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[cannedcream]

Snazzy Penguin wrote...

*returns to his campfire set up earlier with s'mores*

Tali and Garrus, great squadmates or GREATEST squadmates.

And now he's quoting Colbert!

His awesome levels are off the charts!

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

He'd get a reasonable response and a warm welcome.

Seriously. The Garrus fans are some of the coolest people on the internet.

Okay, but look at it this way; . . . shut up.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

Are we doing bad pick up lines now?

Now I know how Kelly Chambers felt,
'cause when I see you, Tali I feel myself melt.

I almost feel bad for laughing.
Almost.

Heh.

Kelly Jelly.

And now I feel bad for laughing.

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

He'd get a reasonable response and a warm welcome.

Seriously. The Garrus fans are some of the coolest people on the internet.

Okay, but look at it this way; . . . shut up.

And this is why you're a Tali fan.

Anyway. Quarian Lesbians.

That is all.

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

He'd get a reasonable response and a warm welcome.

Seriously. The Garrus fans are some of the coolest people on the internet.

Okay, but look at it this way; . . . shut up.

And this is why you're a Tali fan.

Anyway. Quarian Lesbians.

That is all.

Hot.  That's all I have to add

[Collider]

*facepalm*

[nitefyre410]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

He'd get a reasonable response and a warm welcome.

Seriously. The Garrus fans are some of the coolest people on the internet.

Okay, but look at it this way; . . . shut up.

And this is why you're a Tali fan.

Anyway. Quarian Lesbians.

That is all.

  


I could, I really could,  A smoky club, the pounding of music,, they see each from across the dance floor.  Its not hard a hard concept but  I   don't want offend anyone. <_<

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...


And this is why you're a Tali fan.

Anyway. Quarian Lesbians.

That is all.

Hmm. Quite, old bean. Quite.

*smokes pipe*

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

Are we doing bad pick up lines now?

Now I know how Kelly Chambers felt,
'cause when I see you, Tali I feel myself melt.

I almost feel bad for laughing.
Almost.

Heh.

Kelly Jelly.

And now I feel bad for laughing.

Got an itchy rash? Devoloped crotch rot? Not to worry! Cerberus' new Kelly Jelly is here! Just apply the remains of the deceased yeoman to the afflicted area, and watch as all your worries about your previous ailments dissapear!

WARNING: Kelly Jelly is not for everyone. Serious side effects may occur. Do not use Kelly Jelly if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Hallucinations, Itchy ass, and blindness may occur. Never ingest Kelly Jelly. Elcor should not use Kelly Jelly, as it may contain Elcor STDs. The laws of gravity may seem like they no longer apply when using Kelly Jelly. They do. If you experience any of the prior symptoms, or if your colon turns itself inside out, please consult your doctor on the best way to kill yourself.

[cannedcream]

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Okay, but look at it this way; . . . shut up.

I see what you did there

Mass Effect is endlessly quotable.

[Collider]

cannedcream wrote...

Runescapeguy9 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
Okay, but look at it this way; . . . shut up.

I see what you did there

Mass Effect is endlessly quotable.

People keep quoting Udina's "political ****storm," but I don't even remember him saying that.

[RiptideX1090]

You guys are so squeamish...



Can I at LEAST have lesbian turians?



Oh god... why does that turn me on?



DO WANT.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Got an itchy rash? Devoloped crotch rot? Not to worry! Cerberus' new Kelly Jelly is here! Just apply the remains of the deceased yeoman to the afflicted area, and watch as all your worries about your previous ailments dissapear!

WARNING: Kelly Jelly is not for everyone. Serious side effects may occur. Do not use Kelly Jelly if you are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Hallucinations, Itchy ass, and blindness may occur. Never ingest Kelly Jelly. Elcor should not use Kelly Jelly, as it may contain Elcor STDs. The laws of gravity may seem like they no longer apply when using Kelly Jelly. They do. If you experience any of the prior symptoms, or if your colon turns itself inside out, please consult your doctor on the best way to kill yourself.

. . . Think I'd rather just keep the Scale Itch. . .

[Collider]

Can we talk about something else?

[RiptideX1090]

Collider wrote...

Can we talk about something else?

Can you come up with an interesting topic?

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You guys are so squeamish...

Can I at LEAST have lesbian turians?

Oh god... why does that turn me on?

DO WANT.

Because you're depraved. . . like the rest of us.

[Phil725]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

You guys are so squeamish...

Can I at LEAST have lesbian turians?

Oh god... why does that turn me on?

DO WANT.

The vote looked to be 4-2 in favor of the prior, just saying

Would be nice to see a female turian in one of these games.  Though I'm sure that they're going to be uncomfortably hot.  Damn xenophilia

[mikethor007]

Sheesh.

[Snazzy Penguin]

RiptideX1090 wrote...
*snip*

And this is why you're a Tali fan.

Anyway. Quarian Lesbians.

That is all.

Link to a Story that shall no longer be mentioned
Scroll down about a quarter of the way. Tali and Lesbian Quarian in a club.

EDIT: Censoring for the greater good.

Modifié par Snazzy Penguin, 06 août 2010 - 05:39 .

[mikethor007]

Snazzy Penguin wrote...
www.fanfiction.net/s/5910092/56/Into_the_Darkness
Scroll down about a quarter of the way. Tali and Lesbian Quarian in a club.

I knew it was only a matter of time.

Please, OH PLEASE, DON'T reference this!

[Collider]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Collider wrote...
Can we talk about something else?

Can you come up with an interesting topic?

Yes. I would like to discuss what Tali would have done in the following areas:

Genophage Cure Data
Sidonis
Jacob's Father
Aresh