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[zahra]

AllThatJazz wrote...

Slidell505 wrote...

Aradace wrote...

Arttis wrote...

zahra wrote...

Arttis wrote...

Seriously men do not have emotions.This poll is horrible.

And I am female. This fact of life will never get through to me.  Next, I will assume that you have a basic understanding of color-coordination and the ability to ask for directions. Yay!

I never ask for directions I would rather be lost.Also I just wear grey and black clothes.

You get lost in the 21st century? Seems someone doesnt have a personal GPS

GPS lies it never says go down three blocks take a left, and it always a female voice. That's what I need another women telling me what to do and how I'm doing it wrong.

Of course it lies. It's female. We lie. Plus, it sometimes directs people (men) into rivers and things.

I thought we (every female in the world) all agreed to keep that one a secret?  

[Herr Uhl]

imported_beer wrote...

I feel like growing an epic beard, rug like chest hair, and wrestling a bear until it yelps for mercy.

This has nothing to do with DA2. It is the way I usually feel every morning. Which given that I am a woman creates awkward situations with the native bear population.

Because bears don't like to wrestle with humans without beards. It's in their contract.

[Arttis]

Bears are very trustworthy.

[Chuvvy]

imported_beer wrote...

I feel like growing an epic beard, rug like chest hair, and wrestling a bear until it yelps for mercy.

This has nothing to do with DA2. It is the way I usually feel every morning. Which given that I am a woman creates awkward situations with the native bear population.

And an awkward situation with the men that are also trying to wrestle bears.

[Chuvvy]

Arttis wrote...

Bears are very trustworthy.

That's just what they want you to think.

Modifié par Slidell505, 26 juillet 2010 - 04:13 .

[Arttis]

Question of the day.What bear can you not speak to?

Modifié par Arttis, 26 juillet 2010 - 04:17 .

[Chuvvy]

Arttis wrote...

Question of the day.What female can you trust?

You can't because that would mean opening up emotionally, and we've established that men don't have emotions.

[AllThatJazz]

imported_beer wrote...

I feel like growing an epic beard, rug like chest hair, and wrestling a bear until it yelps for mercy.

This has nothing to do with DA2. It is the way I usually feel every morning. Which given that I am a woman creates awkward situations with the native bear population.

Poor Imported_Bear. 

[AllThatJazz]

zahra wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Slidell505 wrote...

Aradace wrote...

Arttis wrote...

zahra wrote...

Arttis wrote...

Seriously men do not have emotions.This poll is horrible.

And I am female. This fact of life will never get through to me.  Next, I will assume that you have a basic understanding of color-coordination and the ability to ask for directions. Yay!

I never ask for directions I would rather be lost.Also I just wear grey and black clothes.

You get lost in the 21st century? Seems someone doesnt have a personal GPS

GPS lies it never says go down three blocks take a left, and it always a female voice. That's what I need another women telling me what to do and how I'm doing it wrong.

Of course it lies. It's female. We lie. Plus, it sometimes directs people (men) into rivers and things.

I thought we (every female in the world) all agreed to keep that one a secret?  

Sh*t! We did, didn't we? Errr, never mind about the lying thing, I was ..er ... lying. Dammit.

[Chuvvy]

AllThatJazz wrote...

imported_beer wrote...

I feel like growing an epic beard, rug like chest hair, and wrestling a bear until it yelps for mercy.

This has nothing to do with DA2. It is the way I usually feel every morning. Which given that I am a woman creates awkward situations with the native bear population.

Poor Imported_Bear. 

I'm sure she can relax with a nice imported beer.

Also I see what you did there.

[Arttis]

Poor bears forced into awkward situations by a woman with man envy.

[Chuvvy]

AllThatJazz wrote...

zahra wrote...
I thought we (every female in the world) all agreed to keep that one a secret? 

Sh*t! We did, didn't we? Errr, never mind about the lying thing, I was ..er ... lying. Dammit.

Just like a woman.

[Arttis]

To lie about lying after being caught in a lie about lying all the time.

[Aradace]

Which makes one wonder: Are female/female relationships based on lies?

[Chuvvy]

Aradace wrote...

Which makes one wonder: Are female/female relationships based on lies?

Wait, all relationships aren't based on lies?

[Arttis]

Aradace wrote...

Which makes one wonder: Are female/female relationships based on lies?

All lesbians are lies?OMG!!!

[Aradace]

Slidell505 wrote...

Aradace wrote...

Which makes one wonder: Are female/female relationships based on lies?

Wait, all relationships aren't based on lies?

Good point, touche

[zahra]

AllThatJazz wrote...

zahra wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Slidell505 wrote...

Aradace wrote...

Arttis wrote...

zahra wrote...

Arttis wrote...

Seriously men do not have emotions.This poll is horrible.

And I am female. This fact of life will never get through to me.  Next, I will assume that you have a basic understanding of color-coordination and the ability to ask for directions. Yay!

I never ask for directions I would rather be lost.Also I just wear grey and black clothes.

You get lost in the 21st century? Seems someone doesnt have a personal GPS

GPS lies it never says go down three blocks take a left, and it always a female voice. That's what I need another women telling me what to do and how I'm doing it wrong.

Of course it lies. It's female. We lie. Plus, it sometimes directs people (men) into rivers and things.

I thought we (every female in the world) all agreed to keep that one a secret?  

Sh*t! We did, didn't we? Errr, never mind about the lying thing, I was ..er ... lying. Dammit.

Quick! Look helpless and delicate! If that doesn't work throw raw steaks to create a diversion!

[Arttis]

We know your plan!

Steaks won't work without BBQ sauce!

[Chuvvy]

zahra wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

zahra wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Of course it lies. It's female. We lie. Plus, it sometimes directs people (men) into rivers and things.

I thought we (every female in the world) all agreed to keep that one a secret?  

Sh*t! We did, didn't we? Errr, never mind about the lying thing, I was ..er ... lying. Dammit.

Quick! Look helpless and delicate! If that doesn't work throw raw steaks to create a diversion!

I expect there to be some A1 on that steak. Or show some skin, one or the other. Preferably the steak and A1.

Modifié par Slidell505, 26 juillet 2010 - 04:30 .

[Aradace]

Arttis wrote...

We know your plan!
Steaks won't work without BBQ sauce!

Or at least A1

[hoysexyjew]

zahra wrote...

Arttis wrote...

Seriously men do not have emotions.This poll is horrible.

And I am female. This fact of life will never get through to me.  Next, I will assume that you have a basic understanding of color-coordination and the ability to ask for directions. Yay!

Hey!... I can color coordinate...

[Arttis]

What is color coordination?!

[Ichika]

Group hug!