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[RedTracer7]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...
Point.  But you are missing a link, a teasing picture...

You also didn't start a conversation specifically selected to eventually invoke your story.

LOL.  I am not the master.  Of advertising, at least.

[CptSkull]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

And this.

and Bioware said it's hard to make a female alien that looks good to a human. 

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Funny you should say that...

I said nothing.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Azint wrote...

Because it's depraved.

Funny you should say that...

Oh, the irony...

[cannedcream]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'd post a teaser, but there's nothing really that can be snipped easily to whet the appetite.

Dude. You said that Wednesday we get to learn about H.P. Lovecraftian Tali.

If my apatite was any more wet, I'd need a drool-guard.

[NuclearBuddha]

CptSkull wrote...
and Bioware said it's hard to make a female alien that looks good to a human. 

Seriously?  You'd think they'd know by now...

[RedTracer7]

CptSkull wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

And this.

and Bioware said it's hard to make a female alien that looks good to a human. 

Still like this one:

[Azint]

cannedcream wrote...

If my apatite was any more wet, I'd need a drool-guard.

Another? But you're already wearing one.

[NCLanceman]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

This is what I'd like to see from the Shadow Broker DLC. If it turns out the squad members won't talk, then the Shadow Broker should be a female turian.

I would also hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Evenin' Tali thread.

[Phil725]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

CptSkull wrote...
and Bioware said it's hard to make a female alien that looks good to a human. 

Seriously?  You'd think they'd know by now...

Clearly Bioware knows nothing of the rampant waves of xenophilia that afflict us

[Ormagodenator]

cannedcream wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

I'd post a teaser, but there's nothing really that can be snipped easily to whet the appetite.

Dude. You said that Wednesday we get to learn about H.P. Lovecraftian Tali.

If my apatite was any more wet, I'd need a drool-guard.

you mean a bucket

[cannedcream]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
*snip*

...Gap, much?

I grant this CC's seal of approval.

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

This is what I'd like to see from the Shadow Broker DLC. If it turns out the squad members won't talk, then the Shadow Broker should be a female turian.

I would also hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Evenin' Tali thread.

The Shadow Broker is a female turian?

Damn...

I don't think anybody would see that coming...

[RedTracer7]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Hang on... Let me see if I can get this to work....

Why... oh why can't a gamer make the news that doesn't look like the Tron guy?!

[CptSkull]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

This is what I'd like to see from the Shadow Broker DLC. If it turns out the squad members won't talk, then the Shadow Broker should be a female turian.

I would also hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Evenin' Tali thread.

The Shadow Broker is a female turian?

Damn...

I don't think anybody would see that coming...

Except for NCLanceman, he saw it coming.

[RedTracer7]

Lividity Jones wrote...

The Shadow Broker is a female turian?

Damn...

I don't think anybody would see that coming...

Thats an interesting thought.  They introduced Batarians through DLC... I think a female turian would be awesome.

[Azint]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Hang on... Let me see if I can get this to work....

Incidentally, I purchased Kick-Ass today.

[Lividity Jones]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Hang on... Let me see if I can get this to work....

Why... oh why can't a gamer make the news that doesn't look like the Tron guy?!

I made the news once...

I don't look like the Tron guy... I hope...

[NuclearBuddha]

Alright.  Fine, RT.

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Coming this Wednesday, on the Tali Thread:  the blood-curdling conclusion of

Call of the Elder Machines

(by NuclearBuddha)

"Children will always be afraid of the dark, and men with minds sensitive to hereditary impulse will always tremble at the thought of the hidden and fathomless worlds of strange life which may pulsate in the gulfs beyond the stars, or press hideously upon our own globe in unholy dimensions which only the dead and the moonstruck can glimpse."

H.P. Lovecraft



Involuntarily bellowing as I wrested myself from mesmerized paralysis, I took several faltering steps forward. My pace strengthened as I continued, until I was at a headlong run straight toward the oncoming host of that which blasphemed and gibbered so mountainously. I would have wept blood had I looked any longer so I shut my eyes, knowing that I did not need to see to reach my destination, only to hurl myself headlong from the crown of the Citadel. If abject fright did not stop my heart, then the annihilating impact with rock or surf below was certain to extinguish me and, I hope, sever the conduit I had become for the Elder Machines. As my feet found empty space, however, a thin, chill hand caught my outflung arm.



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Happy?

(also, dem hips)

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

-HOLY****TREEZOMBIESsnip-

Involuntarily bellowing as I wrested myself from mesmerized paralysis, I took several faltering steps forward. My pace strengthened as I continued, until I was at a headlong run straight toward the oncoming host of that which blasphemed and gibbered so mountainously. I would have wept blood had I looked any longer so I shut my eyes, knowing that I did not need to see to reach my destination, only to hurl myself headlong from the crown of the Citadel. If abject fright did not stop my heart, then the annihilating impact with rock or surf below was certain to extinguish me and, I hope, sever the conduit I had become for the Elder Machines. As my feet found empty space, however, a thin, chill hand caught my outflung arm.

-HOLY****DEMHIPSsnip-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Modifié par Lividity Jones, 03 août 2010 - 06:43 .

[NCLanceman]

CptSkull wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

The Shadow Broker is a female turian?

Damn...

I don't think anybody would see that coming...

Except for NCLanceman, he saw it coming.

Would that make me a visionary? Because that's a really cool word and it'd be neat if it applied to me.

[cannedcream]

NCLanceman wrote...

This is what I'd like to see from the Shadow Broker DLC. If it turns out the squad members won't talk, then the Shadow Broker should be a female turian.

I would also hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Evenin' Tali thread.

Oh. Well. Sorry Liara. The Shadow Broker gets to live.

I can't kill what might possibly be the only living turian female in the universe.

[Azint]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Involuntarily bellowing as I wrested myself from mesmerized paralysis, I took several faltering steps forward. My pace strengthened as I continued, until I was at a headlong run straight toward the oncoming host of that which blasphemed and gibbered so mountainously. I would have wept blood had I looked any longer so I shut my eyes, knowing that I did not need to see to reach my destination, only to hurl myself headlong from the crown of the Citadel. If abject fright did not stop my heart, then the annihilating impact with rock or surf below was certain to extinguish me and, I hope, sever the conduit I had become for the Elder Machines. As my feet found empty space, however, a thin, chill hand caught my outflung arm.