a long shot not the first thread in support of B-GOD. But it's always a heavy risk, so check it out:

http://social.biowar...5/index/1483408

I have seen your false Thread, proclaiming the virtues of your false Biotic God.  And I am not amused.

[RedTracer7]

**Fires up Defibrillators**



Live!