RedTracer7 wrote...
mrsph wrote...
I always assumed Tali or Wrex was always driving the Normandy. It would explain how ****ty it controlled.
Does Tali=Bad Driving arise from her being female?
....or her three fingers?
....or because she is lacking peripheral vision?
....or because she has never needed to drive on land, cuz she was always on starships?
Shepard: Hey, Tali. Oh, You need some help with that?
Tali: No. I'm a quarian. I can do this in my sleep.
Shepard: Then explain to me why we're heading towards the system's sun.
Tali: It was Joker's fault. He must've inverted the controls or something.
Shepard: Alright, young lady. You might want to step aside and let someone who can steer the ship do it before we're French fries.
Tali: What? Are you saying that because I'm a woman?
Shepard: No, I'm...I'm...yes. Yes I am. And because your driving is about to kill us. Now, would you be so kind to step aside?
Tali: Fine...I'll be in my pod...
Modifié par Someone With Mass, 02 août 2010 - 07:28 .