mrsph wrote...
How the hell did she smuggle that knife in through c-sec?
C-Sec Customs: I'm sorry you can't carry that into the station.
Tali: This? It's a Migrant Fleet Marine can opener.
C-Sec Customs: Oh. Well, you can pass.
Delayed Turian: Oh for fu-
C-Sec Customs: Sir, you're going to have to step aside.
Delayed Turian: I get it. It's not really all aliens, is it? It's just
me, isn't it?
C-Sec Customs: *pause*
Delayed Turian: It
is?C-Sec Customs: Really, i'm just following orders. You're really making this job more difficult than it had to be.
*both stare off in different directions, avoiding eye contact.*
Delayed Turian: Look... there's no reason we can't be civil about this. Let's start over. *clears throat* My name's Facilus. What's yours?
C-Sec Customs: My... my name's Janet.
Facilus: Hello Janet. I would just like to get to my apartment in the 700 Blocks. I just came back from Palaven and would like to get my ceremonial knife from here to there.
Corporal Janet: I can't let you carry the thing on public shuttles... but I can have it delivered to your unit. It should arrive sometime tomorrow morning, station time. I can see to it myself.
Facilus: That would be much appreciated.
*Facilus presents his blade. Corporal Janet takes the knife and places it in a C-Sec transport carrier, marking it with his address.*
Facilus: Hey... if you don't mind... i'd kind of like to make up for giving you a hard time-
Janet: Oh, you don't have to-
Facilus: I don't, but that's beside the point.
*Janet glares at him, but Facilus bullrushes through*
Facilus: Anyway, I was just wondering if... I could buy you... What do humans drink?
Janet: We cops are fond of coffee.
Facilus: Really? Something I can drink too. I was wondering if you like to get... some of that.
Janet: *smiles* That would be lovely.
Whoa... where the hell did that come from? Okay,
now i'm going to go play STALKER.