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[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Tali is killed by an intolerant human.
What does Shepard do?

Clearly, he kills humanity.

What the Death Star did to Alderan? Shepard does that to the person who hurt Tali.

With his hands.

[nitefyre410]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Tali is killed by an intolerant human.
What does Shepard do?

 

A coffin,    O2 tank, a razor blade and a Bucket of South American  Bot fly maggots 

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

I'm drinking in your fan rage at this concept.

It has made me more powerful than you can possibly imagine!!!!!!!

[NCLanceman]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Tali is killed by an intolerant human.
What does Shepard do?

Well, the galaxy's gonna be less crowded, that's for damn sure.

[MadCat221]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

I'm drinking in your fan rage at this concept.
It has made me more powerful than you can possibly imagine!!!!!!!

Upper Left Blue.

Not anymore.

[Titanium Man]

Kuul was tough for a turian.  Bigger, thicker armor plates.  He once decked a krogan and didn't even shake out his hand like his friends would've.

Kuul had a mouth for a turian.  He didn't like you or your clothing or your squeeze and he'd tell you up front, splashing a little liquor on your face as he swirled his mug.

Kuul was now falling back-first through a table, smashing glass and table to jagged bits.

"Shepard!" the turian in the blue armor said as his commander walked over to Kuul's form.  Shepard didn't answer or acknowledge.  Just cracked his knuckles loud, even through his black armor.

Kuul got up because he was tough for a turian and wouldn't let some human toss him around like a woman.  He reared back and chopped the air with a right hook.

Kuul found himself on his back again after Shepard knocked his hand aside, grabbed him by the collar and slipped his legs out from underneath.

"It's NOT worth it!" he heard the bucket say.  "Shepard!"

Kuul was tenacious for a turian because he'd been knocked down tons of times and got right back up and kicked your ass and that was it, so he rolled on his other side so he could push back up and sock that look off the human's face.

Kuul rolled the opposite direction instead because the human's boot smashed into his face and it hurt like hell.  His hands covered it, tried to dull the soreness.

"Shepard," he heard the turian say.  "STOP IT."

"I'm done."  That was what Shepard sounded like.  "He'll live.  But next time he runs his mouth I'll make it worse."

Kuul had a mouth for a turian.  He'd walk up to your table, see your girlfriend and say that you were stupid for falling for a thieving gypsy bitch, because that's how all quarians turned out to be.

Shepard had a temper for a human.

[RiptideX1090]

NCLanceman wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Tali is killed by an intolerant human.
What does Shepard do?

Well, the galaxy's gonna be less crowded, that's for damn sure.

Suicide.

Seriously. I'd kill myself. Life wouldn't be worth living.

[SpatFieya]

DAMMIT LANCE.



Never post that picture.



Never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever!

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

MadCat221 wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

I'm drinking in your fan rage at this concept.
It has made me more powerful than you can possibly imagine!!!!!!!

Upper Left Blue.

Not anymore.

NOOOOOOO!
*flees to Internet Korriban*
I'll be back and better than ever!!!!!!!!!!!
Also I've got to go to my "friend" Susan's party so I'm out.
Be back tommorrow.

[NCLanceman]

SpatFieya wrote...

DAMMIT LANCE.

Never post that picture.

Never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever!

I just got here.

I've already coined the term "Bucket Fever", then posted that damn picture.

I'm guessing I get to hold onto my Worst Talimancer Ever™ badge for a while longer.

[Phil725]

NCLanceman wrote...
*snip*

Dem eyes, no visor can conceal that beauty

[nitefyre410]

NCLanceman wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Tali is killed by an intolerant human.
What does Shepard do?

Well, the galaxy's gonna be less crowded, that's for damn sure.

 


That picture is beautiful in a very tragic  way 

[RiptideX1090]

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

I'm a spectre.

I fracture his jaw in eighty places and get away with it.

He will NEVER say another word for as long as he lives again.

[Lividity Jones]

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

Guess who's going into the thresher maw pit?

[Phil725]

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

Looks like Shep is going to be letting the zoo know what he thinks about the "Do not feed the lions" law

Modifié par Phil725, 04 août 2010 - 02:59 .

[Titanium Man]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

I'm a spectre.

I fracture his jaw in eighty places and get away with it.

He will NEVER say another word for as long as he lives again.

See thing I wrote above.

[Phil725]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

Hah

I think this pretty much sums up the entire racism question, next topic

[Azint]

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

I see the zoo attractions are becoming self-aware.

[Water Dumple]

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

"When I take Tali aboard council stations, the customs guys sometimes call her 'that thing'."

[InHarmsWay]

August 4, 2010

Breaking! Quarian Steals Humanity's Greatest Hero Off The Market!


