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#11576
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Someone With Mass wrote...

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Considering she's 24 in ME2, she's legit in ME1. Can't really cast our age issue on an alien species, though.

Maybe it's because Shepard's almost 30. Damn cradle robber...


24 & 30. That's not so bad.


30? 29 wasn't he?

Shepard has about 7 years of age difference with Tali.

....oh wait, FIVE after the destruction of the Normandy. Might as well kill him again to reduce the number to three....:whistle:

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SpatFieya wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Mobius_118 wrote...

Considering she's 24 in ME2, she's legit in ME1. Can't really cast our age issue on an alien species, though.

Maybe it's because Shepard's almost 30. Damn cradle robber...


24 & 30. That's not so bad.


24 & 29.

Hell, the age gap is bigger with Miranda, if I recall.


Miri is older than Shepard, right?


Hell, I don't know.

I never pay her any attention.

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SpatFieya wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

Mobius_118 wrote...

Considering she's 24 in ME2, she's legit in ME1. Can't really cast our age issue on an alien species, though.

Maybe it's because Shepard's almost 30. Damn cradle robber...


24 & 30. That's not so bad.


24 & 29.

Hell, the age gap is bigger with Miranda, if I recall.


Miri is older than Shepard, right?


Miranda is 35.

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SpatFieya wrote...

Miri is older than Shepard, right?


35 something. She's sure as hell not acting like it, though.

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Phil725 wrote...

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Miri is older than Shepard, right?


Miranda is 35.

She doesn't act her age then.

Tali is mentally more mature than Miri.

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Yo.

Thanks.

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Yeah, just looked at the timeline on the wiki...2154 for Shep, 2161 for Tali. Makes for 7 years difference. Haha...probably good to fact check before making statements.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Tali: But, daaad, I want to play Conquerer...

Rael: After you've done your homework.

Tali: Everyone of my friends is playing it right now.

Rael: Well,  they aren't really your friends if they're in the way of your future. Now, let's do that repulsion physics assignment.

Tali: The most boring one first. Of course...


You KNOW Rael would have disapproved of Grand Escapades.  He clearly doesn't know the value of playing a barbarian who throws flowers at kobolds before killing them.

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SpatFieya wrote...

She doesn't act her age then.

Tali is mentally more mature than Miri.


Tali has better priorities, too.

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*When Tali has to first on her suit*



Tali: But, father. I don't want to wear the suit.



Rael: YOU'RE WEAK! WEAK!

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Mobius_118 wrote...
It's not, but try telling anybody who seriously supports the pedo arguement otherwise.

Isn't the generally accepted age the man's age divided by two plus seven?

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Mobius_118 wrote...

Yeah, just looked at the timeline on the wiki...2154 for Shep, 2161 for Tali. Makes for 7 years difference. Haha...probably good to fact check before making statements.

You forget he was dead for two years.

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mrsph wrote...

*When Tali has to first on her suit*

Tali: But, father. I don't want to wear the suit.

Rael: YOU'RE WEAK! WEAK!


Tali: I have an omni-tool...Posted Image

Rael: Okay, we'll do it when you're ready. Maybe tomorrow?

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Someone With Mass wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

She doesn't act her age then.

Tali is mentally more mature than Miri.


Tali has better priorities, too.

Speaking of which, I don't even know what her motives are.

Tali = For her people, greater good, be there for Shepard, etc.

Miri = Get promoted to a window cubicle at Cerberus HQ? New shoes?

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SpatFieya wrote...
Miri = Get promoted to a window cubicle at Cerberus HQ? New shoes?

Yumanity.

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Mobius_118 wrote...

Yeah, just looked at the timeline on the wiki...2154 for Shep, 2161 for Tali. Makes for 7 years difference. Haha...probably good to fact check before making statements.

You forget he was dead for two years.


Ok so...5 years difference. And he'll probably be young till his body gives out now, because of the cybernetics. Hell, even better.

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Speaking of which, I don't even know what her motives are.

Tali = For her people, greater good, be there for Shepard, etc.

Miri = Get promoted to a window cubicle at Cerberus HQ? New shoes?


Ass implants.

Sorry. More ass implants.

I like that Tali is doing it fo the sake of everyone while most people are just doing it for their personal gain.

