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[Phil725]

cannedcream wrote...

Do you think, in the future, they've invented a way to cook Hot Pockets so they're NOT molten lava around the edges and solid ice in the center?

Cause that would just be great.

The Normandy microwave would be.  Thanks Tali

Modifié par Phil725, 03 août 2010 - 04:56 .

[Deadeas]

Pacifien wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Do you think, in the future, they've invented a way to cook Hot Pockets so they're NOT molten lava around the edges and solid ice in the center?

Image of Grunt popping Hot Pockets into his mouth like one would pizza rolls.

Heh.

[Lividity Jones]

Pacifien wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Do you think, in the future, they've invented a way to cook Hot Pockets so they're NOT molten lava around the edges and solid ice in the center?

Image of Grunt popping Hot Pockets into his mouth like one would pizza rolls.

Grunt: Battlemaster! These are incredible! I don't know why they weren't part of the tank's implants!

[Orion1836]

Who is this Hawthorne?

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
What...?
I just wanted her to hang up the laundry on the closesline... my lab coat is getting musty...

<_<  There are space washers  for that.

Hawthorne: Yeah! They're called 'women'. Ha ha haaaaa!

Tali:

Hawthorne: Please don't hurt me.

Shepard: No. That's my job.

[RedTracer7]

 REPOST FOR GREATER GLORY:

*Tali and Shepard lay together, quietly enjoying the feel of each other's bare skin as they relax in the afterglow of their first night together*

Shepard: ...So, Tali.  How was your first time?

Tali: 

Shepard: Tali?

Tali:  ...I-I... Your not my first.

Shepard:   What?  Who?  When?

Tali:  Just before I left on my pilgrimmage.....

Shepard:  Who was it?

Tali: Gaery'Oakk nar Rayya.

Shepard: Arg!!!!  He's always ahead of me!!! 

[Wolf Warden]

cannedcream wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
What...?
I just wanted her to hang up the laundry on the closesline... my lab coat is getting musty...

<_<  There are space washers  for that.

Hawthorne: Yeah! They're called 'women'. Ha ha haaaaa!

Tali:

Hawthorne: Please don't hurt me.

Hawthorne is just asking to be put back into Med bay.  I'm not sure what his chances would be against a mad Tali but they can't be much better than they were against the collectors in the Normandy attack...

[Phil725]

Orion1836 wrote...

Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
What...?
I just wanted her to hang up the laundry on the closesline... my lab coat is getting musty...

<_<  There are space washers  for that.

Hawthorne: Yeah! They're called 'women'. Ha ha haaaaa!

Tali:

Hawthorne: Please don't hurt me.

Shepard: No. That's my job.

Hawthorne: No! Not the table! Not again!

[Deadeas]

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

[Lividity Jones]

Deadeas wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

You can blaim me for that one.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...



Grunt: Battlemaster! These are incredible! I don't know why they weren't part of the tank's implants!

Reaper: The humans have perfected a way to put all food into edible tube form. The apex of the galaxy has been reached! The time to strike is now!

[epoch_]

Deadeas wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

They take fanfics very seriously.

[Deadeas]

Lividity Jones wrote...
You can blaim me for that one.

*jones.png*

Oh, yeah...I remember that, I think.

[cannedcream]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Deadeas wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

You can blaim me for that one.

Who would have guessed that one little mini-fic would generate all of this?

[RedTracer7]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Deadeas wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

You can blaim me for that one.

Can't believe I didn't add this to The Guide.

Now fixxed.

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Deadeas wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

You can blaim me for that one.

Can't believe I didn't add this to The Guide.

Now fixxed.

I feel as though my article could do with an update...

[Lividity Jones]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Can't believe I didn't add this to The Guide.

Now fixxed.

You might want to fix the wording here... Kind of misleading...

"This poster congealed all of his racists ideas into another form, which he promptly named Hawthorne."

Hawthorne is an actual character aboard the Normandy. I needed a wisecracking crewmember who hung out in the Mess Hall. Hawthore just happened to be both of those things.

[epoch_]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Deadeas wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

Orion1836 wrote...
Who is this Hawthorne?

Its accepted around the thread that he is the racist scum on the Normandy.  Not actually supported anywhere in game, but makes for a good punching bag.

Never understood where that came from. Makes no sense to me.

You can blaim me for that one.

Can't believe I didn't add this to The Guide.

Now fixxed.

Why am I not on there?

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I feel as though my article could do with an update...

To mention how Reckoning made you more sadistic?

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

I feel as though my article could do with an update...

To mention how Reckoning made you more sadistic?

I'm not sadistic. At least, not to people who don't deserve it.

It's not like I ENJOY what's happening in it...

[RedTracer7]

Lividity Jones wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

Can't believe I didn't add this to The Guide.

Now fixxed.

You might want to fix the wording here... Kind of misleading...

"This poster congealed all of his racists ideas into another form, which he promptly named Hawthorne."

Hawthorne is an actual character aboard the Normandy. I needed a wisecracking crewmember who hung out in the Mess Hall. Hawthore just happened to be both of those things.

Fixxed.  Again.

Good?

[RedTracer7]

epoch_ wrote...

Why am I not on there?

...Because its still a work in progress.  

[epoch_]

RedTracer7 wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Why am I not on there?

...Because its still a work in progress.  

That... is an acceptable answer.

Fun fact: I've been around since page 9 of tali thread 1.0.