nitefyre410 wrote...
mikethor007 wrote...
nickFury wrote...
No ofense to you or Buddhabut dose Garrus really need a specifically Noir theme? I mean thats practically been his whole life already, throw in some Danny G;over and gve me some lethal weapon Garrus, or your action/comedi theme of choice
Somehow this is quite funny. 
Wrex playing the roll of the Danny Glovers Character in Lethal Weapon and Garrus taking the roll of Mel Gibson. OMG pure comedy gold
Garrus Vakarian: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the ****. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm ****ed and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm ****ed.
Urdnot Wrex: Guess what?
Garrus Vakarian[/b]: What?
Urdnot Wrex[/b]: I don't want to work with you!
Garrus Vakarian[/b]: Hey, don't.
Urdnot Wrex[/b]: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been ****ed!
Garrus Vakarian[/b]: Terrific.
Urdnot Wrex[/b]: God hates me. That's what it is.
Garrus Vakarian[/b]: Hate him back; it works for me.
Urdnot Wrex: I'm too old for this ****!
Garrus Vakarian: Maybe there's an opening in the Citdel Fire Department.