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[langelog]

Epantiras wrote...

I sense we'll see a "priiize" or someone "assuming control"...

Flemeth possesses Bethany and while doing so, she says in Harbinger's voice "assuming direct control", both Flemeth and Bethany's eyes glow bright yellow. Hawke-"What the **** just happened?"

[Sneelonz]

Oh! I have another one: There's a city that's having an annual Bazaar, but as it turns out, the people running it misplaced the all the prizes, making all the citizens angry.

[Biserthebomb]

There is a troll that lives under a bridge...



when you try to cross the bridge, he throws obnoxious lines of text at you, and jeers at your low pixel count.

[langelog]

Biserthebomb wrote...

There is a troll that lives under a bridge...

when you try to cross the bridge, he throws obnoxious lines of text at you, and jeers at your low pixel count.

With a wooden sign posted near the bridge that reads, "Don't feed the trolls!"

[Biserthebomb]

langelog wrote...

Biserthebomb wrote...

There is a troll that lives under a bridge...

when you try to cross the bridge, he throws obnoxious lines of text at you, and jeers at your low pixel count.

With a wooden sign posted near the bridge that reads, "Don't feed the trolls!"

When you read the sign, the troll comes up to you and you enter into dialogue with him, and whenever you respond to anything he says, a troll baby crawls out from under the bridge and adds more dialogue you have to sift through. The only way to permanently kill the troll is with Javier's Hammer, a tier 20billion weapon that you unlock by bribing david gaider....
 (i kid i kid)

[Demx]

ParalyzedHero wrote...

We should get an easter egg where a man asks Hawke "You don't remember me? Its-a me, Mario!"

Someone played Assassin's Creed 2.

[What?]

I want to walk by a castle and see 'Fereldani ite domum' written on the wall.

[ZaroktheImmortal]

Bobad wrote...

KLUME777 wrote...

You should be able to rob and kill a character that look like shepherd and is called shepherd

and is in fact a shepherd.

How about just a Shepard named Shepard. And if you talk to him he says "Hawke" and if you leave the conversation straight away you’ll respond by saying "Shepard"

"Hawke"

"Shepard"

[ZaroktheImmortal]

How about overhearing a convesation in which a character says "Can I get you a ladder so you can get off my back"

[Jimmy Fury]

Mary Kirby is entirely responsible for me wanting 1 tiny Good Omens reference somewhere in the game. Anything will do really.

Other than a Dog named Dog that is.

[Special_Agent_Goodwrench]

I want a smartass, genre savvy response in which Hawke can REALLY take out her/his frustrations on the NPCs.
 
Something like the one in Baldur's Gate: "OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

And end it with the NPC having a totaly freaked out look on his/her face. That would be pure gold.

Modifié par DrunkDeadman, 31 juillet 2010 - 07:27 .

[attend]

Cookie for Langelog.



I want Mary Kirby to bring back the ten cats.

[Tinxa]

A travelling magician (entertainer not an actual mage) entertaining the village children calling out "enchantment" everytime the PC walks by.



A chasind barbarian called Conan that the player can ask: "What is best in life?" (only What? in the dialogue wheel:p) and he replies: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[Tinxa]

And of course a LadyHawke easter egg HAS to be in DA2!!!



A random encounter where you come across a lady in the forest with a wolf by her side.

[Bobad]

At the end game Hawke is contemplating his journey in his castle, when an assasin sneaks in to try and kill him, Hawke chases him out saying that he "shouldn't have brought a dagger to a crossbow fight', only to be shot down by several archers waiting on the balcony above,

Modifié par Bobad, 01 août 2010 - 01:28 .

[BartusssBP]

Random Encounter : You see Normandy. When you get close to it you find Shepard and he says " Woopsie wrong game" xD

[LPPrince]

You pick up a Codex page.



"Massive Effectiveness"



-A series of novels written by an elven priestess. It tells the tale of Norman Dee, a human shepard. Over the course of the trilogy of epics, he overcomes many personal battles and forms a team of his closest friends to take down the Reaper, an human that planned to kill all of the dalish elves. It made waves with elves, due to its emotional ending. Norman gave his life to finish the Reaper, but before he died, he grabbed his lover and told her sweetly, "I should go". It was received well in elven circles, showing them that not all humans were evil. Some cast it aside for combining the genres of "human sympathy" with the more traditional "elven lore". It was the priestess' most successful series to date. She now plans to release a new series entitled, "The Age of Dragons", a series based on current events and the ever changing Dragon Age.

[fightingmonkey94]

Random encounter
You see a lone beard on the road. when you touch it you become compelled to try and wear it. when you put it on you become DUNCAN

Modifié par fightingmonkey94, 01 août 2010 - 02:24 .

[Cancermeat]

i would like to see somebody from the baldurs gate series like Saravok or Viconia

[Riona45]

Cancermeat wrote...

i would like to see somebody from the baldurs gate series like Saravok or Viconia

Well, DA:O actually had "Edwina."

LPPrince, that was funny!

Modifié par Riona45, 01 août 2010 - 02:34 .

[Bobad]

fightingmonkey94 wrote...

Random encounter
You see a lone beard on the road. when you touch it you become compelled to try and wear it. when you put it on you become DUNCAN

I'd prefer that after donning the beard, you are only allowed to perform actions the reverse of any morality you had previously displayed.

[deathcatch-22]

Hawke is on a quest.S/He tries to find out who is the responsible for multiple deaths.s/he finds a man who works for the killer.Hawke captures him and asks questions.while killer's man trying to earn some time, Hawke sees a renegade option flashing at the right bottom of the screen and says: "what the f...?!"

Modifié par deathcatch-22, 01 août 2010 - 03:51 .

[joriandrake]

slimgrin wrote...

ZaroktheImmortal wrote...

Bobad wrote...

KLUME777 wrote...

You should be able to rob and kill a character that look like shepherd and is called shepherd

and is in fact a shepherd.

How about just a Shepard named Shepard. And if you talk to him he says "Hawke" and if you leave the conversation straight away you’ll respond by saying "Shepard"

"Hawke"

"Shepard"

I like it.  :happy:

easier and better

[Jacks Smirking Revenge]

A random person calling/looking for their Mabari Warhound



Random Boy/Girl: [insert love interest for imported warden] where are you?

Random Boy/Girl: Has anyone seen a Mabari wondering about?