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[RiptideX1090]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
You gonna post there?

No, to read LJ and your stuff, silly.

OH.

Sweet.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Hmmm.
Vengeance is good. I like Vengeance.

Indeed. I am waiting eagerly for the next few (far?) chapters to see whose ass Daro'Xen kicks first.

We aren't spoiling anything.

Suffice it to say. I do enjoy a good bout of... painful justice...

[SpaceBuscuit]

Anyone else find Anaya kinda cute? Not normally into Asari, and obviously she's no Tali, but just completed Samara's recruitment mission again, and thought there was a little something about her.

[Aesaar]

I think Xen will need far more than two graves.

Actually, scratch that.  They don't deserve graves.

Modifié par Aesaar, 01 août 2010 - 06:20 .

[mikethor007]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Hmmm.
Vengeance is good. I like Vengeance.

Indeed. I am waiting eagerly for the next few (far?) chapters to see whose ass Daro'Xen kicks first.

Starting with the red sand junkie or the fatso manager?

[RiptideX1090]

Aesaar wrote...

I think Xen will need far more than two graves.

Actually, scratch that.  They don't deserve graves.

Omega doesn't have the soil for graves.

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

Starting with the red sand junkie or the fatso manager?

I have a feeling red sand junkie will be making a return, and won't be joining those in the grave. Can't say the same for the manager. Anyhow, this is offtopic. Suggest a return to Tali.

I love that little hop... Tali's getting read for a pouncing... <3<3<3

[Water Dumple]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...
Wouldn't you want Azint to be here?
Of course, there's always the chance that he got Laecent banned as well, and is just lurking at the moment.

I would, but like Rune says, show must go on.  Schedule to keep and all.  Maybe other people showed up with the express intent of seeing it tonight.

I wasn't here for the last day or so, did something big happen? Sounds like bans were issued.

[NuclearBuddha]

Water Dumple wrote...
I wasn't here for the last day or so, did something big happen? Sounds like bans were issued.

Dunno myself.  Azint gets himself banned in other threads usually.

[NuclearBuddha]

Ever since I put pen to paper and began this futile chronicle, I have dreaded this moment. My fear of reliving it even within the safe confines of the page is exceeded only by the expectation of relating a single other moment, though the demands of chronology force me to withhold that revelation for the time being. Rest assured, patient reader, I will reveal all no matter how desirous I am to remain silent. Grant me this temporary stay whilst I collect what is left of my nerve, knowing that before the end I am compelled to leave this record even if I doubt it shall cause any impact beyond what nameless fears it might engender in the individual reader. It is the nature of this accursed cycle that the unfortunate few shall know the unutterable truth, and the wretched majority will be left to spend their remaining seconds in inchoate and bewildered terror when the end comes with all its incarnate nightmares.

The scene atop the cyclopean spire of the Citadel was worthy of Roerich in its fantastic setting. The roughly flat apex was lit by a few oil lanterns set about, though the light was chiefly shed up in vain at the depthless black of the sky and had not been visible to us as we climbed. Thus, the queerly slick and reflective surface of the dark monolith was like a disk of obsidian set adrift in an endless void, ringed all about by colorless vapors that caught and magnified the wavering, thaumatrophically cast shadows. Only a blasphemous realist like the now-shunned and vanished Pickman might have rendered the more personal tableau of those arrayed upon this portentous stage, though. A lesser author, or even a greater one, perhaps over-enamoured of the impressionist movement, would have cloaked the scene in churning, prismatic ephemera and lost the true nightmare quality. What lay before us was undeniably real, laden with minute detail, from the mud insinuated into the hems of Miss Zorah’s skirt, the raw redness of Inspector Vakarian’s knuckles as he brought his rifle to his shoulder, the gloss of sweat upon the brows of M. Arterius’ swarthy adherents.

What imparted that wet gleam to the otherwise matte surface of the Citadel was blood. The dark crimson liquid fountained from the gashed throat of a struggling Cossack whose arms were pinioned by a pair of Turks, spilling across the zenith of that monstrous stone. M. Arterius held the sacrificial blade, for this could only be some sort of sinister ritual, in his remaining hand, and cast it aside to raise his arms to the blank heavens. He gave voice to a nightmarishly distorted cry, which was echoed with heathen ululations from his Turkish followers.