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SpatFieya wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

She doesn't act her age then.

Tali is mentally more mature than Miri.


Tali has better priorities, too.

Speaking of which, I don't even know what her motives are.

Tali = For her people, greater good, be there for Shepard, etc.

Miri = Get promoted to a window cubicle at Cerberus HQ? New shoes?


Watch Shepard veeewy veeewey closely--and report any shidstorm to TIM

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Mobius_118 wrote...

Yeah, just looked at the timeline on the wiki...2154 for Shep, 2161 for Tali. Makes for 7 years difference. Haha...probably good to fact check before making statements.

You forget he was dead for two years.

In all honesty, that's not that big of a gap. Hell, I see older couples with a gap of nearly 10+ years. At a young age, yeah it's pretty messed up, but when you become an adult, you are an adult.

Now if Tali was 25 and Shepard was 45... uh...yeah. Problem. Then again, he'd be pulling a Clint Eastwood. 

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Despite having an attraction to asses, if they're unsupported by dem hips, it's going to be a hard sell. So Miranda's assflapjacks do nothing for me.

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Mobius_118 wrote...

Despite having an attraction to asses, if they're unsupported by dem hips, it's going to be a hard sell. So Miranda's assflapjacks do nothing for me.

then they become pear-shaped and its a turn-off
better one or the other

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Mobius_118 wrote...

Mukora wrote...

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I've done all the origin stories and psyche profiles...
I dunno, Earthborn just resonates better. In relation to Tali, not having the love of parents, yet having the support of others, would probably go over better than MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAaaaad.

True. But remember, Earthborn Shep was in an anti-alien gang, once...

He got out and learned that prejudice is bad, acceptance is good, and that everyone would be friends if they could hold hands in a bigass circle and sing kumby-****ing-ya.

"It's about these aliens," he finally admitted, voice truculent and defensive, "they fly around, pissing off the man, busting up robots, stealing **** they need. They're… like a gang, you know?” Now having said it, admitted he gave a **** about the show, it was almost impossible to meet Finch’s gaze.

“Like a gang,” he repeated lamely, trying to justify his interest.

"What do they look like?" Finch asked, at least sounding interested. He squinted at the screen again. "They all got suits on."

"Hell if I know, it's like a big secret or something."

"Hey, that one's the right shape!" Finch laughed, pointing out one that was obviously female.

"Yeah," Shepard replied, appreciatively, “look at those legs. Damn.” He’d been almost desperate to talk about it, but it was too weird to say to just anyone. Maybe Finch wasn't so bad.

"Whatever," the older boy sneered, smacking the back of the junior initiate's head, “freak.” Shepard's face reddened in shame and anger once again as Finch strolled from the room, still laughing.

"If any ship can make it in time, it'll be the Pa--"

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SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Mobius_118 wrote...

Yeah, just looked at the timeline on the wiki...2154 for Shep, 2161 for Tali. Makes for 7 years difference. Haha...probably good to fact check before making statements.

You forget he was dead for two years.

In all honesty, that's not that big of a gap. Hell, I see older couples with a gap of nearly 10+ years. At a young age, yeah it's pretty messed up, but when you become an adult, you are an adult.

Now if Tali was 25 and Shepard was 45... uh...yeah. Problem. Then again, he'd be pulling a Clint Eastwood. 


Thane and Shepard are technically 10 years apart if you want to do the technically dead for 2 years thing.

If Tali was older than Shepard, do you think it would change things for you guys?

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Lucky Thirteen wrote...

SpatFieya wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Mobius_118 wrote...

Yeah, just looked at the timeline on the wiki...2154 for Shep, 2161 for Tali. Makes for 7 years difference. Haha...probably good to fact check before making statements.

You forget he was dead for two years.

In all honesty, that's not that big of a gap. Hell, I see older couples with a gap of nearly 10+ years. At a young age, yeah it's pretty messed up, but when you become an adult, you are an adult.

Now if Tali was 25 and Shepard was 45... uh...yeah. Problem. Then again, he'd be pulling a Clint Eastwood. 


Thane and Shepard are technically 10 years apart if you want to do the technically dead for 2 years thing.

If Tali was older than Shepard, do you think it would change things for you guys?

Nope.

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I feel like this picture is relevant to the discussion at hand :whistle:

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