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[Aradace]

TS2Aggie wrote...

Hawke ending a conversation with 'I Should Go'. But only once.

Dont know why but I LOL'd at this so hard

[Captain Iglo]

Bobad wrote...

How about a bunch of guys playing a card game in a a tavern, complaining that the card game has changed too much since they first started playing it, and now it's only designed to appeal to new players, alienating those who preferred the old card game?.

Genius!

[Girchou]

When someone invents a music storage device called the U-pod and he is just shouted at and told to leave.

[munananustaja]

Dirty pantaloons in every dragon age and golem.

[Annie_Dear]

"No Hawke, YOU are the Darkspawn"

[Bobad]

Hawke meets some awful auld hag, who tasks him with a riddle regarding the importance of unity in his team and what may be the most fragile element of this, upon failing the riddle he is told 'You are the weakest link, goodbye!'.



Hawke can then proceed to decapitate and/or defenestrate said awful auld hag.

[Girchou]

Bobad wrote...

Hawke meets some awful auld hag, who tasks him with a riddle regarding the importance of unity in his team and what may be the most fragile element of this, upon failing the riddle he is told 'You are the weakest link, goodbye!'.

Hawke can then proceed to decapitate and/or defenestrate said awful auld hag.

This. In every way, this.

[Chuvvy]

Just a random Tardis somewhere. That would be awesome.

[CaribWarrior J]

"Nobody expects the Tevinter Inquisition!"

[Captain Crash]

You overhear a conversation between patrons in the pub where Scleets attack a village, gauge out the villagers eyes and lay eggs in their eye sockets!! Scary

[TheSpaceKraken]

DA's equivalent of the refund guy.

[TheSpaceKraken]

Captain Crash wrote...

You overhear a conversation between patrons in the pub where Scleets attack a village, gauge out the villagers eyes and lay eggs in their eye sockets!! Scary

Schleets don't lay eggs!

[Bobad]

Hawke is standing in a forest talking to some random encounter travelling merchant dwarf, who for someone that gets about and sees Hawke regularly, has bugger all to say.



After dealing with the less than garulous merchant, as Hawke walks away three red dots trace across hisback, he then turns back to the merchant and says, 'did you just ask me if I want some candy?'

[Jamie_edmo]

Sandal branded sandals

[Arttis]

TheSpaceKraken wrote...

DA's equivalent of the refund guy.

If you want a refund you must present your mark of purchase?
Customer complains that the mark in the bucket washed away?
Tells the guy he can't help him?
Well I guess it could work...

[Aradace]

Captain Iglo wrote...

Bobad wrote...

How about a bunch of guys playing a card game in a a tavern, complaining that the card game has changed too much since they first started playing it, and now it's only designed to appeal to new players, alienating those who preferred the old card game?.

Genius!

Bitter much? (to the original quote >.> lol)

[mdfitz2]

a random qunari walks into a store and says give me all your cookies

[Johnson45]

mdfitz2 wrote...

a random qunari walks into a store and says give me all your cookies

This...

Or, upon being told they have no cookie:

"So, the cookie... was a lie."

[Dave of Canada]

An Archer sitting in a tower talking about how amazing bowstrings are and wondering how he lived without them for so long.

[Omen72]

A town defended by the "Knights of Ni"

[Patriciachr34]

A random encounter where the person says, "I'm sorry Hawke. I need to finish these calibrations."



A pick up line overheard by Hawke, "Give me some sugar baby!" or, "But that was just pillow talk!"

[attend]

You have to defeat a rabbit infected with darkspawn blood that is killing any traveler that comes near its lair. Rabbitskern...or better yet a nug and you can only kill it with the Chanty approved Holy Bomb.



Run Away! Run Away!

[attend]

I always thought one of the Redcliffe zombies should have asked for brains as they attack.

[Dave of Canada]

slimgrin wrote...

I want a side quest for the Holy Grail, one that lasts all of 10 minutes.

Then you get a non-standard game over showing you get arrested for killing the narrator.