“Ia! Ia! Nazara fhtagn!”

Modifié par NuclearBuddha, 01 août 2010 - 06:37 .

[Homebound]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

mikethor007 wrote...

Starting with the red sand junkie or the fatso manager?

I have a feeling red sand junkie will be making a return, and won't be joining those in the grave. Can't say the same for the manager. Anyhow, this is offtopic. Suggest a return to Tali.

I love that little hop... Tali's getting read for a pouncing... <3<3<3

What did I tell you? Dem legs r spring-loaded.  I wonder how far Quarians can jump..Where did this happen btw? I dont remember anything close to whats in that scene in the game.

[Water Dumple]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Water Dumple wrote...
I wasn't here for the last day or so, did something big happen? Sounds like bans were issued.

Dunno myself.  Azint gets himself banned in other threads usually.

Seems unlike him. Well...I suppose he does snark everything. Possibly a fairly common thing, then.

On the subject of the hop, Veetor also does it in a certain conversation.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Ever since I put pen to paper and began this futile chronicle, I have dreaded this moment. My fear of reliving it even within the safe confines of the page is exceeded only by the expectation of relating a single other moment, though the demands of chronology force me to withhold that revelations for the time being. Rest assured, patient reader, I will reveal all no matter how desirous I am to remain silent. Grant me this temporary stay whilst I collect what is left of my nerve, knowing that before the end I am compelled to leave this record even if I doubt it shall cause any impact beyond what nameless fears it might engender in the individual reader. It is the nature of this accursed cycle that the unfortunate few shall know the unutterable truth, and the wretched majority will be left to spend their remaining seconds in inchoate and bewildered terror when the end comes with all its incarnate nightmares.

Hello...

[cannedcream]

((And now for the minific so EPIC that it broke CC's computer for 2 weeks!))

And now it's time for yet another adventure for 'Conrad Verner: Man on the Edge!'
This week's episode: 'The Krogan Conundrum!'

We find our intrepid hero roaming the streets of Omega, looking for wrongs to right, when a sudden shriek of terror cuts through the air!

Conrad: Hark! My keen senses have detected the desperate cry of a damsel in distress! This sounds like a job for Conrad Verner!

Our powerful protagonist takes off like a shot, darting in and out of the dismissive crowds as he follows the pitiful pleas to their proprietor. Stepping into a dark, gloomy ally our hero discovers some despicable krogan assaulting a scared asari.

Conrad: Tsk, tsk. Attacking a defenseless young woman. Did your mothers teach you no shame?

Krogan 1: And just who the hell are you?

Krogan 2: *gasp* That's Conrad Verner! He's a man on the edge with nothing to lose!

Krogan 1: Oh, he'll lose plenty; like that handsome and chiseled jaw if he doesn't get out of here. 

Asari: Please sir, save me!

Conrad: Sorry fellows, but I could never decline a request from a pretty girl. Now what say we end this peacefully?

Krogan 1: Never! Get him!

The cranky krogan makes a reckless rush for our confident champion, the beast's behemoth fist flashing through the air. Without a blink of his eye our hero catches the swing in his powerful palm, pausing the pitiful punch. With a twist of his wrist, courageous Conrad snapped the krogan's arm like kindling.

With enormous eyes, the second krogan frightfully flees the scene, taking with him his bruised and battered brother.

Asari: Oh, thank you! You're my hero!

The delighted dame throws herself into our champions chest, snuggling her savior.

Conrad: It was nothing, ma'am. All in a days work for Conrad Verner.

Asari: Please, let me reward you properly.

Conrad: Well that's mighty tempted, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline. You see I'm already married to a pretty little girl and her name is justice! And also to my wife. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a whole galaxy out there, waiting for my help.

Asari: Will I ever see you again?

Conrad: Maybe, ma'am. Wherever there's trouble, I'll be there. Wherever there's injustice, I'll be there. Wherever there's danger, I'll be there. That's just what I do. And now; I'm off!