Engineer lives up to her people's reputation!

Today was the day of Galactic hero, Savior of the Citadel, and First Human Spectre: Commander Shepard's wedding. Surprisingly he married a Quarian named Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. Sources say that this was the same Quarian that was on Shepard's crew during the hunt for Saren. Now why he would pick a Quarian of all things to marry is beyond anyone.

"This is an insult to Humanity!" a Terra Firma member said. "Humans should only be with humans. That is the natural order of things. Especially a soldier like Shepard, his genetic line should carry on. Of course I should expect a Quarian to steal him away from the gene pool."

Many wonder why would Shepard choose a Quarian. Considering his status all Galactic Hero Shepard would be able to have any human woman in the galaxy. Some assertions have been made that Shepard was drugged or hypnotized by Tali's rumored indocrination. This led to some protests around the area of the wedding. Due to the heavy C-Sec presence, the protestors got no where near the actual wedding.

Written by: Khalisah Al-Jilani

August 5, 2010

Breaking! Reporter Brutally Murdered




Khalisah Al-Jilani was killed shortly after the release of her article. No witness were around to observe the murder and no suspects have been named or taken into custody. What baffles investigators is the severity of the murder.

"I've seen messed up, but this takes the cake," said Captain Bailey. "It appears she was stabbed multiple times in the chest, then shot in the face, and then finally thrown out of the tenth story window. It also looks like the murderer fired shotgun rounds into her dead body."

Written by: Emily Wong

Modifié par InHarmsWay, 04 août 2010 - 03:08 .

[MadCat221]

InHarmsWay wrote...

August 4, 2010

Breaking! Quarian Steals Humanity's Greatest Hero Off The Market!


Engineer lives up to her people's reputation!

Today was the day of Galactic hero, Savior of the Citadel, and First Human Spectre: Commander Shepard's wedding. Surprisingly he married a Quarian named Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. Sources say that this was the same Quarian that was on Shepard's crew during the hunt for Saren. Now why he would pick a Quarian of all things to marry is beyond anyone.

"This is an insult to Humanity!" a Terra Firma member said. "Humans should only be with humans. That is the natural order of things. Especially a soldier like Shepard, his genetic line should carry on. Of course I should expect a Quarian to steal him away from the gene pool."

Many wonder why would Shepard choose a Quarian. Considering his status all Galactic Hero Shepard would be able to have any human woman in the galaxy. Some assertions have been made that Shepard was drugged or hypnotized by Tali's rumored indocrination. This led to some protests around the area of the wedding. Due to the heavy C-Sec presence, the protestors got no where near the actual wedding.

Written by: Khalisah Al-Jilani

August 5, 2010

Breaking! Reporter Brutally Murdered



Khalisah Al-Jilani was killed shortly after the release of her article. No witness were around to observe the murder and no suspects have been named or taken into custody. What baffles investigators is the severity of the murder.

"I've seen messed up, but this takes the cake," said Captain Bailey. "It appears she was stabbed multiple times in the chest, then shot in the face, and then finally thrown out of the tenth story window. It also looks like the murderer fired shotgun rounds into her dead body."

Written by: Emily Wong

That's one hell of a renegade interrupt...

[Andaius20]

hey folks checking in for the night, anything of interest going on?

[NCLanceman]

mrsph wrote...

*Shepard and Tali are at the zoo*

Some guy: *see's Tali* I didn't know they let the animals out of their cage.

Shepard: *bolts upright at that statement, then shakes his head. He takes a few steps over to the guy and puts a hand on his shoulder.* Truly. Truly. Your stupidity astounds.
Some Guy: Uh-
*Shepard pitches the guy over into the lion pit.*
Some Guy: *shrill scream*
Tali: Wow. Well... that was... kinda extreme? I'm not sure how I feel about this.
Shepard: Think you're going to lose any sleep over it?
Some Guy: My arm! He's chewing off my arm!
Tali: I don't think so.
*Garrus rounds the corner with Dr. Michel*
Garrus: *tilts head* What was that?
Shepard: Nothing of any importance.
Chloe: *peeks around Shepard* Shouldn't someone help him?
Some Guy: Oh god! My blood! It's everywhere!
Tali: You know what's funny? There are signs around the bears and klixen that say 'do not feed', but not here...
Shepard: Huh. Well, there you go.
Chloe: Oh... kay. Hey, Garrus! Let's go see the pyjack cage!
Garrus: You know, they're a lot less cute up close.
Shepard: Explode nicely though.
*Garrus chuckles and the two high-five*
Chloe: *playfully* There's something wrong with you two.
Tali: You get used to it.