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[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

When you consider that the Deck above has badasses like Garrus, Samara, and Legion...

Holy ****.

Tali is a ****ing monster.

Well, on average Tali is on Deck 3 if you add in the time she spends on Deck 1.

EDIT: You know what? I'M PROUD OF STARTING OUT THIS PAGE LIKE THIS!

Modifié par Kikaimegami, 02 août 2010 - 05:50 .

[RiptideX1090]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Holy ****.
Tali is a ****ing monster.

I'm ok with this.

Yes.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SU37 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...my god, I think you're right.

Zaeed, Jack, Grunt.. all on Deck 4!

The quarian pounce is deadly....

When you consider that the Deck above has badasses like Garrus, Samara, and Legion...

Holy ****.

Tali is a ****ing monster.

And Shepard feels the need to organize his crew into categories.
Slightly obsessive compulsive, maybe?

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SU37 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...my god, I think you're right.

Zaeed, Jack, Grunt.. all on Deck 4!

The quarian pounce is deadly....

When you consider that the Deck above has badasses like Garrus, Samara, and Legion...

Holy ****.

Tali is a ****ing monster.

Tali: Listen very carefully. I own this Deck. Every weld, every pipe, every single thing you see.

[cannedcream]

Kikaimegami wrote...


Well, on average Tali is on Deck 3 if you add in the time she spends on Deck 1.

EDIT: You know what? I'M PROUD OF STARTING OUT THIS PAGE LIKE THIS!

*snip*

There. Tali has officially been on every deck. She wins Normandy.

[Su37]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Tali: Listen very carefully. I own this Deck. Every weld, every pipe, every single thing you see.

I imagine Jack having a hard time with this.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...


Tali: Listen very carefully. I own this Deck. Every weld, every pipe, every single thing you see.

Ma'am, yes ma'am.

[CptSkull]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SU37 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...my god, I think you're right.

Zaeed, Jack, Grunt.. all on Deck 4!

The quarian pounce is deadly....

When you consider that the Deck above has badasses like Garrus, Samara, and Legion...

Holy ****.

Tali is a ****ing monster.

Tali: Listen very carefully. I own this Deck. Every weld, every pipe, every single thing you see.

Irish Engineer: Me too?

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

SU37 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

...my god, I think you're right.

Zaeed, Jack, Grunt.. all on Deck 4!

The quarian pounce is deadly....

When you consider that the Deck above has badasses like Garrus, Samara, and Legion...

Holy ****.

Tali is a ****ing monster.

Tali: Listen very carefully. I own this Deck. Every weld, every pipe, every single thing you see.

I have the image of Tali getting all of the deck four inhabitants together, and threatening to pull Grunt's plate off with her knife, overload Jack's nervous system, and blind Zaeed's other eye if they decide to give Shepard ****.

Don't **** with the quarian and her captain.

[Collider]

The amount of truth mrsph has been posting is almost overwhelming.

[Su37]

mrsph wrote...

Garrus is scared of Tali. That should tell you something.

Remember to stay hydrated.

[TMA LIVE]

NCLanceman wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

When you consider that the Deck above has badasses like Garrus, Samara, and Legion...

Holy ****.

Tali is a ****ing monster.

Well, she does have a few things other characters don't.

At first I thought that was protection. Then I realized it was a grenade.

[RiptideX1090]

mrsph wrote...

Garrus is scared of Tali. That should tell you something.

The epic tier badass who took on three of the biggest mercenary groups in Terminus and a gunship single handedly for over a day is scared of that adorable little pouncer.

[Lividity Jones]

TMA LIVE wrote...

At first I thought that was protection. Then I realized it was a grenade.

Kinky.

[SpaceBuscuit]

It'd be great if ME3 ended like Red Dead Redemption. You know, you just spend the last few missions doing mundane stuff and setting up your new life with your LI. Probably wouldn't fit with the ME theme at all, but it would be nice to end the series with Tali living happily ever after

[Collider]

Considering her use and talk about grenades, it would be nice if she actually had one as an ability in ME3.

[NCLanceman]

TMA LIVE wrote...

At first I thought that was protection. Then I realized it was a grenade.

You say that like it's two different things, especially in her line of work.

[Azint]

Shepard: Welcome aboard the Nromandy. I would like to inform you that this is now your hell, I am its ruler, and I command each level. Each deck is a circle of hell, the lower the deck, the more unwelcome you become. I have the upper deck for myself because I oversee this, and evidently I am the most polite because I am having this conversation with you rather than say... me disembowling you with my hands.

The second deck is the largest and this is where my legion of the damned arm themselves and where I lead them. Our resident succubus will flirt with you beyond endurance.

The third deck is where they sleep, tread lightly or you will become the prime source of release. I keep two warriors of broken virtue, a walking shadow, a cold and calculating machine, and a ruthless sniper who I call my second in command. He earned that rank, let that speak to you on how much it really means.

The fourth deck is where we cage the beasts...

Modifié par Azint, 02 août 2010 - 05:58 .

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


I have the image of Tali getting all of the deck four inhabitants together, and threatening to pull Grunt's plate off with her knife, overload Jack's nervous system, and blind Zaeed's other eye if they decide to give Shepard ****.

Don't **** with the quarian and her captain.

Heh. You know, I really could see Tali becoming very protective of Shepard; defending his decisions, threatening anyone who threatens him as well as any of the fifty-thousand other woman in the galaxy that seem to want to jump his bones.

Of course, this would could after the point where Tali finally realized that this isn't a fling or Shepard's 'charity', this is when it finally dawns on her that she and the commander are really 'together' and that what they have is something deep and real. All that great ooy-googy lovey-love stuff.

[RiptideX1090]

Collider wrote...

Considering her use and talk about grenades, it would be nice if she actually had one as an ability in ME3.

She did in the first game.

Seriously. How many girls do you know who actually use grenades? That is in and of itself awesome.

[Collider]

Azint wrote...

Shepard: Welcome aboard the Nromandy. I would like to inform you that this is now your hell, I am its ruler, and I command each level. Each deck is a circle of hell, the lower the deck, the more unwelcome you become. I have the upper deck for myself because I oversee this, and evidently I am the most polite because I am having this conversation with oyu rather than say... me disembowling you with my hands.

The second deck is the largest and this is where my legion of the damned arm themselves and where I lead them. Our resident succubus will flirt with you beyond endurance.

The third deck is where they sleep, trad lightly or you will become the prime source of release. I keep two warriors of broken virtue, a walking shadow, a cold and calculating machine, and a ruthless sniper who I call my second in command. He earned that rank, let that speak to you on how much it really means.

The fourth deck is where we cage the beasts...

Nromandy is a fitting name for the torture dungeon described.

[Kikaimegami]

Azint wrote...

Shepard: Welcome aboard the Nromandy. I would like to inform you that this is now your hell, I am its ruler, and I command each level. Each deck is a circle of hell, the lower the deck, the more unwelcome you become. I have the upper deck for myself because I oversee this, and evidently I am the most polite because I am having this conversation with you rather than say... me disembowling you with my hands.

The second deck is the largest and this is where my legion of the damned arm themselves and where I lead them. Our resident succubus will flirt with you beyond endurance.

The third deck is where they sleep, trad lightly or you will become the prime source of release. I keep two warriors of broken virtue, a walking shadow, a cold and calculating machine, and a ruthless sniper who I call my second in command. He earned that rank, let that speak to you on how much it really means.

The fourth deck is where we cage the beasts...

This is.. it's beautiful.