Asari: There goes the bravest person I've ever known. He truly was. . .a man on the edge.

That's all the time we have for this week Conrad fans, but be sure to join us next time for another thrilling episode of: Conrad Verner: Man on the Edge!

[uhdnrt]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Damn... slow tonight...

Trying to write a minific.
This shit is harder than it looks. Doesn't help I suck at writing, though.

Jones, Buddha, and I make it look easy, huh?

Chopped liver, am I?

[NuclearBuddha]

cannedcream wrote...

GASP!  I... wait... something's happening to my computer.  No!  Don't read the fic everyone, it's killing my compu

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

((And now for the minific so EPIC that it broke CC's computer for 2 weeks!))

-I'MAMANONTHEEDGEsnip-

Oh my God...

I can't stop laughing...

[SpaceBuscuit]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

*hploveSNIP*

What do you say, guys? Just for the loyal crowd tonight?

Whoooooooo!

Just read Borrowed Time. Maybe a little behind in this, but that's some good work. Enjoyed it muchly.

[mikethor007]

cannedcream wrote...

((And now for the minific so EPIC that it broke CC's computer for 2 weeks!))

And now it's time for yet another adventure for 'Conrad Verner: Man on the Edge!'
This week's episode: 'The Krogan Conundrum!'

We find our intrepid hero roaming the streets of Omega, looking for wrongs to right, when a sudden shriek of terror cuts through the air!

Conrad: Hark! My keen senses have detected the desperate cry of a damsel in distress! This sounds like a job for Conrad Verner!

Our powerful protagonist takes off like a shot, darting in and out of the dismissive crowds as he follows the pitiful pleas to their proprietor. Stepping into a dark, gloomy ally our hero discovers some despicable krogan assaulting a scared asari.

Conrad: Tsk, tsk. Attacking a defenseless young woman. Did your mothers teach you no shame?

Krogan 1: And just who the hell are you?

Krogan 2: *gasp* That's Conrad Verner! He's a man on the edge with nothing to lose!

Krogan 1: Oh, he'll lose plenty; like that handsome and chiseled jaw if he doesn't get out of here. 

Asari: Please sir, save me!

Conrad: Sorry fellows, but I could never decline a request from a pretty girl. Now what say we end this peacefully?

Krogan 1: Never! Get him!

The cranky krogan makes a reckless rush for our confident champion, the beast's behemoth fist flashing through the air. Without a blink of his eye our hero catches the swing in his powerful palm, pausing the pitiful punch. With a twist of his wrist, courageous Conrad snapped the krogan's arm like kindling.

With enormous eyes, the second krogan frightfully flees the scene, taking with him his bruised and battered brother.

Asari: Oh, thank you! You're my hero!

The delighted dame throws herself into our champions chest, snuggling her savior.

Conrad: It was nothing, ma'am. All in a days work for Conrad Verner.

Asari: Please, let me reward you properly.

Conrad: Well that's mighty tempted, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline. You see I'm already married to a pretty little girl and her name is justice! And also to my wife. Now if you'll excuse me, there's a whole galaxy out there, waiting for my help.

Asari: Will I ever see you again?

Conrad: Maybe, ma'am. Wherever there's trouble, I'll be there. Wherever there's injustice, I'll be there. Wherever there's danger, I'll be there. That's just what I do. And now; I'm off!

Asari: There goes the bravest person I've ever known. He truly was. . .a man on the edge.

That's all the time we have for this week Conrad fans, but be sure to join us next time for another thrilling episode of: Conrad Verner: Man on the Edge!

Good way to make my train of thoughts lurch and change tracks.

[Aesaar]

cannedcream wrote...
Conrad: Maybe, ma'am. Wherever there's trouble, I'll be there. Wherever there's injustice, I'll be there. Wherever there's danger, I'll be there. That's just what I do. And now; I'm off!

"Wherever bicycles are broken or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready, ready to smash the communists..."

First thing I thought of when I read that line.

Modifié par Aesaar, 01 août 2010 - 06:44 .

[RiptideX1090]

Best... thing... ever.