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[Zuranamee]

Greetings organics, how goes our thread?

[Lividity Jones]

Primordial Breath wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

There is -of course- another way to do this.

*snip*

Relevant.

-Mordinwon't****ingstopwiththevuvuzelasnip-

What the ****, Thane?!

[Phil725]

Primordial Breath wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

There is -of course- another way to do this.

*snip*

Relevant.

There is so much win in this picture

Jack getting mad at Grunt for stealing a nacho, Urz, Mordin with a Vuvuzela, Tali with the beerhat

[MadCat221]

Primordial Breath wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

There is -of course- another way to do this.

*snip*

Relevant.

Looks like Chakwas may want to brush up on Salarian colonic surgery in a bit... 

[nitefyre410]

Phil725 wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Kalashnikov wrote...
thats just weird

Weird? Did someone say weird?
*snip*

  


*melts  from the cuteness*    

Assuming that's a plain clothes outfit, which it looks like.  Tali's taste in fashion is awesome

 

OF COURSE SHE DOES FOR WE DEMAND IT   

*cough* 

Sorry

[NCLanceman]

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

[Zuranamee]

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

We love this. Anything to crush Miranda's ego.

[Lividity Jones]

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

Ugh... Shepard touched that?

Implications... unpleasant...

[Titanium Man]

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

I forgot which movie and who said what.

[Gust4v]

I liked that pic until I saw Thane.

[Zuranamee]

Titanium Man wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

I forgot which movie and who said what.

Iron Man 2.

[MadCat221]

Titanium Man wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

I forgot which movie and who said what.

Iron Man 1.

Tali = Pepper
Miranda = Christine Everhart, reporter floozie

[Someone With Mass]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

Ugh... Shepard touched that?

Implications... unpleasant...

Indeed. Roles should be reversed. But, then...gah.

[Auzden]

lol Legion is checkin out miranda

[Lividity Jones]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

Ugh... Shepard touched that?

Implications... unpleasant...

Indeed. Roles should be reversed. But, then...gah.

Lose/lose scenario here.

[Someone With Mass]

Gust4v wrote...

I liked that pic until I saw Thane.

He'll probably give Tali hallucinations and a fever. For being a skilled assassin, he's not so bright.

[Titanium Man]

MadCat221 wrote...
Iron Man 1.

Tali = Pepper
Miranda = Christine Everhart, reporter floozie

Ah.  Thank you.

[uhdnrt]

Someone With Mass wrote...

uhdnrt, I read you fic, and I was quite surprised by the result. Didn't think of the asari's...special ability.

And when I read about that quarian who completed his Pilgrimage and was somewhat formal, I thought of Kal'Reegar. Guess he's almost becoming a stereotype.

Sorry, I was away in ficland.  It was intentional.

[PseudoEthnic]

Zuranamee wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

I forgot which movie and who said what.

Iron Man 2.

No, it was the first Iron Man.

[RiptideX1090]

Auzden wrote...

lol Legion is checkin out miranda

"We do not comprehend the organic facination with what we have designated 'the ass'. Quarian equvilent, dubbed 'dat ass', aesthetically superior. Consensus achieved. Tali'Zorah-Chief is more aesthetically pleasing than Miranda-Operative. Beginning dessimination of data."

[Zuranamee]

mrsph wrote...

Gust4v wrote...

I liked that pic until I saw Thane.

The artist was going for something funny and cute, and already said she didn't care about series continuity when she drew it. Relax~

Talimancers are easy to offend, you should have learned that by now.

[Azint]

Why so vengeful?

[NCLanceman]

Titanium Man wrote...

NCLanceman wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

Oh Lord, I partially wrote my Shepard as a mix of Batman and Iron Man, too...

Tali: I have your clothes here; they've been dry cleaned and pressed. And there's a shuttle outside waiting to take you wherever you want to go.
Miranda: You must be the famous Tali'Zorah vas Neema.
Tali: Indeed I am.
Miranda: After all these years, Shepard still has you picking up the dry cleaning.
Tali: I do any and everything Commander Shepard requires. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Will that be all?

I forgot which movie and who said what.

Iron Man, after Tony has that one night stand with the reporter. Tali here plays the role of Pepper Potts.

Someone With Mass wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Ugh... Shepard touched that?

Implications... unpleasant...

Indeed. Roles should be reversed. But, then...gah.

What am I? The one person around here who doesn't loathe or is disgusted by Miranda? 

Wait, don't answer that.

I was going to have Ashley here for Miranda (since, you know, her ass got kicked to the curb for Tali in my playthough), but nothing about those lines sounded anything like Ash, and Jack... well, I wouldn't do anything like that to Jack. However, using Miranda for sex a grand total of once and kicking her ass to the curb is something I could fully support.